Odo

"Commander, laws change depending on who's making them. Cardassians one day, Federation the next... but justice is justice."

"Dog… fellow… distance."

"Yeah, tell me about it."

"I'll never understand this obsession with accumulating material wealth. You spend your entire life plotting and scheming to acquire more and more possessions, until your living areas are bursting with useless junk. Then you die, your relatives sell everything, and start the cycle all over again."

"It's good to want things."

"Even things you can't have?"

"Especially things I can't have."

"There is no profit in kindness."

"Too many people dream of places they'll never go, wish for things they'll never have... instead of paying adequate attention to their real lives."

"You are not at all what I expected."

"No one's ever paid me a greater compliment."

"Justice, as the Humans like to say, is blind."

"Just because we don't understand a life form doesn't mean that we can destroy it."

"So, how well does she know you? Just enough to dislike you, or well enough to realy hate you?"

"How did you get in here?"

"I am Koloth."

"That doesn't answer my question."

"Yes, it does."

"Being accused of a crime is not a disgrace, Chief. Some of the great figures of history have shared the honour with you."

"Isn't there some petty thief you could harass?"

"Just you."

Remember Major, I pride myself on my ability to observe human nature, and I've watched you for the past three years. In all that time I never saw any indication that you had those kinds of feelings for me. You like me. You think of me as a close friend. But love? I'm afraid not.

"Are you suggesting that I'm dismissing this prophecy too easily because I don't want to be the Emissary?"

"I'm not suggesting anything. But it's been my experience that all humanoids have an agenda of some sort, and that their agendas can influence them without their even realising it."

"Close your eyes... Take a deep breath... Clear your mind of everything in it... if there's anything there..."

"I think we have enough evidence to at least hold the Klingons for questioning, don't you?"

"Absolutely. And I think I can question them until the Romulan delegation leaves the station."

"Just be careful."

"Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon."

"It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

"He said 'you're too late. We're everywhere.'"

"I've spent most of my life bringing people to justice. Now that it's my turn, how can I run away?"

"It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles."

"For the first forty minutes, it was like pulling teeth even getting him to admit his name."

"Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?"

"Constable, why are you talking to your beverage?"

"It's not a beverage. It's a Changeling. Excuse me, commander."

"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be sitting on a shelf somewhere in a beaker labeled 'unknown sample'."

"If it wasn't for me, you'd be a nobody. Starfleet wouldn't hire you to judge a science fair!"

"You'd shoot a man in the back?"

"Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?"

"I love you, Nerys. I've always loved you."

"And that's when Morn hit you with a barstool and ran out onto the promenade screaming 'we're all doomed!'"

"Will you come to dinner with us?"

"Please, I don't want to intrude..."

"Honestly, it's fine. It'll take some pressure off me. All he does is sit and count how many times I chew."

"I don't think the universe is ready for two Weyouns."

"I couldn't agree more."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you believe the Founders are gods because that's what they want you to believe? That they built that into your genetic code?"

"Of course they did. That's what gods do. After all, why be a god if there's no one to worship you?"

"This isn't easy for you, but you have to remember, they started this war. You didn't."

"That's true. But I know now, whichever side wins, one thing is certain, I'm going to lose."

"You've done many things, been many things, but you've never known love."

"Compared to the Link, it is a pale shadow. A feeble attempt to compensate for the isolation that mono-forms feel because they are trapped within themselves."

"Perhaps the fact that it's not easy is what makes it worthwhile."

"So, where are you from again?"

"Bajor."

"That's in Jersey, right?"

"Right."

"Doctor, get to the point."

"I need to borrow a cup of goo."

"Excuse me?"

"I'll give it back!"

"The Klingon and Romulan Empires are in no shape to wage a war against anyone. Besides, the Federation wouldn't allow it."

"The Dominion has spent the last two years trying to destroy the Federation, and now you're asking me to put our fate in their hands?"

"Yes."