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I'm a Doctor Not a... List

The following is a list of all the "I'm a doctor, not a..." statements which we have ever heard. I have included the single variation on the wording of the phrase which Dr. McCoy used in "The Corbomite Maneuver". I have often wondered if the EMH's fondness for using this phrase is an indicator that some part of his personality is based on that of Dr. McCoy. We'll never really know, but it's nice to think that some part of McCoy was still active and working in 2377. As usual, any corrections or updates are welcome and should include the episode it's from, and if possible an idea of where in the episode the statement is made.
 
ID Who DescriptionUp Episode
19 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!" Twisted
15 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a battery!" Gravity
23 Bashir "I'm a doctor, not a botanist." The Wire
2 McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" The Devil in the Dark
9 McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner!" The Empath
21 EMH mark II "I'm a doctor, not a commando!" Message in a Bottle
10 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent!" Basics, Part 1
14 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a database!" Future's End, Part 2
22 EMH E-E "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!" Star Trek : First Contact
11 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer!" Bliss
6 McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a escalator!" Friday's Child
20 Bashir "I'm a Doctor, not a historian!" Trials and Tribble-ations
4 McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!" The Doomsday Machine
12 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom!" Drone
16 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a performer!" Investigations
18 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a voyeur!" Parturition
17 EMH "I'm a doctor, not a zoo keeper!" Life Line
13 EMH "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!" Flesh and Blood, Part 1
24 Phlox "I'm a physician, not an engineer!" Doctor's Orders
5 McCoy "I'm not a scientist or a physicist, Mr. Spock..." Metamorphosis
1 McCoy "What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" The Corbomite Maneuver
25 McCoy (Alternate) "Dammit man, I'm a Doctor not a physicist!" Star Trek XI
8 McCoy "I will not peddle flesh! I'm a physician." Return to Tomorrow
27 EMH "I'm a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator." Phage
26 McCoy "I'm a Doctor, not an engineer!" Mirror, Mirror
3 McCoy "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist!" The City on the Edge of Forever
7 McCoy "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." The Deadly Years

Yellow text = Canon source Green text = Backstage source Cyan text = Novel White text = DITL speculation

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