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Happy Valentine's Day.

Thanks, CNN.

Nutso wrote:

Desperate times, I guess.

Nutso wrote:

Ha! That's great.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Aw. At the least there's cheap chocolate afterwards.

sunnyside wrote:

Nutso wrote:

Ha! That's great.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Aw. At the least there's cheap chocolate afterwards.

You're the sunshine on a cloudy day, sunnyside.

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:

Nutso wrote:

Desperate times, I guess.

Cant be that desperate.

Oh rainy day woman, I never seem to see you for the good times, or the sunshine.
You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman.

That woman of mine she ain't happy, till she finds something wrong and has someone to blame;
if it ain't one thing it's another one on the way.

Woke up this morning to the sunshine, sure as hell looks just like rain.
I know where to go on a cloudy day.

Oh rainy day woman, I never seem to see you for the good times, or the sunshine.
You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman.

Tholian_Avenger wrote:Oh rainy day woman, I never seem to see you for the good times, or the sunshine.
You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman.

That woman of mine she ain't happy, till she finds something wrong and has someone to blame;
if it ain't one thing it's another one on the way.

Woke up this morning to the sunshine, sure as hell looks just like rain.
I know where to go on a cloudy day.

Oh rainy day woman, I never seem to see you for the good times, or the sunshine.
You have been a friend of mine, rainy day woman.

Does that mean you're grooving out to Waylon Jennings or that you're having relationship trouble?

Nutso's comment reminded of it, just thought it sounded cool.
If you want relationship problems though, let me tell you...


Now many many years ago when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown up daughter had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life, my daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became the brother in law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle that also made him the brother of the widow's grown up daughter, who of course was my step mother.

My father's wife then had a son that kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is my mother's mother, and it makes me very blue, because she is my wife and my grandmother too.

Now, if my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild, and every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild.
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw, as husband to my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own grandpa.

Tholian_Avenger wrote:Nutso's comment reminded of it, just thought it sounded cool.
If you want relationship problems though, let me tell you...


Now many many years ago when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown up daughter had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life, my daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became the brother in law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle that also made him the brother of the widow's grown up daughter, who of course was my step mother.

My father's wife then had a son that kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is my mother's mother, and it makes me very blue, because she is my wife and my grandmother too.

Now, if my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild, and every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild.
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw, as husband to my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
I'm my own grandpa.

I know that best from...

Oh you heard that one before? Well did I tell you of the week I spent drinking? Each night I came home, and something seemed out of place. Finally...


As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a lad sneaking out the back, a quarter after three.

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me, who was that lad sneaking out the back a quarter after three?

Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, so drunk you can not see; that was just the tax man that the Queen she sent to me.

Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more, But an Englishman who can last till three I've never seen before.

Nope, haven't heard that one.

The Muppet Show? I remember "I'm My Own Grandpa" from Uncle Floyd.

I know of Uncle Floyd... but that's about it.