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McCoy's reaction to the Vulcan Butt Pinch
No! No! It's impossible! I can't be Wesley Crusher's Grandfather!
"Trick-or-Treat" is just an expression. The kids just want CANDY!
Listen to your mothers, or your face is gonna stick like that!
Spock: Don't look at the light!
McCoy: I can't help it ... it's ... so ... beautiful
Wesley Crusher? Here? Now? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I give up. Dr. McCoy is clearly winning this starring contest.
"WHO'S directing 'Star Trek V'?!"
DeForest Kelley's reaction to first viewing Leonard Nimoy's photography was... shall we say... typical.
Relax and open wide.
Bones: My God, Jim! The new Captain of the Enterprise D is...ah...BALD!
Kirk: Shut Up Bones!
The day that Bones learned that in the future doctors would be replaced by holograms.
Bones: It's all your fault!
Spock, raising an eyebrow: I believe the correct response is; Thank you.
The day when Bones learned that doctors would be replaced in the future by holograms.
Kirk: Clear the bridge! That bean burrito Bones had is about to erupt!
Medical officers like their opera.
"Scotty, get that stiletto heel out of my shoulder!"
"Murderers! Assassins! You'll never...err..prompt?"
In space, no-one can hear you overact.
McCoy: ''Fresh air! I need fresh air!''
Kirk: ''What's the matter Bones?''
McCoy: ''Was *breathe* in quarters *breathe* of Tellarite ambassador *breathe* turned it *breathe* into mud bath!''
Kirk: ''Hey, that's my line!''
No! Not the boreworms!
Seeing so many entries for his caption competition has left Bones rather gobsmacked. However, rest assured he is thinking tearfully "You love me, you reall love me!"
Bones after having watched 'Spock's Brain', 'Shades of Gray', 'Threshold' and 'These Are the Voyages...' back to back.
So have YOU ever tried to pick up a pissed off goose?
"Ok Dr. Thank you for joining our focus group. We would like your honest opinion about our new Star Trek series called "Enterprise".......
The 'Barbed Wire Toilet Seat' Prankster strikes again.
Kirk: ''Bones, did I ever tell you what REALLY happened on Cestus III? Here is a hint: The Gorn was female...''
McCoy: ''WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?''
McCoy: ''THERE ARE FOUR! LIGHTS (of Zetar)!!''
And that's when McCoy realized there was no Santa Claus.
Sticks and stones may break my Bones!
MACE.... in the FACE... IN SPACE!
Spock: ''Computer, please search the database for the 'Heimlich maneuver'. And hurry a bit.''
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Mexican Black Tar Heroin burst?
Did you see how I changed that one up?
Why is it that when you open your eyes wide to have someone find that stray eyelash that has worked it's way in there, that your mouth automatically opens also???
"Upchuck" McCoy prepared to update the floor color scheme.
DeForest Kelley at the premiere of "Night of the Lepus".
While underappreciated by critics of the day, history has looked favorably upon the now beloved "Cloaked Sulu" episode.
**TOP SECRET** - Starfleet Medical Testing - Visual Record #36272-18 - Human male subject (Dr.Leonard H. McCoy) during 14th attempt to maintain eye contact during a sneeze. Results to be used to help troops while under attack by pepper based weapons.
Despite Dr.McCoy's knowledge of xenobiology he didn't realize that several opponents in the 'Interspecies Staring Contest of 2268' had no eyelids...
Sweating to the SPAAAAAACE!
Lactose intolerance... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
The Doctor is regenerating!
"That wasn't my neck, Spock."
Where will YOU be when your twenty...Oh wait Frankie has that covered...ummm, let's see...ahhh yes..."Constipation in SPAAAAAAAACE!"
"Leonard... James... Nichelle... ANYBODY! Make Bill stop singing!"
Bones when he saw that a transporter accident cloned Spock, and moments before running away, screaming in terror.
Learn more about spice withdrawal symptoms.
Starfleet Academy educational poster #17
The fallout from the Ashley Madison Hack continues.
Wait... What??? That geek is talking smack about WHO???
Bones's eyebrows attempt to go where no brows have gone before...
Bones discovers why late-night web browsing on the viewscreen should be done incognito...
Another Kirk conquest!
The first victim of MadCoy disease.
Dr. McCoy learns that Klingon suppositories aren't for the feint of heart.
That face when you realize you left your house keys back on Starbase 34.
Frankie Chestnuts: "Oh, god, it's The Geek!"
Miss Marple (off screen): "RUN!!!"
As a doctor, he should have known better than to try and smuggle those twenty condoms of White China through Customs.
Uhura: ''Someone is hailing us. She is claiming to be Dr. McCoy's ex-wife.''
Bones: ''Oh no! She found me!''
