|Richard||Who has two fingers and wants you to fix the warp core?|
|Miss Marple||Torres, to self: For a smart lady, she really doesn’t understand the concept of “telling a fish story.”|
|Miss Marple||Once again a conflict on Voyager is resolved with a dance-off.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "B'Elanna... before we meet up with the Borg again, I need you to upgrade the weapons... the guns... you know those shooty things."
B'Elanna: "You mean the phasers?"
Janeway: "Sure... Whatever."
|Miss Marple||Thanks, DITL, for acknowledging the start of breast cancer awareness month.|
|MR. WORF||B'Elanna , regulations state your Boobs must be this far apart when your in uniform.|
|MR. WORF||B'Elanna , Pull my fingers .|
|Captain 8472||B’Elanna could not find a way to win an argument without breaking Janeway’s fingers.|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Lt. Paris may be your boyfriend, but *I* am the mother of his children!"
B'Elanna: "His salamander children."
|Commodore Bob Wesley||One antimatter containment failure and everyone starts pointing fingers.|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "It was so cold, my two little Janeways were literally like this!"
B'Elanna: "Too much information, Captain!"
|Hugh||If you were Seven of Nine, I'd be touching you from here|
|Chromedome||"Have you heard? Bezos is going to put Shatner into orbit."
"They're gonna need a bigger rocket."
|Commodore Bob Wesley||And YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft...|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Soooo... which one of you is the real B'Elanna?"
Torres: "Captain, you're drunk again."
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "You petaQ!"
Torres: "Excuse me, what!?"
Janeway: "Did I pronounce that right?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "B'Elanna... Are you the one that installed the face to face urinals in the men's rooms?"
Torres: "Yes... that was me. I'm sorry, Captain."
Janeway: "No reason to be sorry... I thought it was friggin' hilarious!"
Chakotay: "I didn't."
|PegasusJF||Janeway was just about to describe the biggest fish she caught but remained mute as she realized it wasn't all that impressive.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “Pew…. Pew, Pew.”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway and B’Elanna discuss the short lived, but memorable fashion trend of “cone-y bras” of the mid 20th century.|
|Miss Marple||AGAIN with the naughty pictures…|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: “Search the historical files… Her name was Madonna and her boobs were her primary weapon.”|
|Bird of Prey||B'Elanna: "Captain, all the phasers on board stopped working!"
Janeway: "No problem! Just hold your fingers like this and say 'Pew, pew pew!'"
|Chromedome||"Captain, you're going to have to work on your disco pointy dance."|
|Chromedome||"Those two pointy things on the back of the ship ... they are the engine thingies aren't they?|
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