Ruin-a-Desire

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:34 am

Granted, but it's all Thunderbird.

I wish I could go back to Maui and take up permanent residence.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:54 am

Granted. Your sentenced to life in prison and take of permanent residence in the local maximum security jail on Maui. Enjoy!

I wish I had human mind control powers!

Post by **Teaos** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:46 pm

Granted. But you can only control 3 foot tall woman named Mavis.

I wish Enterprise had never been created.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:55 pm

Granted. B&B decide to remake TOS instead

I wish Galactica 1980 had never been created.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:57 pm

Granted. However, you are somehow forced to listen to Spandau Ballet for the rest of your waking life.

I wish There were 48 hours to a day

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:33 pm

Granted. But, it takes you twice as long to do everything.

I wish someone would hire me.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:35 pm

Granted, you are now working as a sweage specialst for a stomach-probolem clinic.

I wish I could make curry appear with a snap.

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:56 pm

MetalHead wrote:Granted, you are now working as a sweage specialst for a stomach-probolem clinic.

I wish I could make curry appear with a snap.

Granted, but you now smell like an Indian restaurant: Women run at the smell.

I wish this game would end =)

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:59 pm

Granted, but someone immediately starts a new thread on the same subject.

I wish Microsoft would produce a version of IE that didn't keep crashing.

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:04 pm

Captain Seafort wrote:Granted, but someone immediately starts a new thread on the same subject.

I wish Microsoft would produce a version of IE that didn't keep crashing.

Granted, but now they put this program into the computer to make it crashes anyways: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blue_screen_of_death

I wish I had a runabout.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:25 pm

Granted. You are given a 1.3L 1972 Datsun 100, previously owned by a racing driver and told it is a great car for 'running about in'

I wish I had a a check for Â£1,000,000

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:47 pm

Granted, you are now transported into the 24th century where money is worthless. (I wished for a similar thing)

I wish I was ruler of the Earth.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:54 pm

Granted. Five minutes later the Death Star shows up.

I wish Trek would show shome respect to science.

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:14 pm

Granted, but you now are forced to watch a banal, pedantic, and utterly dry series with little joy or sustainable plot.

I wish VOY: Demon made a lick of sense to me, even on my 5th or 6th viewing.

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:03 am

Granted, but now claiming to have made sense of it, you are certified as a hopeless schizophrenic and condemned to spend the rest of your life in a sanitarium.

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom tooth removed.