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| *insert bad porn music* |
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| Always be sure you're clean before you kiss someone. |
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| An outtake from the dance scene in Pulp Fiction. |
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Wife: ''I'll divorce you! You have an affair with that Orion girl!''
Husband: ''How did you find out?'' |
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| Woman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's NEVER easy being green. |
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| I think that I am pregnant |
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| Vinny suddenly realized he was missing his iso-quantum handheld massager. |
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Early entries into the "DS9 Annual Kermit and Miss Piggy Look-Alike Contest"
The perennial favorites are Quark and Odo.
(Quark would be Miss Piggy) |
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| This poor guy. After a long night of drinking, he finds out that she wasn't an Orion slave girl he made out with, just a regular girl with green make-up. Also, his wallet is missing. |
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Ricky: "Lucy... You got some splainin' to do..."
Lucy: "WAAAAAaaaaaaa" |
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| Female: "WOW!! I haven't had gas this bad since I last had pickled gagh at Quark's." |
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| ''Ugh, my stomach! Damn that Quark! The Saurian Brandy he sold me was definitely spoiled!'' |
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| HULK... CAN'T FIND HIS KEYS! |
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Man: ''Wait, where is my latinum?''
Woman: ''THIEVES!!!'' |
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| Lactous intollerance... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
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| Woman: That's not an Orion Slave man, that's my husband! |
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"Honey, if I can't find my wallet soon, you're going to have to wash dishes..."
"No!!!!!" |
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| She is curious (yellow). |
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| Very funny, O'Brien. Now beam us our pants. |
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| While playing a Kira piano, Miles hits the fabled 'G-note' |
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| Woman: ''It's green!'' |
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OH
MY
GOD!
I ATE THE BONES!!! |
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| Okay, who the [BLEEP] put green dye in the swimming pool? |
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man: My god i need to lay off the coniferous vegtables.
Woman: NOOOOO. NOT VEGTABLES!!! |
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| Female: "DEAR GOD!!! Civet Cat Coffee is made of WHAT??" |
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| Not even the Bajorans themselves can digest hasperat that well... |
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"Baby I think I've left my keys in the car!"
"QUICK SOMEONE CALL POP-A-LOCK!" |
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| OMG !!!! What was in the food you gave us !!! My husband has slime disease , he'll be green for days !!!!! |
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(very poorly done Haiku)
Man and wife on date
Both have eaten way too fast
Belch and gas begin. |
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| Woman: I said to put on something green not become green |
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| Don't take the brown acid. |
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| Miles: "I'm an engineer, not a doctor!" |
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| I believe this is a case of St.Patrick's day gone horribly wrong... |
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| Bajoran comedy: Really weird and hard to understand for outsiders. |
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Woman: "Oh my God!!!! Justin Bieber!!!!"
Man: "I do believe I'm going to be sick..." |
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| it is... it is .... it is green |
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Another one of those things, once seen, can never be un-seen:
"Walking in on Quark in a Holo-Suite" |
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| For the gentleman, the Klingon buffet may have turned him green and hit the gut hard... but for the lady... she realized that what goes does easy also come also easier... and quicker. |
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| Non-Green Female: "Oh my God!!! YOU ate the fish!!?? I ATE THE FISH ALSO!!!" |
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| The only difference between men and women in the future? The depth of their V-necks. |
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| On the left, you can see a Bajoran man mutating into an Orion, and on the right, a Bajoran women having some sort of stomach ache. Thank you for attending the tour Deep Scape Nine and try to have a wonderful day! |
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| The Bajoran is always greener on the other side! |
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| Hey! When I said "What's the worst that can happen?" - it WASN'T a challenge! |
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| Green Guy: " Wow!! Is that my spleen?" |
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Man: ''I, uh... seem to have lost the key to our shuttle...''
Woman: ''By the Prophets! Now we are stuck in this godforsaken space station!'' |
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| I totally hate these overacting salespeople in Bajoran informercials! |
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| Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOD THE HORROR!!! |
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| Woman: ''Finally I have found a suit that matches the color of my husband's skin!'' |
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| This Orion has lost his belt! |
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| Now THAT is how you do a wedgie! |
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| Man: ''Don't look so shocked, I've told you all about my health problems when we married!'' |
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Man: ''I don't feel very well...''
Woman: ''Your own fault. I TOLD you that tribbles are not edible!'' |
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| 517101708+perkutut22]+ |
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It's not easy being green.
Yeah, well try being yellow! |
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Woman: "KHHHAAAAAaaaaaaannn!"
Man: "No, it's CORN... I'm allergic to corn."
Woman: "COOOOOOOooooorrrrnnnnn!"
Man: "...and shellfish. I blow up like a balloon if you even THINK of shrimp.
Woman: "PRAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaawn!" |
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| Male: "No... I'm not Orion... Why do you ask?" |
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| Funny thing is... our clothes had the same colour a moment ago. |
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| An out-take from the dance scene in Beetlejuice. |
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| Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOT THE HORROR!!! |
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Woman: "KHHHAAAAAaaaaaaannn!"
Man: "No, it's CORN... I'm allergic to corn."
Woman: "COOOOOOOooooorrrrnnnnn!"
Man: "...and shellfish. I blow up like a balloon if you even THINK of shrimp. |
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Man: ''I have to tell you a secret. My great-grandfather was a Gorn!''
Woman: ''Wow, I would've never guessed that!'' |
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| Oh, girl, where did you get those shoes? I'm green with envy! |
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| and Neelix's Warp Core Chili claims another victim |
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...and here is yet another photo of your hot dance moves on facebook. ( FYI: if your not a member - they can't tag you!)
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| Don't make him Angry! You won't like him when he's Angry! |
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| Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
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| He is, he is green |
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Man: ''There is a tiny stain on the floor!''
Woman: ''This hotel is unhygienic!'' |
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| The fans' varying reactions to Star Trek: Into Darkness. |
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| Why didn't you warm your hands up first Miles! |
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| Edith Head was not consulted. |
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| ...and here is yet another wedding reception photo of you dancing "tagged" on facebook... |
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| Pulp Fiction... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
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Man: ''I am the Hulk!''
Woman: ''Incredible!'' |
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| GREEN!!! Why is it ALWAYS GREEN?? |
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Woman: oh my god he's GREEEEEEEEEEEN (screams)
Man: I am? Oh I am. |
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| It isn't easy being green... |
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