Ship of the Week: The Death Star

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k... this is actually kinda uncomfortable for me right now...
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Well, nobody said you had to participate with us. In fact, numbers greater than "two" are something my wife is definitely not down for.
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Mikey wrote:Well, nobody said you had to participate with us. In fact, numbers greater than "two" are something my wife is definitely not down for.
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So... back to the Death Star... where were the railings on that thing?
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Unfortunately, three days before the DS2's shipment of railings were designated to arrive, the Galactic Railing Corporation went bankrupt. The railing-filled freighters that were headed for the DS2 were turned around, and handed over to GR Co's debtors, from which they created the famous Hanging Garden of Railings on Corellia.
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Rochey wrote:Unfortunately, three days before the DS2's shipment of railings were designated to arrive, the Galactic Railing Corporation went bankrupt. The railing-filled freighters that were headed for the DS2 were turned around, and handed over to GR Co's debtors, from which they created the famous Hanging Garden of Railings on Corellia.
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Maybe Vader had something to do with it...

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I just think of the two guys working on the console in the superlaser conduit.

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Funny enough, the Emperor's tower on the DSII had railings all over the place. Where everywhere else didn't seem to.
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And it also had that pit that led down to the bottom of his tower-not the power core, mind you. Just the bottom of the tower. Did he practice sky-diving from there or something?
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:And it also had that pit that led down to the bottom of his tower-not the power core, mind you. Just the bottom of the tower. Did he practice sky-diving from there or something?
*shrug* Maybe he liked the extra air circulation.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:So... back to the Death Star... where were the railings on that thing?
The railings?...They don't arrive until Tuesday...
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me,myself and I wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:So... back to the Death Star... where were the railings on that thing?
The railings?...They don't arrive until Tuesday...
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Railings aren't 100% safe - don't forget the poor bugger inside the shield generator complex in ROTJ who tells Han to freeze, only to be knocked over the railings by a bag of explosives.
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Actualy, it's all down to a simple misunderstanding. When it was being designed, Vader said he wanted his troops to be constantly on alert and always on the edge.
The designers, unfortunately, took that last portion a tad too litteraly.
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