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It just looks like the pointy tip of her comm badge popped the one on the left…
Troi, to self: This "Wonderbra TM" feels more like a confused, ambivalent bra…
Pretending to feel confidence while making a fashion statement…. but wishing that com badge hadn’t popped the left side.
You are going to get me a regulation uniform or I will flay you alive...with my mind!
Here we see the cultural diversity so embraced by Roddenberry:
The different species...
The different sexes...
The different hair...
The different uniforms...
The different... umm... acoutromon...
"Mr. Crusher, I know you like cross dressing but I'll trouble you keep it off duty. Get changed and report to sickbay to get those breasts removed. Now."
"Can I keep the underwear, Captain?"
Oh no, not you again!
How dare you spike my Earl-grey tea with Darjeeling!
That's an act of treason on my ship!
Deanna: I sense surprise, sorrow, and a very little bit of resentment.
Picard: PegasusJF thought he had some good captions last month.
Picard froze in horror. Two tribbles had snuck aboard his ship. Soon there would be thousands.
Troi : What are you and my mother doing in here ???
Captain : Well your mother and I want to get married !
Captain : WHAT !!!! Roxanna get the hell out of my office NOW !!!!!
Troi: ''Please stop countering everything I say with 'your mother' jokes! They always turn out far to accurate to be funny!''
Picard: “Riker?"
Troi: “Lieutenant Ro?"
Picard: “No… I got it: LWAXANA?"
Troi: "Captain!! Dr. Pulaski?"
Picard: “Q?"
Together: "WESLEY!!!"
Picard: "Great... Now that we've figured out who... How do we do it?"
Is that a Type 1 Phaser in your pants ... or are you glad to see me ??
The Dress is Blue, not white.
"My mother was hoping you would recite more Shakespeare... In her private quarters."
I'm terribly sory, councillor. It was indeed VERY unfortunate, that your mother just happened to be standing in a malfunctioning airlock.... three times in a row.
Don't cha just love this time in our history. Big hair.. Shoulder pads... and asymmetric boobies.
Picard: "Eyes over here Councilor."
Troi: ... He's thinking about his ass-less chaps ... again...
Picard: "Councilor... WHAT are you wearing?? Wait a second... Is it time for your performance review?
Troy: "...well ...maybe."
We need more intihgss like this in this thread.
Stewart: "Wow! Sweeps week?"
Sirtis: "Sweeps week."
A failed attempt at boosting ratings by doing episodes in 3D.
Picard: Deanna, please stop staring at the Scopophobian ambassador.
Deanna: "Captain...I'll just go out and say it, I know you had something to do with Wesley's death."
What happened to you making me a sandwich? Can't you tell that I am hungry, or is that not a proper emotion?
Counselor Deanna Troi: Once before, you said "double". What did you mean? What is double?
Picard Mates. Too brightt! In front of my eyes
Deanna one moon circling
Picard, what's that on my head that reminds you of it
No captiain I don't want to bet that you have more hair down there
Yes, Captain, I agree ... Wesley Crusher must DIE!
Picard, To save on weight and fuel I decided to blast your mother out of the air lock not to mention saving my sanity and manhood
Troi, stop looking at my breasts
Picard, I'm looking at your eyes
Troi, what colour are they
Picard, 44dd
Is that a starship in my pocket or am I just glad to see you
Picard: ''Several ambassadors complained that your clothes are way to revealing! Only the Ferengi ambassador complained about the exact opposite.''
Captain; I'm sensing an uprising ....very near me !!
Sisko is not the only one who likes to stare into orbs.
Picard going over some figures.
Picard (to self): "Think about baseball... Think about baseball. Hang on, I'm French!
Think about sex... Think about sex."
Yes, we're going to kill off a main character in the first season. Give me one good reason, why it shouldn't be you- Wait, I can actually think of two reasons.
After watching a rerun of the original series, Marina Sirtis realized her complaints about her costume were unlikely to impress anyone.
Picard: ''How are your wedding plans progressing?''
Troi: ''Sigh, don't ask! Can you believe that Will's favorite resort on Risa refuses to host a traditional Betazoid wedding?''
Picard: ''The Risans are too prude? I never thought I would ever hear something like that!''
Dammit, Troy, look at me when I'm talking to you!
Tell me again, councillor, why we don't have our crew-members screened psychologically BEFORE we send them on multi-year journeys, rather than during said journeys.
We have decided to rename the ship as: Enterprise, double-D.
