You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happens?
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You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happens?
I'd fall 12+ feet onto a hard concrete surface and likely be seriously injured or die.
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I would move from my office chair, the another office chair infront of an identical work station...
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I'd teleport half above and half "into" my neighbours driveway. Talk about a telefrag!
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I'd fall one story, and land in the bins / trash.
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I pick myself up off the floor and walk back to my computer.
Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I'd teleport on top of a woman who is rather pretty. Then I get my ass handed to me by her rather large husband.
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I'd end up on the back patio, on an Amish-made glider chair, watching the crazy-ass squirrels chase each other round and round.
Now if I teleported to the RIGHT 10 feet: I'd still be in my office, bah humbug!
If there was teleportation, I'd go to a snow-capped peak somewhere, as I am done with summer!
Now if I teleported to the RIGHT 10 feet: I'd still be in my office, bah humbug!
If there was teleportation, I'd go to a snow-capped peak somewhere, as I am done with summer!
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I would be sitting/standing in rocky dirt in my backyard, between the wall of my house and a wooden fence. Actually, I would be closer to the wall. If it was 9 feet, I would be partly IN the wall.
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
Then let us be glad it's ten feet.Varthikes wrote:I would be sitting/standing in rocky dirt in my backyard, between the wall of my house and a wooden fence. Actually, I would be closer to the wall. If it was 9 feet, I would be partly IN the wall.
Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
Naps are highly underrated.McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed
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I enjoy my post work naps. It's like a brain reset.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Naps are highly underrated.McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed
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Re: You teleport 10 feet to your left right now. What happen
I believe that's a fairly-accurate way to describe them.McAvoy wrote:I enjoy my post work naps. It's like a brain reset.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Naps are highly underrated.McAvoy wrote:I teleport in my bed... I just bought new sheets and new pillows. So this isn't a problem for me, though a tad early for me to go to bed