Lesser known than the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, the Vulcan Crotch Grab was devastating. Simply devastating.
The Vulcan Crotch Grab was devastating.
It's all fun and games until someone dopes up the doctor and he goes on a bender.
"The Doctor on the Edge of Whatever."
DeForest Kelley discovers that Karl Urban receives more fan mail than he does.
Shatner: "Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies,
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
McCoy with kaleidoscope eyes!!!"
I WILL beat william Shatner in the overacting contest!
Plomeek soup: Too spicy for non-Vulcans!
The Next Penetration.
McCoy: “What do you MEAN Chekov wasn’t in this season at all… That makes no sense! How does Kahn recognize him in the second movie? This is just plot hole after plot hole. Next thing you’re going to tell me is his accent is fake and Scotty’s Canadian!.
Fully Functional!
McCoy: "This is the last time I agree to take the late shift after baked bean night!!"
I guess it was inevitable... Donald Trump finally insulted his last group of supporters: Cantankerous Old White Guys.
"Donald Trump said WHAT???"
A mere 14 seconds after Bones told the Bridge Crew to "Watch this".
It's worse than that, he's overacting Jim!
McCoy tests out the new method of inserting suppositries via the transporter.
My God Jim! When is that BATHROOM going to be fixed from that disaster the Vulcan had us do to his chili LAST NIGHT!!
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
The crew began to hate each other the day after watching "Signs" on movie night.
If it bleeds, we can kill it...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
My face, when I see a comment about "heroin condoms bursting" or "IN SPAAAACE!" actually winning. Because they'll suddenly become funny after the fifty thousandth entry.
How every Star Trek fan felt when they saw the hippie episode.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f@(k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
"McCoy, don't sit down too fast in those tight trousers!"
"Oh well, he's old, he's probably fathered all the kids he needs."
"Spock just taught me a new martial arts technique: 'The Mount Seleya Nut-Crush'. Here, let me demonstrate on McCoy."
McCoy couldn't understand what Kirk liked about Yeoman Rand's special skill.
Bones doesn't take it very well whenever Spock wins one of their arguments.
Spock's aim with his Vulcan pinch was just a little bit LOW.
The crew suffers from PMS: Puttin' up with McCoy's Shi... er, Stuff.
Oh My God, Jim! What Abrams has done to us is Wrong! Horribly Wrong!
He must be stopped, Jim! Do something. Do anything! You have to stop all this from happening!
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it;
"Whoomp! (There It Is)"
Leonard McCoy's Shatner happens face
Bones: Oh no! I just killed Kenny!
Crew: You bastard!
"Leonard... you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Oh, God! I forgot to turn the stove off!
Bones: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. Please don't make me force Scotty to enter a 12-Step Program... Again!
"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or Sulu has a new friend.
...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Acting!
When Jim Kirk was dead at the end of Generations I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!
One mind meld later, Spock yells out "PAIN!!!"
Bones never mastered his poker face, but found that this wasn't all that bad either.
"Gee, it really is tiny"
Bones is a doctor, not a model for botox treatments
"You know what the difference between you and me is: I make this look good"
Stage fright: It's no joke.
Bones is a doctor, not a model that claims he's also a patient for a jaw surgery commercial
Bones is a doctor, not a taste-tester
As your mother said, if you keep your face like that long enough....
Bones is a doctor, not a dentist school training patient
Bones is a doctor, not a model for wrinkle removing facial cream
Bones is a doctor, not a horror film actor
"These are the voyages" post-mortem.
"My God, it's full of stars"
Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
DITL:"From now on Caption Competition updates will only be on a monthy basis"
Bones: 0.0
"Time for an EXTREME CLOSEUP!"
The day that McCoy, who likes his coffee3 black, mistakenly took a sip of Kirk's, heavily doctored with cream a sugar, coffee.
Not seen was Spock rolling on the floor laughing...Again.
Five minutes after Spock tried his experimental time-delayed neck pinch.
One of the many reactions when TOS was taken off the air.
Where will you be when your bowels evacuate uncontrollably?
McCoy fails to be the first man in Starfleet to fart the first seven notes of the Eastenders theme without following through.
Behold, the reason trousers in the future no longer have zips.
Trump supporter.
He's a WHINER, not a doctor!
In a rare moment, here we see McCoy 'out of his Vulcan mind'.
Before TOS was digitally re-mastered in HD, McCoy looked "merely annoyed" in this scene.
Intercom: This is your Captain speaking. I shall now do a rendition of Rockerman.
Mr. President is back?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mister President....
I think I just found where that last tribble went.
Kelley: "He wears a toupée???
Bones: "IBS... IBS!!!"
Kelley: "He put out an album???
Of singing???"
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?


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