Sorry, Deanna, but captain Jellico was right. You look better in a normal uniform.
I admit councillor, the colour is an improvement over that purple and lavender you used to wear, but I'm afraid that the cut still needs some work.
Yes, Marina, I know it is ridiculous, but the producers really think that this show is promoting the cause of female equality in television.
Diana : Captain I said I'd meet you here , but why is Commander Riker here ?
Picard : Thought you'd like a threesome of thoughts.
Thinks: "Don't notice how the seam runs exactly over her nipple, don't notice how the seam runs exactly over her nipple, don't notice how the seam runs exactly over her nipple, Don't-"
"You know I'm a telepath, right?"
Troy was not amused at the captain's laughter, after she had announced her decision to acquire 'command skills'.
"That's right. Starfleet has decided to get rid of all ship's councillors. So, if you wish to remain onboard, you'll have to find another function. I have a suggestion...."
Picard: "I was right, damnit. One breast is definitely higher than the other."
Considering the nature of her part in the series, it was hardly surprising that Marina Sirtis developed a 'thousand yard' stare.
Thinks: *I am SO gonna make that costume designer suffer!*
"American Express? That'll do nicely, sir!"
"This uniform may not be flattering but it's a LOT better than Trip's purple shirt!"
*Troi, to self: One day, being bombarded by all this ambient relentless-stream-of-thought-crap is going to make my head explode...
Picard: 'I like the color of your suit!''
Troi: 'Thank you, Captain!''
Picard: ''If you were an Andorian, you'd appear as if you are naked.''
Troi: ''Is it too late to take back my 'thank you'?''
If you stare at this photo long enough, you will see Jean-Luc Picard.
Picard: ''Your clothes are kinda... asymmetrical.''
Trio: ''I got this from a Cardassian on Deep Space 9. Honestly, I now have some doubt that he was ever formally educated at being a tailor...''
There are only two kinds of people, those who eyes immediately focus on Deanna's cleavage and those whose eyes don't.
You know, that's a really pretty painting of the Enterprise D.
Picard: ''...and once we have entered the binary system with the two gas giants, we have to look out for booby traps.''
Picard: I really, really, really recommend against the boob job.
Is There in Truth, no Beauty?
My mind to your mind. Your eyes to my chest.
As an empath, Deanna has something like a reverse gay-dar. She can tell immediately if the man she is talking to is straight.
Picard: Finally, my life-sized Deanna Troi doll is here. She's so...lifelike, so...I just wanna [CENSORED].
Betazoids are known for their empathic abilities but not even a full blooded Betazoid can match the intensity of Jean Luc's piercing gaze.
No one beats Picard in a staring contest
"Captain, why is that security team here? Is this some kind of bust?"
"Yes, counselor, they're very impressive... but that's not why we're here right now."
We just need Eli Wallach, and we could re-enact the final shoot out scene from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".
Guess which one is “Angel Eyes”.
Picard: "Forgive me, Counselor... but is that a regulation uniform?"
Troy: "Forgive me, Captain... but is THAT a French accent?"
The Mona Deanna: When you stare long enough, a different pair looks like they're staring back.
Deanna wishing she was a Scanner.
Deanna wishing she was a Scanner.
Troi: Captain, Has Starfleet responded to my request for a standard uniform.
Picard: I'm sorry Deanna, Starfleet feels thatg a standard uniform for you would be devestating to ship morale.
Troi: ...
The most acclaimed painting in the 24th Century: The Mona Deanna
Picard & Troi meet in the final of the Enterprise Table Football competition
And now, some more useless blather from Troi.
Just down let her have the CONN, bad things seem to happen when she does.
Picard: Counselor, I'm not wearing any pants! What the hell is wrong with me!?
Troi: Well, Captain, begin with,...I can clearly see... you're nuts!
Deanna is unamused with Picard's innuendos
Picard: ''Is your sense of empathy receiving anything of note right now?''
Pirard's thoughts: ***don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage***
Troi: ''Sigh. No, nothing extraordinary, Captain. Everything is as usual.''
Troi, to self: It's REALLY hard to look him in the eye while he is speaking, when I KNOW what he is actually thinking.
Troy: "Eyes are UP HERE, Johnny!"
Do you find yourself subconsciously leaning your head to the left when staring at this picture?
Picard: "There... Are... TWO... Breasts!
Would you want her as your marriage counselor?
No women has breasts that are completely symmetrical, however FEW women ever dress to emphasize that fact.


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