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I really don't work very hard....

I title the first few pictures "How to poo in work" (lol)

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What a great way to do absolutely nothing. :lol:
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Note to self, do not buy sink from B&Q
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haha, this is during store hours too, you should see me on nights...omg...
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:lol: Ha. So what, you're the Tyler Durden of the B&Q?
B&Q, is that like a Home Depot?
What the heck does B&Q stand for?
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Uzume wrote::lol: Ha. So what, you're the Tyler Durden of the B&Q?
B&Q, is that like a Home Depot?
What the heck does B&Q stand for?
It stands for Block and Quayle.

Its a DIY chain, I work for a company that installs their IT systems.
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Thanks for the clarification, kostmayer. Uzume and I had never heard of B&Q, as we don't have them over here. It seems they are the british version of Home Depot, or Lowe's over here.
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kostmayer wrote:
Uzume wrote::lol: Ha. So what, you're the Tyler Durden of the B&Q?
B&Q, is that like a Home Depot?
What the heck does B&Q stand for?
It stands for Block and Quayle.

Its a DIY chain, I work for a company that installs their IT systems.
its a 100% knock off of Home Depot. But I'll tell you this. B/Q stands for BOOZE and QUAVERS. Nothing else hehe. :twisted:
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Not only would I avoid the sink, I might advise to steer clear of the Shower, Oven, Childrens Furniture, & Carpenter/Painter masks.

Lowe's stock price just went up after these pictures were posted...

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Showed these to my mother, who has worked part time at Home Depot for years. She laughed.
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