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DITL Code Section 1: Committing suicide is punishable by death
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DITL Code Section 2: Any member caught viewing Janeway porn will be forced to watch Janeway BDSM porn.
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DITL Code Section 3: Do not feed the ducks.
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DITL Code Section 3: Disrupting Rochey's nervous system is punishable by being beaten to death with a thin slice of Chorizo.
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DITL Code Section 4: Every section must have a proper begining, middle, and end except for...
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DITL Code Section 6: There shall from this point forward be only one code section 3.

Plus, give Mikey the chorizo.
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-crap. wrong button-

DITL Code 3a: all entries will be Code 3.
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DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.

*proceeds to mock Reliant*
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DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family :happydevil:
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Rochey wrote:DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.

*proceeds to mock Reliant*
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Screw you, too. :P
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Rochey wrote:Screw you, too. :P
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family :happydevil:
Yep :)
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DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
And who would these "sane" DITLers be, exactly? I don't know of any such thing :mrgreen:
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