What starship would you least like to captain?

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More like a curse.
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Captain of a one man vessel. I dont think you could get a smaller power trip.
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Mikey wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:Any of the shuttles up to the type-11 would be my choice.
Is that really a captaincy?
It is if you wear a captain's hat.
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*imagines Tsukiyumi sitting in a Type 15 wearing a Pirate's hat cackling and yelling "I be captain of the ship, so I am!!!!"*
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GrahamKennedy wrote:*imagines Tsukiyumi sitting in a Type 15 wearing a Pirate's hat cackling and yelling "I be captain of the ship, so I am!!!!"*
Exactly. :lol:
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Really? I saw him in a white peaked cap with a lifesaver-anchor device, double-breasted blazer, ascot, and pipe.
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I see him passed out in a dingy with a bottle of Vodka.
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Teaos wrote:I see him passed out in a dingy with a bottle of Vodka.
I prefer whiskey, but, hey. :lol:
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That Klingon Raptor in Sleeping Dogs (ENT), that thing was not only cramped but utterly filthy.

Yes I know I could clean it but I doubt that Targ dung stench comes out easily.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:That Klingon Raptor in Sleeping Dogs (ENT), that thing was not only cramped but utterly filthy.

Yes I know I could clean it but I doubt that Targ dung stench comes out easily.
Sounds a bit like my apartment. :lol:
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Still herding your own stock in the coat closet, Tsu?
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Voyager. It's ugly. I'm pretty sure it's crew will be ugly too.
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I thought the Intrepid was one of the nicer looking ships.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... (especially when talking about trek ships)
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Nutso wrote:Voyager. It's ugly. I'm pretty sure it's crew will be ugly too.
Pfft... you think that's ugly? Stay away from the E-D
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