THE ORIGINAL AND ALWAYS THE BEST IT'S OVER 9000! THREAD

[Blackstar the Chakat]

I'm the King Midas of innuendo?

Interesting.

you may be the king of innuendo but I'm the one with the nympho for a girlfriend

[Tsukiyumi]

King Midas in mythology could turn whatever he touched to gold, thus the analogy.

On the second note, I'm working on it.

[Mikey]

you may be the king of innuendo but I'm the one with the nympho for a girlfriend

I'm sorry to hear it, Blackstar. True nymphomania is a serious psychiatric condition, that has no less effect on a person's day-to-day life than something like narcolepsy. I'm a bit out of the DSM loop, now, but I'm sure there are treatments involving both behavioral and drug aspects. Hopefully she'll be able to cope fairly well.

If you just meant that she enjoys sex and used the term "nympho" randomly, then that's the same as making fun of someone with any other serious and chronic disease.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

you may be the king of innuendo but I'm the one with the nympho for a girlfriend

I'm sorry to hear it, Blackstar. True nymphomania is a serious psychiatric condition, that has no less effect on a person's day-to-day life than something like narcolepsy. I'm a bit out of the DSM loop, now, but I'm sure there are treatments involving both behavioral and drug aspects. Hopefully she'll be able to cope fairly well.

If you just meant that she enjoys sex and used the term "nympho" randomly, then that's the same as making fun of someone with any other serious and chronic disease.

Oh, she has been diagnosed with it, and is being treated for it. But she's still uber-horny. The only thing that can keep her from pouncing me anytime we're alone is the thought of someone walking in on us.

[Tsukiyumi]

Which is actually a turn-on for some people...

*ahem*

Could be a problem.

[Reliant121]

Which is actually a turn-on for some people...

*ahem*

Could be a problem.

I think the turn on is the adrenaliner rush that comes with it.

hint much?

[Tsukiyumi]

Was that too obvious?

Almost nothing makes my heart rate rise much, besides getting really angry (which I'd prefer not to do), so I'll take what little thrills I can get.

[Mikey]

When my wife and I were still dating, her parents' house had these attic stairs that were only nominally hidden from view...

I've said too much.

[Tsukiyumi]

When my wife and I were still dating, her parents' house had these attic stairs that were only nominally hidden from view...

I've said too much.

No, please. Go on.



Unlocked bathroom at a party. Well, a number of parties, really.

And other stuff that some people seem not to enjoy hearing about.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

Well, my aunt, well half-aunt really, once had sex in the back seat of her boyfriend's car....you're all like "we've heard this one before" but wait it gets better....under some sheets, with his parent's driving in the front seat.

[Mikey]

BT, DT. At least they had sheets.

[Tsukiyumi]

BT, DT. At least they had sheets.

That's what I was going to say. Seriously, some people don't pay attention to anything except driving...

As long as they don't see a leg in the air in the rearview.

[Thorin]

No offence, but guys, this is a ST forum, this isn't even in the off topic section

[Mikey]

Actually, this a thread that was originally about Rochey.

[Thorin]

Yes but this is a forum for 13+ according to the T&C, and I don't think it's suitable for even me to be reading