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Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:31 pm

That's not 'awkward', that's a violation of the fucking Geneva Conventions.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:33 pm

Monroe wrote:That would make prostitutes extinct on Earth since none of them charge. Though with holodecks who needs them anyway? I always thought it'd be funny if on Trek they walked onto the holideck and some random crewmember had like Captain Janeway as his personal play thing or something. That'd be really awkward!

Already done it, albeit on the E-D rather than Voyager - Hollow Pursuits

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:56 am

Teaos wrote:Not knowing what an atom is...

When was that? I remember the Disaster ones, natch, but not knowing what an atom was?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:01 am

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
When was that? I remember the Disaster ones, natch, but not knowing what an atom was?

Night Terrors.

Post by **Teaos** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:21 am

Whores could still be around in the future. They would just sleep with you for different reasons.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:43 am

Teaos wrote:Whores could still be around in the future. They would just sleep with you for different reasons.

Like trying to better themselves, and the rest of humanity?

Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:36 am

Ah, the nobility of mankind.

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:27 pm

Tsukiyumi wrote:
Teaos wrote:Whores could still be around in the future. They would just sleep with you for different reasons.
Like trying to better themselves, and the rest of humanity?

haha

And yeah Barclay sleeping with Troi on the holodeck sounds all too likely

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:14 pm

Didn't Troi actually SEE an antimatter containment failure on a GCS in Contagion? And then sit and listen to Geordi and Data explain what had happened afterwards? Was she off daydreaming about chocolate or something?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:18 pm

GrahamKennedy wrote:Didn't Troi actually SEE an antimatter containment failure on a GCS in Contagion? And then sit and listen to Geordi and Data explain what had happened afterwards? Was she off daydreaming about chocolate or something?

This is the woman who has a habit of looking at some joker on the viewscreen foaming at the mouth and shrieking like an angry Dalek, and telling Picard "I sense hostility". An intellectual giant she is not. Or particularly technically proficient, given that she's crashed two Enterprises.

kostmayer · Post by **kostmayer** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:02 pm

She also has appalling taste in men too.

Sonic Glitch · Post by **Sonic Glitch** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:16 pm

Captain Seafort wrote: Or particularly technically proficient, given that she's crashed two Enterprises.

Granted, the 2nd one was on orders.

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:40 am

me,myself and I wrote:
Captain Seafort wrote: Or particularly technically proficient, given that she's crashed two Enterprises.
Granted, the 2nd one was on orders.

Still doesn't look that good on her resume.

"So umm... says here you crashed two flagships of the Federation."

"Yes.. but the second time I was strictly under orders."

"Riiiight..."

Post by **Teaos** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:56 am

I wish I got ordered to crash a few things.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:57 am

Makes me wonder how hard up she was for a good buggering that she married Riker, that alone is proof of her madness. There better not be a TNG movie in ten years with their kid in it.

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