Wasn't there one of them in the Roger Rabbit film?Lazar wrote:One time I saw this old cartoon where this guy had a "hole" (i.e. a large black disk) that he carried around like a suitcase, and if he laid it on the ground people would fall into it.
Riddle Thread
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thelordharry
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“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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As long as it wasn't in Jessica Rabbit.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Strap that two by four on? 
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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thelordharry
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What a little red head hottie
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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They should NEVER make a cartoon that hot.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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More:
A man was about to be executed.
he was allowed one last statement.
If true, he would be shot.
If false, he would be hung.
So he made his statement, and is still alive.
What was the statement?
cookie to s/he who gets it first
A man was about to be executed.
he was allowed one last statement.
If true, he would be shot.
If false, he would be hung.
So he made his statement, and is still alive.
What was the statement?
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"This statement is false."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Haha, no, but good guess...
I can't say it, it's just not fair...
I can't say it, it's just not fair...
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"God exists"?
There's no way to prove it either way, so...
There's no way to prove it either way, so...
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I had an idea based on the "he would be hung" bit, but I'm pretty sure that's not where young Bob was going...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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thelordharry
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He said: "Everything I say is a lie and that's the truth".
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Actually, you get the cookie.Mikey wrote:I had an idea based on the "he would be hung" bit, but I'm pretty sure that's not where young Bob was going...
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Bear in mind:
"hung" ≠"hanged"
"hung" + DITL = bad jokes
"hung" ≠"hanged"
"hung" + DITL = bad jokes
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Lazar wrote:Bear in mind:
"hung" ≠"hanged"
"hung" + DITL = bad jokes
Good point... and now I take back Mikeys cookie.No trees were killed in transmission of this message. However, some electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
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He missed an important part though...
He was about to be hung... also... he had his head in the loop and all...
He was about to be hung... also... he had his head in the loop and all...