Discussion of the new run of Star Trek XI+ movies and any spinoffs
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by Angharrad » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:57 pm
Tyyr wrote: I can just see Tucker wanting to paint the naked silhouette chick you always see on mudflaps on the back of Enterprise's saucer section.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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by Mikey » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:02 pm
Let's see... where exactly would you put the gun rack on the NX? An can you put a lift kit on a spaceship?
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by Lighthawk » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:07 pm
Mikey wrote: Let's see... where exactly would you put the gun rack on the NX? An can you put a lift kit on a spaceship?
Sure they can...you see how high they jacked up the nacells on the connie?
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by Mark » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:34 am
Mount the gun rack on the back of the Captain's chair.
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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by steamrunner » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:39 am
Don't forget bumper stickers... "Cap'n Bob's House of Shrimp and Antimatter - Serving Andor and Tellar"
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by Mark » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:40 am
Don't forget....."Pete's Pecan Pie from Pluto " and "Eat at Moe's......serving Vulcan since 2121"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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by steamrunner » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:43 am
Just as long as you don't get hit by a beer can flying out of the airlock...
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by Tyyr » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:08 pm
I can see Tucker reaching into a coolant tank and pulling out a can of Old Milwaukee.
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by Mikey » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:24 pm
Tyyr wrote: I can see Tucker reaching into a coolant tank and pulling out a can of Old Milwaukee.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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by Tsukiyumi » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:58 pm
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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by Mark » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:02 am
Archer: "Trip, we need more speed!"
Trip: :::pulls out hip flask and looks at crewman:::
"Whisky....thins out the mix"
:::takes a pull and pours the rest into the dilithium chamber:::
"It'll get us another 10 or 15 RPMs!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
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by Tsukiyumi » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:06 am
More like
Archer: "Trip, we need more speed!"
Trip: "Hey, just 'cause my daddy did it doesn't mean I do!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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by Mikey » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:22 pm
"Sorry, Arch - the NOS bottles is empty!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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by steamrunner » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:37 am
He learned that one at the Florida School of Warp Core and Diesel Mechanics...
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by Deepcrush » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:56 am
A real redneck just kicks the thing and it goes faster...
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