"Message in a Bottle"

[Mikey]

What about the GCS? It had those nice pale tan leather chairs, and the complementing wood-grain tactical console/accent piece...

[Tsukiyumi]

And, the optional vanity mirrors, and fold-out plasma tv's with HD-DVD players.

[kostmayer]

That could be why we never see the toilets - the big chairs double up as commodes. One of the buttons operates the flush.

[Mikey]

"Evasive maneuvers! Fire at will! And somebody get me a new roll of TP."

[Sonic Glitch]

"Number One, fetch me my brown pants!"

[kostmayer]

You think Picard ever sits there in his ready room, having had one to many cups of Earl Grey - and in desperate need of a Number One.

He doesn't want to hold it incase of accident, cause those jump suits really show up wetspots. He can't stroll casually across the bridge to the toilet as everyone will know where he's going, and he's a chronic sufferer of stage fright.

The he remembers the fish tank..

[Teaos]

Poor fish...