|SlartyBardFast||"And then he screamed Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaaaahhhhnnnnn" and shook so hard he toupee shifted! No shit."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: "...RIGHT HERE! My Lower Left Lateral Incisor!"
Bones: "Dam it Spock, I'm a doctor, not a dentist!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: "It’s Pon FARR… Pon FAAAAAAARR… Like STAR! Or Bumper CAR!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: "What the hell is the matter with you, Doctor... I just want to drop off my Katra in you for a bit. Maybe an hour or two. I have a date with Christine Chapel. I have no need for my soul."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Nimoy: "YES, I photograph LARGE NAKED WOMEN! BIG DEAL!! You must have hobbies also!?"
Kelley: "Well... I do collect fungus."
Nimoy: "Are they naked?"
|Chromedome||McCoy, fed up with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, demonstrates the Terran Groin Grab.|
|Captain 8472||“Please, the Tribble went someplace it shouldn’t have.”|
|Miss Marple||Spock, sputtering….
Bones: Calm down, man! Frankie Chestnuts is NOT RELATED to Joey Chestnut, the perennial Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating champion. Besides, Frankie is a vegetarian.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bones: “Whoa, Spock… how ‘bout a breath mint. What the hell you been eating?
Spock: “Nurse Chapel’s Plomeek Soup.”
Bones: “She trying to kill you?”
|Chromedome||"Doctor, please could we do this proctology examination somewhere other than the corridor."
"The Jefferies tube?"
"Is that a euphemism?"
|Captain 8472||“Doctor, is there a good reason my quarters smell like the Captain and shame?”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: "Old country doctor? OLD COUNTRY DOCTOR! I'm looking for a potential holder of my Katra... Who knows what could happen in the future?"
Bones: "In the future, I MAY BE an old country doctor!"
|Bird of Prey||McCoy: "Your father is a computer and you mother an encyclopedia!"
Spock: "TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MY MOTHER!"
McCoy: "...and your father?"
Spock: "Eh, that's fair enough."
|Miss Marple||McCoy's nightmare:
Picking Spock up after school, and having to listen to everything that happened that day.
|Miss Marple||Spock: ...and then, when I pressed the enter button, it said my votes were accepted!|
|Miss Marple||Spock: No, Doctor. I do not need to use the "little Vulcan's room."
McCoy: Trust me. That's the face you always get just before you start the pee-pee dance... And this away mission is going to take hours.
|Miss Marple||McCoy: GOOD GOD, MAN! I meant Special K the breakfast cereal!|
|Miss Marple||Spock: I got Stone's tickets!|
|Miss Marple||McCoy: GOOD GOD, MAN! Haven't you heard of "say it, don't spray it?"|
|The Geek||Not even the most stoic Vulcan can suppress a yelp of surprise when the "Kirk Maneuver" is executed on him.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?|
|The Geek||Ah, here we see the result of Scotty's famous "Beam A Tribble Into Their Trousers" prank.|
|Captain 8472||Spock: It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
McCoy: Then it is all fun and games without depth perception.
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