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Jadzia: I know you feel badly that Scaramucci is leaving, but believe me, Frankie Chestnuts feels worse: he's been singing Bohemian Rhapsody ALL WEEK!
Bashir: Thanks for the help, Jadzia. There has been so much crap going on in the White House that my head keeps popping off.
Dax: ''I want to do a stage production of 'The Jungle Book'. Do you want to play Bagheera?''
Bashir: ''Will all of your casting decision be based solely on name similarities?''
Dax: ''No, of course not! Dukat will be Shere Khan, Garak will be Kaa - and Morn will be Baloo!''
In a deleted scene from the 2nd Red Dwarf U.S.A. pilot, Cat gives Kryten a spare head which she prefers.
Dax: ''You still don't have a date for the great ball tomorrow? Ha, sucks to be you! I will have a nice waltz with Bashir!''
The imaginative Doctor Bashir
Has a sexy girl rubbing his ear
Wishes come true
Next thing to do,
Is make these uniforms disappear.
His head is positioned perfectly. Now I can shove it straight into the warp core.
Dax: “Imagine a beautiful park… The sun shining… Birds are chirping… Picture yourself in a boat on a river… With tangerine trees and marmalade skies…”
Julian: “Wait a sec… marmalade skies??
Dax: “Shut up Julian… I’m on a roll… Damn… Where was I?”
Julian: “Marmalade.”
Dax: “Right… Let's see... Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada.”
Full contact massage.... Trill Style!
Full contact yoga.... Trill Style!
Dax: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?”
(Sound of zipper opening)
Dax: “Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!”
Jadzia: Your head feels like a soccer ball...
Dax: Trump says people like me aren't welcome ...
Alexander Siddig: TELL me about it.
National Geographic QuarkCam.
OK, open your eyes to see what the 60 Minute Makeover team have done with your quarters!
Bashir: ''Could you please apply a bit of Eau de Cologne behind my ears?''
Dax: ''Don't you find this quite arousing?''
Bashir: ''You are dating Worf! It would be highly inappropriate for my to have that kind of conversation with you!''
Dax: ''Guys, I think I have discovered the Changeling! The real Bashir would never say that!''
Dax: ''I found him, can I keep him?''
Dax: ''Worf is starting to get jealous, Julian. I hope you know how to fight with a bat'leth?''
Jadzia is right behind me....Oh Bugger....well that is an idea...
Dax had just finished her Julian android when she realized she had put in the Female emotion chip ! Qplah !
Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...''
Dax (thinking): ''Julian is half asleep. I wonder if he even realizes that it is me...''
Bashir: ''Ooohh... your hands are wonderful... Garak...''
Dax: ''Wait, WHAT?''
Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...''
Dax (thinking):
In this deleted scene from the second
At this point the universal translator
just started translating Jadzia’s story into a litany of blah blah blah…
... and then the universal translator just started translating Jadzia’s story into
Tell me, Julian, are you familiar with Doctor Hfuhruhurr's cranial screw top method?
The Vulcan Nerve Pinch has nothing on the Trill Neck Rub
Dax: ''Julian, prepare for a Trill-ing experience!''
Data has Spot, Uhura had a tribble, Dax has Bashir.
It seems that Data is not the only Starfleet officer with an off switch...
Open you eyes, NOW. You WILL watch 'two girls, one cup'!
Bashir: ''Is this a phaser in your pocket, or is your symbiont happy to see me?''
I envy you,Doctor
Bashir: ''I noticed that you are hanging out with Quark quite often lately.''
Dax: ''Well, you can learn a lot from other cultures, even from the Ferengi.''
Bashir: ''Like how to play tongo?''
Dax: ''...aaaand how to provide oo-mox!''
Keep your eyes closed and face forward, Julian. I promise, Worf will be gentle.
Behold, the Vulcan death grip does exist.
A litle more pressurz and ... SNAP goes his neck!
Julian, remember how you told me that chiropractic was junk science....
Dax had a bad feeling in her stomach as she started to massage Julian, It felt as if the Symbiont was going to explode from her chest !!! ?
Off stage, Austin, Powers whispers that that's a MAN, baby.
Off stage, Austin Powers whispers to Julian:
Human: Shatter spinal column at the third vertebra. Death is immediate.
Julian settles in as Dax prepares to give him a haircut ; little knowing she wants to use a Bat'leth !!!
Well, Doctor, Oo-mox is far less tiring on a man of your... proportions.
On Soviet Space Station, breasts stare at you!
And here is the new dummy for 'Madam Tussaud in Space'
And now my dear doctor, I shall help you practice for your big scene in Game Of Thrones...
We have ways of making you talk!
Little did Julian know that Curzon was plotting a take over of Deep Space Nine.
Quark: ''I don't care how much profit the ticket sales may bring, I won't allow you to do a ventriloquist performance in my bar! Your Bashir doll totally creeps me out!''
Dax: ''Look, I made a sculpture of you!''
Bashir: ''Wow, that's... disturbingly lifelike...''
Dax: ''Well, I had hundreds of years for practicing my sculpturing skills.''
Bashir: THERE... ARE... FORTY... LIGHTS!!
Maybe more. It's kind of tough to count them all.
Dax (to self): If he only had a red shirt... IT WOULD BE PERFECT!
Yes, this counts as a three-way, and I know people who count these things.
It's trilling.
FYI: Yes, this counts as a three-way.
Vulcan neck pinch.... Trill Style!
... and if I position his corpse like this it will look like he's asleep and I'll be able to get away before they discover he's dead.
And you thought Vulcans are the only species who can do mind melds...
Nana: Siddig… do you want to grab a bite- TERRY! WHAT THE HELL???
Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson... Come in Orson.
Jadzia: My mind to your thoughts to your thoughts...


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