The Joke Thread

RK_Striker_JK_5
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 12986
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:27 am
Commendations: The Daystrom Award, Cochrane Medal of Excellence
Location: New Hampshire
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by RK_Striker_JK_5 »

lol, took me a minute. :D
Coalition
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 1142
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:34 am
Location: Georgia, United States
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by Coalition »

Why did Han dislike his steak? It was Chewie

****

How many telemarketers does it to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are having dinner.

****

Working from home is like being a cat, because you both have a zoom appointment later

****

What five letter word, typed all in capitals, can be read the same right-side up and rotated 180 degrees? SWIMS

****

A shepard drove his flock of sheep through a small town, but was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.

****

A taxi driver got fired because he kept going the extra mile.

****

To measure the quality of a pun, use a sighsmograph
Relativity Calculator
My Nomination for "MVAM Critic Award" (But can it be broken into 3 separate pieces?)
Coalition
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Posts: 1142
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:34 am
Location: Georgia, United States
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by Coalition »

In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?

***

A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex

***

After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.

***

Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer

***

Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
Relativity Calculator
My Nomination for "MVAM Critic Award" (But can it be broken into 3 separate pieces?)
User avatar
Nutso
2 Star Admiral
2 Star Admiral
Posts: 9614
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:58 pm

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by Nutso »

Coalition wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?

***

A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex

***

After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.

***

Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer

***

Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
:lol: Godammit.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
RK_Striker_JK_5
3 Star Admiral
3 Star Admiral
Posts: 12986
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:27 am
Commendations: The Daystrom Award, Cochrane Medal of Excellence
Location: New Hampshire
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by RK_Striker_JK_5 »

Coalition wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
Took me a second... :lol: :lol:
Post Reply