Graham's Frankestien Fleet

[Sionnach Glic]

That could make a fun little fanfic.

[Mark]

A Captain overly impress with himself, who doesn't realize he's completely unsuited to command..............

Reg Barkley as the first officer............

A pervert for a CMO who like to take tempetures the old fashioned way ...............

A drunk as the Flight Conn.............


What else, what do you guys think.....???

[Tsukiyumi]

Myopic tactical officer?

"Target that ship, Lieutenant!"

"Which one, sir!?"

"There's only the one sh... Target the one in the middle, dammit!"

Could be fun. Like a McHale's Navy of Star Trek.

[Mark]

I like where this is going..........

Oh, and a cowerdly security officer. I'm seeing Woody Allen at Tactical !!!

[Tsukiyumi]

This really could work.

[Mark]

Hmmm, I'm thinking a dispirited Vulcan engineer, of below average IQ, who secretly reads the FAQs of his engines and the computers.

[Tsukiyumi]

[Mark]

An operations officer with Turetts

Make the engineer a tellerite instead of a Vulcan, because I've got a better idea for our resident Vulcan.

A Vulcan COUNSELER!!!!!

[Tsukiyumi]

There you go.

Now the name...

"Yellow Squad"?

[Mark]

We need a Frankenstien ship for them now..........................

Opinions???

[Tsukiyumi]

A Yeager, maybe?

[Mark]

Or a Griffon, perhaps????

[Reliant121]

Give 'em an old Shelley. Not only is it a frankenstein, its so old its probably falling apart anyway.

[Sionnach Glic]

Myopic tactical officer?

"Target that ship, Lieutenant!"

"Which one, sir!?"

"There's only the one sh... Target the one in the middle, dammit!"

Am I the only one that thought of that scene from Spaceballs where the Spaceballs are firing warning shots at the princess?

Dark Helmet: "Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!"

Cross-eyed gunner: "Sorry sir, doing my best."

DH: "Who made that man a gunner?"

Cross-eyed Major: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."

DH: "Captain, who is that man?"

Captain: "He's an assh*le, sir."

DH: "I know that, what's his name?"

Captain: "That is his name, sir. Assh*le. Major Assh*le."

DH: "And his cousin?"

Captain: "He's an assh*le too, sir. Gunner's First Mate Philip Assh*le."

DH: "How many assh*le's we got on this ship?"

Everyone else on the bridge: "Yo!"

DH: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assh*les."

[Tsukiyumi]

I use that last line all the time, and I occasionally just use the next line: "Keep firing, assh*les!"