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The Royale

Review

Series : The Next Generation Rating : 0
Disc No : 2.3 Episode : 37
First Aired : 27 Mar 1989 Stardate : 42625.4
Director : Cliff Bole Year : 2365
Writers : Keith Mills Season : 2
Guest Cast :
Colm Meaney as Miles Edward O'Brien
Diana Muldaur as Dr. Katherine Pulaski
Gregory Beecroft as Mickey D
Jill Jacobson as Vanessa
Leo Garcia as Bellboy
Noble Willingham as Texas
Sam Anderson as Assistant manager
Moral :
Hell : The road to hell is paved with good intentions
YATI : LaForge claims that the surface of the planet is at a temperature of -291 celsius. At -273 celsius, the motion of the atoms and molecules in a substance stops. You can't go lower than this, because you can't make a particle go any slower than a dead stop. So unless they have for some reason redefined the celsius scale in the TNG era, LaForge messed up and nobody - including the ever pedantic Data - noticed it.
Worst Moment : The acting of the Royale characters. I know these folks were supposed to be cliches, but that doesn't make it any easier to watch.
Body Count : One shot in the hotel Royale.
Factoid : This episode establishes that the US flag will have two more stars added to the current 50 by 2033.

This episode is a nominee for the DITL "Worst of Trek" award.

Quote : "It was a dark and stormy night..." - Riker; Reading the first line of the novel Hotel Royale.

Plotline

The Enterprise-D investigates Theta VIII, a planet far from Earth. Detecting metallic debris, the ship beams aboard a section of an old US spacecraft, the Charybdis, commanded by Colonel Stephen Richey - a spacecraft that cannot possibly have reached this part of space.

Scanning the planet's inhospitable environment, the crew discover a strange 'stable spot', an area where an Earth-type environment exists within ammonia hurricanes. Riker leads Data and Worf down to the surface to investigate; they find a revolving door sitting in blackness. Passing through the crew find themselves within an Earth hotel, typical of the 20th century! All inside seem oblivious to anything strange about their situation, and politely refuse to believe any talk of other worlds. Worse, there seems to be no way out of the hotel; the doors simply lead back into it, whilst the walls prove unexpectedly phaser proof.

As they investigate they find the dessicated remains of Colonel Richey in a bedroom. A message written by him reveals that the crew of the Charybdis was killed in an encounter with an alien life form, an apparent accident. Seeking to make amends, the aliens created an environment for Richey to live in; with no knowledge of what would be suitable for him they based the environment on "Casino Royale", a book which was aboard the ship. Unfortunately the book is horribly written, and Richey's existence within it was a torture from which death was a merciful release.

Picard sets out to read the novel so as to get some idea of how the story concludes. On his advice Riker and Data win a huge sum at the gambling tables, buy the hotel out, and bring the story to its ending. They find themselves able to walk out of the front door and return to the Enterprise.

Analysis

This episode comes up with the idea of a man caught within a horrible and uninteresting story, and plays it out. Alas, that means that we spend the bulk of the episode... watching a horrible and uninteresting story. The fact that Riker and Data are watching it happen doesn't make it any more interesting or entertaining. So in many ways, this episode was designed to be a dud.

And a special note... I feel bad criticising Picard's waffle about Fermat's Last Theorem, because it seemed like an attempt to give a bit of airtime to a real life mystery, which is a good thing... but it just felt awkward and rather forced. It also seems to be a bit of a step too far in the development of "Picard, man of a thousand hobbies." I didn't like it. Neat to see holoprojectors in use, though.


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