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Cruelest Trek Deaths

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Via Topless Robot :-

The 15 Cruelest Deaths in Star Trek History

Not sure what it says about me that these scenes constitute the bulk of my fave trek moments.
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I always felt bad for the ship that got blown up in the Borg cube's explosion in FC.
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Lazar wrote:I always felt bad for the ship that got blown up in the Borg cube's explosion in FC.
Same here.

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Was that a Saber?
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I'd agree with most of them.
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Reliant121 wrote:Was that a Saber?
I think so.
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Topless Robot wrote:the most horrifying thing ever shown on Star Trek, and that includes the time Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into lizards and mated.
Not true. There may have been scarier things, and gorier things; but nothing produced a chronic, severe case of the willies like the Janeway/Paris newt-sex.
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Mikey wrote:
Topless Robot wrote:the most horrifying thing ever shown on Star Trek, and that includes the time Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into lizards and mated.
Not true. There may have been scarier things, and gorier things; but nothing produced a chronic, severe case of the willies like the Janeway/Paris newt-sex.
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I really think you could've left it at this ;)
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Sonic Glitch wrote:I really think you could've left it at this ;)
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: Spock jamming with space hippies.
Nope. Because having one of the most iconic and coolest characters in the franchise jamming with them makes it that much worse.
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Indignity of an icon vs. newt sex.


Tough one to call this one...
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Well, we never actually see Janeway and Paris doing the nasty, do we. But we do see Spock with his lyre and those hippies... :doh:
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When you posses the furtive and incredibly productive imagination of a hormone driven 15 year old boy's mind, i can assure you that newt sex is worse.
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Though to some strange people newt sex is awesome. Remember, if it exists it is someone's fetish.
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