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SlartyBardFast "And then he screamed Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaaaahhhhnnnnn" and shook so hard he toupee shifted! No shit."

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Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "...RIGHT HERE! My Lower Left Lateral Incisor!"
Bones: "Dam it Spock, I'm a doctor, not a dentist!"
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "It’s Pon FARR… Pon FAAAAAAARR… Like STAR! Or Bumper CAR!"
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "What the hell is the matter with you, Doctor... I just want to drop off my Katra in you for a bit. Maybe an hour or two. I have a date with Christine Chapel. I have no need for my soul."
Frankie Chestnuts Nimoy: "YES, I photograph LARGE NAKED WOMEN! BIG DEAL!! You must have hobbies also!?"
Kelley: "Well... I do collect fungus."
Nimoy: "Are they naked?"
Chromedome McCoy, fed up with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, demonstrates the Terran Groin Grab.
Captain 8472 “Please, the Tribble went someplace it shouldn’t have.”
Miss Marple Spock, sputtering….
Bones: Calm down, man! Frankie Chestnuts is NOT RELATED to Joey Chestnut, the perennial Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating champion. Besides, Frankie is a vegetarian.
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: “Whoa, Spock… how ‘bout a breath mint. What the hell you been eating?
Spock: “Nurse Chapel’s Plomeek Soup.”
Bones: “She trying to kill you?”
Chromedome "Doctor, please could we do this proctology examination somewhere other than the corridor."
"The Jefferies tube?"
"Is that a euphemism?"
Captain 8472 “Doctor, is there a good reason my quarters smell like the Captain and shame?”
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "Old country doctor? OLD COUNTRY DOCTOR! I'm looking for a potential holder of my Katra... Who knows what could happen in the future?"
Bones: "In the future, I MAY BE an old country doctor!"
Bird of Prey McCoy: "Your father is a computer and you mother an encyclopedia!"
McCoy: "...and your father?"
Spock: "Eh, that's fair enough."
Miss Marple McCoy's nightmare:
Picking Spock up after school, and having to listen to everything that happened that day.
Miss Marple Spock: ...and then, when I pressed the enter button, it said my votes were accepted!
Miss Marple Spock: No, Doctor. I do not need to use the "little Vulcan's room."
McCoy: Trust me. That's the face you always get just before you start the pee-pee dance... And this away mission is going to take hours.
Miss Marple McCoy: GOOD GOD, MAN! I meant Special K the breakfast cereal!
Miss Marple Spock: I got Stone's tickets!
Miss Marple McCoy: GOOD GOD, MAN! Haven't you heard of "say it, don't spray it?"
The Geek Not even the most stoic Vulcan can suppress a yelp of surprise when the "Kirk Maneuver" is executed on him.
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
The Geek Ah, here we see the result of Scotty's famous "Beam A Tribble Into Their Trousers" prank.
Captain 8472 Spock: It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
McCoy: Then it is all fun and games without depth perception.

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