Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!

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Good thinking - now we know for a fact that XI will produce something great. Whether in the film or months later via Rochey is another matter. :)
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Only "months?"
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Of course it'll only be months. Based on the orbital period of which planet - that's the real question. :P
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Now you people are getting the hang of my take on time.
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Or perhaps he's going by Jupiter months? or even saturn? stuff that, a month from Pluto!
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Can't use Pluto, Rochey only use's planets for time keeping.
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Captain Seafort wrote:Of course it'll only be months. Based on the orbital period of which planet - that's the real question. :P
Months are related to how fast a planet rotates, and is not related to the orbit of the planet in question. Orbit is the length of the planet's year.
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Blackstar the Chakat wrote:Months are related to how fast a planet rotates
Really? I always thought they were called days - is it different in the States?
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:lol:
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Oh, man, ten thousand points to Seafort right there. :lol:
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It's called "hawaiian time". We don't sweat things like being a half hour late for work, or a few weeks late on the rent. Well, some people anyway. :mrgreen:
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Captain Seafort wrote:
Blackstar the Chakat wrote:Months are related to how fast a planet rotates
Really? I always thought they were called days - is it different in the States?
Actually it would be difficult to organize 'months' in the same way they did for Earth. Our months were loosly based on our lunar cycle, and later modified to fit the length of the year resulting in the modern calander which should be accurate in relation to the seasons for about 5000 years. Years are related to the how long the planet takes to get around the sun.
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Which has absolutely nothing to do with the speed of a planet's rotation, which are days.
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Blackstar the Chakat wrote:Actually it would be difficult to organize 'months' in the same way they did for Earth.
I'd be easy - take the length of a year and divide by twelve. Voila, one month.
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Captain Seafort wrote:
Blackstar the Chakat wrote:Actually it would be difficult to organize 'months' in the same way they did for Earth.
I'd be easy - take the length of a year and divide by twelve. Voila, one month.
And if the year doesn't fit evenly with twelve months, like how an earth year doesn't fit evenly into twelve months?
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