DITL Battle #4 JK vs Reliant Comments Thread

[Tsukiyumi]

...French Oral exam...

That's the one that's way more fun than the regular oral exam, right?

...(leave it alone guys, )...

Never!

[Reliant121]

One day Tsuki, One Day...

[Mark]

Was there any "hands on" training to go along with that quiz?






Sorry, I just COULDN'T resist.

[Mikey]

Well, not "hands" specifically...














Dear Lord, I apologize for that one.

[Reliant121]

No. There wasnt. For a start, my examiner (who is my teacher) was Mrs. Eustace. There are two issues.

- She is female.
- She is decidedly boring middle age. Even if i wer heterosexual, there was no MILF quality there at all.

[Lt. Staplic]

yes reliant...conn orders....

and I'll be nice, I won't say anything (since Mark, Tsuki, and Mikey all beat me to it already)

[Lt. Staplic]

Turn 2 Conn is up

[Lt. Staplic]

Reliant, still waiting on your orders

[Reliant121]

Jesus have some patience will you. I'll get it up tonight.

God, its like being pestered for homework

[Lt. Staplic]

well it's not like we've been waiting for over a week


anyway Turn 3 conn is up...tactical orders.

[Mark]

This is turning into a rather one sided battle VERY quickly. Staplic, can I ask why it's so hard for JK to manuver? The dice must HATE him

[Lt. Staplic]

This is turning into a rather one sided battle VERY quickly. Staplic, can I ask why it's so hard for JK to manuver? The dice must HATE him

you have no idea. This last tac phase he had the opportunity for a crit if he could get an 11 or a 12 (2D6), he got a 3.

[Mark]

I'd be thinking about alternate tactics right about now if I were JK, such as stuffing my helmsman in a torp tube

[Lt. Staplic]

lol, if things go badly for him again this turn, an unfortunate helmsman might just have his console blow out

[Mark]

In our first battle, Stitch's helmsman was getting him killed. For some reason, once he shot him, the dice seemed to like his replacement better. Go figure....