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Another victim of the dreaded "Ajax Syndrome".
TELL ME! What is the color of the female in next month's caption competition!
When you leave a job, during the "exit interview", the HR folks generally tell you that you are always welcome to come back. Sometimes... not so much.
If you choke a Bolian, do they turn orange?
Captain: ''For this severe breach of protocol, you will be punished - with death by strangulation!''
Ensign: ''This is a joke, righ-uurkk!''
50 Shades of Trek
Screen shot from the epidote "Tribbles and Strangulations".
Little known fact: The chief medical officer of Starfleet ship is permitted to force any medicine down your throat!
This is what happens when you try Ctrl+Alt+Delete on a Mac OS.
"Hold still, it won't hurt, this cosmetic surgery is easy now I've read how to do it in Reader's Digest! Hey, can someone plug in the hedge trimmer?"
"I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and tonight on Galaxy's Cheapest Makeup Videos, we see what happens when an alien lifeform has to be portrayed on a budget. We've gathered video from across the galaxy to show you what makeup artists can do with a lack of imagination. It will scare you, haunt you, unsettle you but seeing this footage will make you prepared for when those makeup effects go bad!"
Tonight ... on Home Surgery Channel ... when eyeliner goes wrong!
Cut here ...
The chain of command is not very comfortable around the neck, so Starfleet makes sure that their officers get used to that feeling as early as possible.
TOS purist: ''Death to all Bolians! Bring back the Andorians!''
Bolians take Pokemon Go very seriously.
The murderer is: Captain Picard, in the ready room, with his bare hands!
The Starfleet Strangler makes another victim.
NO! You do NOT have the right to sing the blues!
To explore and strangle new worlds, to choke the life out off new civilizations...
She sang Let It Go one to many times and someone finally snapped.
Since humans turn blue when choked, do Bolians turn pink?
We come in peace....Choke to kill.
Demonstrating a Vulcan Death Grip.
Extreme vetting…like how they used to "vet" for witches
Extreme Method Acting... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

"Am I blue, am I blue,
Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you,
Am I blue, you'd be too,
If each plan with your man done fell through."
This is what happens when you don't vote in the Caption Competition...
The Vulcan nerve pinch: How NOT to do it!
Fifty shades of blue.
"Please stop, you're giving me a splitting headache!!"
"Today is a good day to die."
Trek writer # 1: ''Here is my draft for an episode wherein a Bolian gets murdered. It then plays out like a detective story.''
Trek writer # 2: ''Cool. Any idea for the episode's title?''
Trek writer # 1: ''Blue's Clues!''
You know, waiting until you're blue in the face doesn't really tell me as to when I should let go.
...and now press the two halves of her body together, until the glue has dried.
"Hang onl... Let me read this...
#1: Check the victim for unresponsiveness...
I guess not.
If the person is not responsive and not breathing or not breathing normally. Call 911 and return to the victim. The emergency dispatcher can assist you with CPR instructions...
Hang on.. Let me find my phone... I know it's around here somewhere..."
Kira: ''Nope, that's no Cardassian. Choking a Cardassian feels different.''
Using other crewman to "mop the floor" is, unfortunately, still standard Starfleet procedure.
Vulcans use mindmelds to induce visions. Humans on the other hand...
Star Trek: Beyond Parent Guidelines
In an attempt to control their candidate, Donald Trump's staff "brief" him before a press conference.
It didn't work.
Revealed: The real reason”Blue” dog food is so expensive.
Blue Buffalo, Blue Wilderness, Blue Freedom, now Blue TNG
Janeway's new method for encouraging the crew to wake up on time was a remarkable success.
To Self: "Damn.. What the hell's my safeword??"
Trump turns the country “blue” by choking and gagging voters... one... at... a... time…
If you pay attention, The Donald’s hands are not that small.
Autoerotic asphyxiation. Still a thing in the 24th century.
They're Not Gonna Hold Me Down,
Cause I Got Faith of the Hearrrggh....
jg, PLEASE stay off tinder!
When Tinder dates go wrong....really really wrong.
This is your big break into Star Trek...
Remember your lines, hit your marks,
and Don't Choke.
"Stop choking her! She's turning bl- Well... Bluer maybe? Either way, just stop."
"Calm down... You're going to be fine. Think good thoughts. You suffering from an overdose of eye shadow. Everything is going to be alright."
Frank Gorshin was not particularly happy with the makeup artist while preparing for his role as Bele.
Picard: ''How can a Bolian have more hair than me!? THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS! AAARRGH!!''
Makes choking someone unit they are blue kind of redundant...
Choker: "Hold still... HOLD STILL... That's better. Now, take a close look and you can see the Prime Meridian. It goes directly through the Royal Observatory in Greenwich... and this poor girl's nose."
Director: "Cut... MAKEUP!!"
''Stop strangling her! Can't you see that she is already blue in the face!?''
Henry Heimlich's younger brother Phil had his own alternative method for saving choking victims. It was... shall we say... not as successful.
Is this an emergency, or can I put you on hold?


Copyright Graham Kennedy Page views : 25,026 Release date : 1 Sep 2016