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There's a Replicator in your kitchen.....
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:25 pm
by Sionnach Glic
One Saturday morning, you get up and head to the kitchen to get yourself some breakfast. Sitting on top of the counter is a standard Replicator.
What do you do?
Oh, and the first smart-ass that comes up "I order some tea, Earl Grey, hot." gets their house bombed by an orbiting Beliskner.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:30 pm
by Aaron
Break out the 12 Gauge, what exactly should I be doing with it? After it's dead I sell the pieces to General Dynamics Land Systems.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:55 pm
by Reliant121
replicate a whole bunch of different Curry dishes.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:03 pm
by Captain Seafort
Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm
by Mikey
Captain Seafort wrote:Same way as any oversized metal spider - a broom and a sledgehammer. Then I have a brew of Earl Grey.
And that's how you deal with all the
other oversized metal spiders in your life, is it?
I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pm
by Captain Seafort
Mikey wrote:I assume we're talking about a whole different definition of the term "replicator" here.
Indeed. They're basically a bunch of giant metal spiders that can absorb fire from energy weapons, hack computers, and combine to build starships. There's a brief explanation of them
here, from their first episode, "Nemesis".
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:41 pm
by Jim
Start making omelets until it get's it the way I like it.
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:36 am
by Varthikes
I wonder if my brother's sword would kill it...
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:28 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:31 am
by Aaron
ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:40 am
by Blackstar the Chakat
Cpl Kendall wrote:ChakatBlackstar wrote:Just to be clear, which type of replicator are we talking about? And is it acting hostile?
Good question, if it's RepliCarter than I have a better idea than destroying it.
I hear that 8)
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:50 am
by Aaron
ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)
I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about?
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:15 am
by Blackstar the Chakat
Cpl Kendall wrote:ChakatBlackstar wrote:
I hear that 8)
I'm talking about seeling her to the RealDoll company, what are you on about?
Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:16 am
by Aaron
ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Oh. I was talking about having sex with her. I thought that was obvious.
I know, I was teasing you. That would be on the list to.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:46 am
by Varthikes
It's a standard Replicator (big metal spiders).