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They don't have to be answered.

Why do they call it "head over heels in love" when your head is ALWAYS over your heels?
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Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?
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If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
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Why does your dog like to stick his head out of the car window, but get upset when you blow air in his face?
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so what's the speed of dark?
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If d-o-g is the opposite of g-o-d, why are dogs so popular?
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What is the ultimate purpose of a Grapefruit?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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How does one "make like a tree and go," if trees are fixed in place?
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote: Why do they call it "head over heels in love" when your head is ALWAYS over your heels?
You forgot the "falling" part. The original quote was falling head over heels in love, as in falling and landing head first.
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Bryan Moore wrote:
Captain Picard's Hair wrote: Why do they call it "head over heels in love" when your head is ALWAYS over your heels?
You forgot the "falling" part. The original quote was falling head over heels in love, as in falling and landing head first.
Actually the quote was originally heels over head however head over heels had a better ring to it. 'In love' was not part of the original quote.
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Bryan Moore wrote:
Captain Picard's Hair wrote: Why do they call it "head over heels in love" when your head is ALWAYS over your heels?
You forgot the "falling" part. The original quote was falling head over heels in love, as in falling and landing head first.
Actually the quote was originally heels over head however head over heels had a better ring to it. 'In love' was not part of the original quote.
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Reliant121 wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Bryan Moore wrote: You forgot the "falling" part. The original quote was falling head over heels in love, as in falling and landing head first.
Actually the quote was originally heels over head however head over heels had a better ring to it. 'In love' was not part of the original quote.
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Reliant121 wrote:
ChakatBlackstar wrote: Actually the quote was originally heels over head however head over heels had a better ring to it. 'In love' was not part of the original quote.
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