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| Lactous intollerance... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
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| Female: "WOW!! I haven't had gas this bad since I last had pickled gagh at Quark's." |
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OH
MY
GOD!
I ATE THE BONES!!! |
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| Oh, girl, where did you get those shoes? I'm green with envy! |
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| Edith Head was not consulted. |
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| On the left, you can see a Bajoran man mutating into an Orion, and on the right, a Bajoran women having some sort of stomach ache. Thank you for attending the tour Deep Scape Nine and try to have a wonderful day! |
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| An outtake from the dance scene in Pulp Fiction. |
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(very poorly done Haiku)
Man and wife on date
Both have eaten way too fast
Belch and gas begin. |
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| Why didn't you warm your hands up first Miles! |
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| ...and here is yet another wedding reception photo of you dancing "tagged" on facebook... |
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| Bajoran comedy: Really weird and hard to understand for outsiders. |
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| Woman: I said to put on something green not become green |
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| Woman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's NEVER easy being green. |
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| Woman: That's not an Orion Slave man, that's my husband! |
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"Honey, if I can't find my wallet soon, you're going to have to wash dishes..."
"No!!!!!" |
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| I think that I am pregnant |
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| Woman: ''It's green!'' |
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Woman: oh my god he's GREEEEEEEEEEEN (screams)
Man: I am? Oh I am. |
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| Okay, who the [BLEEP] put green dye in the swimming pool? |
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| For the gentleman, the Klingon buffet may have turned him green and hit the gut hard... but for the lady... she realized that what goes does easy also come also easier... and quicker. |
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| Funny thing is... our clothes had the same colour a moment ago. |
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| Female: "DEAR GOD!!! Civet Cat Coffee is made of WHAT??" |
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| ''Ugh, my stomach! Damn that Quark! The Saurian Brandy he sold me was definitely spoiled!'' |
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Man: ''Wait, where is my latinum?''
Woman: ''THIEVES!!!'' |
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Man: ''I, uh... seem to have lost the key to our shuttle...''
Woman: ''By the Prophets! Now we are stuck in this godforsaken space station!'' |
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Woman: "Oh my God!!!! Justin Bieber!!!!"
Man: "I do believe I'm going to be sick..." |
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| The Bajoran is always greener on the other side! |
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| The only difference between men and women in the future? The depth of their V-necks. |
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| Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOT THE HORROR!!! |
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Man: ''I don't feel very well...''
Woman: ''Your own fault. I TOLD you that tribbles are not edible!'' |
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| Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOD THE HORROR!!! |
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| Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
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| While playing a Kira piano, Miles hits the fabled 'G-note' |
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Man: ''I am the Hulk!''
Woman: ''Incredible!'' |
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| I totally hate these overacting salespeople in Bajoran informercials! |
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Early entries into the "DS9 Annual Kermit and Miss Piggy Look-Alike Contest"
The perennial favorites are Quark and Odo.
(Quark would be Miss Piggy) |
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man: My god i need to lay off the coniferous vegtables.
Woman: NOOOOO. NOT VEGTABLES!!! |
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| Don't make him Angry! You won't like him when he's Angry! |
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| Don't take the brown acid. |
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| Pulp Fiction... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
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| She is curious (yellow). |
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| The fans' varying reactions to Star Trek: Into Darkness. |
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...and here is yet another photo of your hot dance moves on facebook. ( FYI: if your not a member - they can't tag you!)
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| I believe this is a case of St.Patrick's day gone horribly wrong... |
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| This Orion has lost his belt! |
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Woman: "KHHHAAAAAaaaaaaannn!"
Man: "No, it's CORN... I'm allergic to corn."
Woman: "COOOOOOOooooorrrrnnnnn!"
Man: "...and shellfish. I blow up like a balloon if you even THINK of shrimp. |
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| Miles: "I'm an engineer, not a doctor!" |
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| HULK... CAN'T FIND HIS KEYS! |
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| *insert bad porn music* |
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Ricky: "Lucy... You got some splainin' to do..."
Lucy: "WAAAAAaaaaaaa" |
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Woman: "KHHHAAAAAaaaaaaannn!"
Man: "No, it's CORN... I'm allergic to corn."
Woman: "COOOOOOOooooorrrrnnnnn!"
Man: "...and shellfish. I blow up like a balloon if you even THINK of shrimp.
Woman: "PRAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaawn!" |
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| Non-Green Female: "Oh my God!!! YOU ate the fish!!?? I ATE THE FISH ALSO!!!" |
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| Male: "No... I'm not Orion... Why do you ask?" |
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| Very funny, O'Brien. Now beam us our pants. |
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| 517101708+perkutut22]+ |
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Man: ''I have to tell you a secret. My great-grandfather was a Gorn!''
Woman: ''Wow, I would've never guessed that!'' |
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| GREEN!!! Why is it ALWAYS GREEN?? |
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| OMG !!!! What was in the food you gave us !!! My husband has slime disease , he'll be green for days !!!!! |
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| Vinny suddenly realized he was missing his iso-quantum handheld massager. |
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| it is... it is .... it is green |
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"Baby I think I've left my keys in the car!"
"QUICK SOMEONE CALL POP-A-LOCK!" |
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It's not easy being green.
Yeah, well try being yellow! |
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| Man: ''Don't look so shocked, I've told you all about my health problems when we married!'' |
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| Always be sure you're clean before you kiss someone. |
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| Not even the Bajorans themselves can digest hasperat that well... |
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Man: ''There is a tiny stain on the floor!''
Woman: ''This hotel is unhygienic!'' |
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| Now THAT is how you do a wedgie! |
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| and Neelix's Warp Core Chili claims another victim |
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| An out-take from the dance scene in Beetlejuice. |
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| Hey! When I said "What's the worst that can happen?" - it WASN'T a challenge! |
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| He is, he is green |
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| It isn't easy being green... |
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Another one of those things, once seen, can never be un-seen:
"Walking in on Quark in a Holo-Suite" |
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| This poor guy. After a long night of drinking, he finds out that she wasn't an Orion slave girl he made out with, just a regular girl with green make-up. Also, his wallet is missing. |
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| Green Guy: " Wow!! Is that my spleen?" |
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Wife: ''I'll divorce you! You have an affair with that Orion girl!''
Husband: ''How did you find out?'' |
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| Woman: ''Finally I have found a suit that matches the color of my husband's skin!'' |
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