Bark Exposes Lying Lion at Chinese Zoo
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I have this mental image of a Chinese zoo being just this row of cages with different dogs in each one, and each cage has a label on it for a totally different animal.
"Crocodile" (Alsatian)
"Parrot" (Yorkshire Terrier)
"Elephant" (St Bernard)
"Giraffe" (Labrador)
That would be kind of a fun zoo to walk around!
"Crocodile" (Alsatian)
"Parrot" (Yorkshire Terrier)
"Elephant" (St Bernard)
"Giraffe" (Labrador)
That would be kind of a fun zoo to walk around!
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Re: Bark Exposes Lying Lion at Chinese Zoo
Think maybe they'd spring for some cheap costumes, at least?
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I like the idea of a zoo that is all just pugs in various animal costumes.
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Oh no. You're one of them!Griffin wrote:I like the idea of a zoo that is all just pugs in various animal costumes.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Think maybe they'd spring for some cheap costumes, at least?
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Oh, that third one looks like it counts as animal abuse!
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Nah I meant the pug lovers that put them in costumes and anything Pug related too.Griffin wrote:I'm a pug in a costume? My god.
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Just seemed like the easiest way to do it, there's loads of pug sized costumes around. Damned If I'm paying to dress a zoo's worth of Dobermans.
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Who wouldn't love that?Griffin wrote:I like the idea of a zoo that is all just pugs in various animal costumes.
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Must make typing very hard.Griffin wrote:I'm a pug in a costume? My god.
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Awwww, that's the most adorable rabbit I ever saw!Angharrad wrote:
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I think this is animal abuse. Someone call the hotline.
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