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Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:50 pm

Here's a link to the videos section of howitshouldhaveneded.com. Browse, play, and enjoy.

SolkaTruesilver · Post by **SolkaTruesilver** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:20 pm

I think my favourite was Avatar's.

(from memory)

Jake: Finally! We beaten the humans and they won't come back!
Scientist: We have to be careful if they want to come and mine some more.
Nav'i Girl: Mining? What you talking about?
Scientist: What you mean, "What you talking about"? Jake, your mission was to tell the Nav'i our situation so we could reach an agreement!
Jake: Well.. yhea.. I kinda got distracted by the Alien Sex. My bad, sorry.

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:40 pm

No Avatar's proper ending is a bright flash as the next ship along drops a kilogram of antimatter right down onto the world tree thing.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:42 pm

Tyyr wrote:No Avatar's proper ending is a bright flash as the next ship along drops a big fucking rock right down onto the world tree thing.

Fixed.

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:56 pm

Do we want to open that discussion again? It physically hurt last time.

SolkaTruesilver · Post by **SolkaTruesilver** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:18 pm

Tyyr wrote:Do we want to open that discussion again? It physically hurt last time.

Ohhh..!! I want in! I want in!

I find the end so depressing. 'cause in my mind, the price the Unobtainamium is gonna skyrocket, so you'll have more investors ready to pay to start up exploitation again. They will show up with real huge weaponry and blast the Na'vi from orbit.

Pretty much like when the natives won against European colonials. It's just a temporary victory.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:22 pm

Well, Cameron is making Avatar into a trilogy, so we'll probably seeing something along those lines in the future.

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:24 pm

From the background material unobtanium is the new oil of the world. Without it the countries and militaries of the world will fold. On top of that it's a $1.2 trilllion dollar a year venture. If there was one oil well in the entire world, and it was making the company that owned it more than the GDP of half the world's nations combined do you think anyone would give a shit if they returned and wiped out the annoying natives who threw their last crew of the well? Nope. The Nav'i are royally fucked.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:24 pm

Sionnach Glic wrote:Well, Cameron is making Avatar into a trilogy, so we'll probably seeing something along those lines in the future.

You really think so? I doubt it - it'll end with Pocahontas and co living happily ever after.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:26 pm

Na'vi steal some human tech, replicate it, and drive off all the humans by completely defying the whole "noble savage" trope.

Of course, here I am and there James Cameron is...

SolkaTruesilver · Post by **SolkaTruesilver** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:34 pm

Mikey wrote:Na'vi steal some human tech, replicate it, and drive off all the humans by completely defying the whole "noble savage" trope.

Replicate it, and become as worse as the humans!

Ohhh.. what a sweet irony twist!

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:06 pm

Sionnach Glic wrote:Well, Cameron is making Avatar into a trilogy, so we'll ~~probably~~hopefully seeing something along those lines in the future.

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