Taken from various places.
Make Your Own Demotivators
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
Some of these may have been posted before, but I'm not going back through 15 pages to check.
Taken from various places.
Taken from various places.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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JudgeKing
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
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Mikey
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
That Yoda one was great. 
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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JudgeKing
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
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JudgeKing
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
Not one of mine but I like it...
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
In a similar vein to Graham's:
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
Here's mine.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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colmquinn
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
Tsukiyumi wrote:Here's mine.
and thus, woman was born
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Mikey
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
While I happen to believe in a deistic faith, I thought there would be a few folks here who appreicated this. Taken from The Family Guy:
Check out the bit in the middle about G-d.
Check out the bit in the middle about G-d.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
As a disabled person, and an agnostic, I find it hilarious. 
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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JudgeKing
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Re: Make Your Own Demotivators
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.