What if Voyager was a Class Four Borg Tactical Cube???

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:44 pm

Umm... yeah.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:26 pm

Mostly along the lines of
Alien: Surrender or be destroyed!
Troi: Captain, I sense much hostility.

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:30 pm

There were some instances of aliens saying, "I'm just being helpful," and she telling Picard he's lying. However the alien's shit eating grin or shifty eyes often made it plainly obvious. Still, this is battered housewife/everyone works for the betterment of mankind/uber naive Federation. Maybe he really does need Troi to tell him these things.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:04 am

What I meant was not just to fly the ship, but to keep it operating for any length of time, including maintenance, damage control, battle stations, and so forth.

We saw Equinox function for an extended period with only half her crew. I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking that they'd need a skeleton crew of at least 20% of the original. Some stations would just have to go unmanned.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:16 am

Yeah, then you're looking at a few dozen.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:47 am

You know, just for that reason.........it would have made sense for Janeway to be concerned about EVERY death. With no replacements either somebody picks up extra duties or jobs just don't get done.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:49 pm

You'd think she would.

Then again, if they lost crewmen at the rate they lost shuttles then VOY must have had cloning tanks on board.

Captain Picard's Hair · Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:24 pm

Rochey wrote:You'd think she would.

Then again, if they lost crewmen at the rate they lost shuttles then VOY must have had cloning tanks on board.

Dear Sweet Lord, the idea of Janeway clones!!!!

Seven, OTOH...

Black Jesus · Post by **Black Jesus** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:41 am

What then?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:38 am

Post by **Nutso** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:39 am

Parallel parking her would be a breeze.

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:50 am

Deep god, that thing was even smaller than our Ford Fiesta

Anyway.

This is the most randomly pointless and strange thread I have seen in a very long time.

Post by **Teaos** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:00 pm

So pointless it doesnt deserve to exist...

Black Jesus I guess you were trying to mock the retardedly large amount of "What if Voyager was..." threads around here, as you can see we already have one.

Post by **Nutso** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:24 am

What if Voyager was a 1987 Ford Festiva?

Seven of Nine would need a breast reduction.

Lazar · Post by **Lazar** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:45 am

The crew would have to be clowns.

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