||Deep Space Nine
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||30 May 1993
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||I wonder what happened to this "puppy" program over the years. It's never mentioned again, but was it still there during the Dominion occupation of the station? If so, why not use it to help in the Federation's sabotage before leaving?
||"Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!" - Bashir to Sisko; bemoaning his escort duty
Lwaxana Troi visits the station and falls in love with Odo. Meanwhile, O'Brien must deal with an alien probe that has upgraded the stations computer.