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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:41 am
by The Wormhole
Granted. However, as Q's sidekick, you're only a mortal with no powers.
I wish I wasn't always so pressed for time.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:14 am
by MetalHead
Granted, but you now have nothing to do with your life besides sit on the couch and eat ham sandwiches.
I wish this cut on my shoulder would heal faster
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:37 am
by Bryan Moore
MetalHead wrote:Granted, but you now have nothing to do with your life besides sit on the couch and eat ham sandwiches.
I wish this cut on my shoulder would heal faster
Granted, but the doctor who heals you uses "Tis only a flesh wound" ad nauseum.
I wish Synthehol existed now.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 am
by MetalHead
Granted, but you are allergic to it and can only ever drink apple juice
I wish I had a big fat chicken kebab on fresh naan bread with mayonaise smothered all over it
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:19 am
by The Wormhole
Granted, but there's a bunch of ants living in it.
I wish insects didn't bother humans.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:41 am
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, insects have been blown up to human size and humans have been shrunk to insect size, and now we bother them.
I want a better paying job.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:49 am
by Captain Seafort
Granted - you get a $1/year pay rise
I wish England would win the 2nd Test. *tunes in to TMS*
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:57 am
by I Am Spartacus
(Sweet! That's an extra $2,000 a year! Not enough to really celebrate, but nice nonetheless!)
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:26 pm
by MetalHead
Granted, but they win the boobie prize.
I wish I had a steak and ale pie
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:52 am
by Varthikes
Granted. Trelane made the steak and ale pie, which means it has no taste.
I wish I was a dragon...
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:07 am
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, but you're the last of your kind and thusly will never be able to have sex ever again for the rest of your life (which will only be a few months, since dragon hunting is a popular and lucrative industry).
I wish I could buy Beerlao in Canada.
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:23 am
by Bryan Moore
I Am Spartacus wrote:Granted, but you're the last of your kind and thusly will never be able to have sex ever again for the rest of your life (which will only be a few months, since dragon hunting is a popular and lucrative industry).
I wish I could buy Beerlao in Canada.
Granted, as I sell you a six pack of it, but then bust a bottle of it over your skull while pouring a bottle of Stone Vertical Epic down your mouth telling you to enjoy a real beer.
I wish I had a bottle of Stone Vertical Epic, 02 Vintage in my fridge.
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:36 am
by I Am Spartacus
Oh no, I know you did not just insult Beerlao, hands down the best beer in the world. Anyone insulting Beerlao has either never tried it, or needs to check if there are any psychiatric inpatient facilities in his hometown.
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:38 am
by Foxbat
Granted. But President George W. Bush shows up and drinks it "in the name of national security."
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:39 am
by Foxbat
I wish I had a nickle for every time someone ruined a wish.