||Deep Space Nine
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|First Aired :
||20 Feb 1995
||Ira Steven Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe
|Guest Cast :
||"Actually, I've lost my taste for beetle snuff. It might be fun for you and me, but it's no fun for the beetles!" - Zek to Quark
When the Grand Nagus announces to Quark and Rom that he is publishing a new set of the Rules of acquisition, they are naturally excited. But Quark is horrified to find that the first of the new rules reads "If they want their money back, give it to them".