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Tom: "So how come we're using a shuttle instead of the Transporter?"
Stadi: "Have you never seen 'Supernova'?"
Paris: "Well... What do you think of Klingon Opera."
Stadi: "I think I want to throw myself off the balcony."
Paris: "Wait it out... The second act is much better."
Stadi: "What... IT'S STARTED?? I just want to jump to get away from YOU."
Stasi: Hold my beer, and watch this!
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow.
Tom: Ever seen a grown man NAKED?
Stasi: Ever been to a Betazoid wedding?
Tom: Ever seen a grown man NAKED?
Stadi: ME naked or HIM naked?
Paris: ''That's my spot!''
Oh Cool! One of those alien parasite gills!
Paris: ''Can you please play "Für Elise" for me?''
Stadi: ''This is a navigation console, not a piano!''
"My God ... It's full of stars!"
Sexual harassment.... IN SPACE
Stadi: Is that the best pick up line you can think of
Paris is firing his phasors at full power. Unfortunately for him, Stadi has her shields at full power.
Paris (thinking to himself) Oh the things I would do to you.
Woman: I heard that.
Paris: Heard what, I didn't say anything.
Woman: I'm Betazoid, now what would you do to me?
Paris attempts the secret Picard Maneuver.
Paris: ''Today is Kiss-The-Pilot-Day.''
Stadi: ''Funny, I thought today is Punch-The-Copilot-Day.'''
Narrator: Only redshirt one will survive. Who will it be!? Find out... RIGHT NOW!!!
An amateur attempt at a tympanic tickle ===
Tom: "I hate to resort to cliché, but I really CAN see through to the other side."
Narrator: Only one red shirt will survive. Who will it be!? Find out, NEXT EPISODE!!!
"You fly this shuttle real good. Maybe it'd be smoother if you grab the sti-"
"I have a phaser."
"Carry on."
As Stadi waited for the DNA results , Tom nervously watched over her shoulder.
Tom is that a pattern enhancer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Paris: ''Do you want me to show you my joystick?''
Stadi: ''Escuse me!?''
Paris: ''It's the newest addition to the Delta Flyer's control panel!''
Paris: ''I've heard that on Betazoid weddings, everyone is nude...''
Stadi: ''Yes, it's done this way so that the bridesmaids can point and laugh at all the men.''
Oomax, it's not just for Ferengi.
Stadi: ''The space in this shuttle is so awfully cramped!''
Paris: ''Oh, I find it rather cozy that way...''
WARNING: Hitting on ladies as if it is your birthright, WILL result in early hair loss.
Tom sidles in to try to attempt the "Kirk Maneuver".
Tom moves in to try to attempt the "Kirk Maneuver". Now if this were ACTUALLY James T. Kirk, that would be totally acceptable.
Tom moves in to try to attempt the "Trump Maneuver".
"Gorch."
Stadi: Tom, you know I'm Betazoid, and no, I won't play with your "stick shift".
Paris: Well, would you...
Stadi: No, I won't "pop your clutch" either!
Paris: You. Me. Hot tub. Champagne.
Stadi: You. Alone. Hot tub. Plasma conduit.
A romantic evening on the Holodeck. It seems harmless enough. Until Mr. Paris becomes a bit too forward and ends up wearing a plate of Neelix’s Talaxian worm hair pasta. This ultimately results in Mr. Paris’ evening… and uniform, to be a total loss.
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We've seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything.
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We are Farmers
Bum-Da-Bum-Bum
Bum-Bum-Bum
Stadi: ''I appreciate your concern about my otitis media, but the Doctor gave me a hypospray that has been working quite well so far.''
"Tom I a certified pilot stop being a backseat driver"
I said ... please can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Paris : I just wanted you to know .... Good Luck ... We're all counting on you.
Stadi : I wanted to tell you ... Good Luck ... And we're all counting on you.
Sexual harassment seminar video: Here we see an example of sexual harassment. If you witness such behavior, you could 'delegate' and tell someone; be 'direct' and confront the person yourself; or 'distract' and interrupt the situation somehow. A safe work environment is a healthy work environment.
Paris, watching video with crew: I really wish they'd stop using that picture...
"I hope that's your phaser poking me."
"Of course it's my phaser. I'm offended that you would imply that I would be so unprofessional."
"I'm sorry, sir."
"I'm just kidding. It's my junk."
"I've never played 'Chopsticks' this way"
Stadi: ''If you don't happen to be a space vampire, go away from my neck.''
Stadi: I need an adult.
Paris: I am an adult.
Paris: Now put the black 8 on the red 9.
Stadi: Yes, Paris, I know how to play Solitaire.
Stadi: ''This shuttle has seats for the passengers, you know?''
Poor Tom Paris ; Little did he know Belana had , had herself cosmetically altered to look like Lt. Stadi.
Stadi : Tom , What are you doing ?
Paris : Trying to stop a Warp Core Dump .
Stadi: ''No, I won't let you fly the shuttle!''
Paris: ''But you are about to crash it!''
Stadi: ''That's only because you keep blowing into my ear!''
Is that a Phaser in your pants ?! Or are you glad to see me?
Stadi: ''Guess from which planet I am!'
Paris: ''Hmmm... Judging from your ears, it's probably not Ferenginar.''
-Ever wonder why they “pay” us in credits? Well, it all started out when Trump, as a businessman, refused to pay his creditors… Yeah, all part of Trump’s Legacy.
Paris: "Stadi... What are you thinking?"
Stadi: "I'm trying to figure out if that unnatural relationship you have with Harry is a really freaky friendship or a seriously scary Bromance."
Lefftenant Expository Dialogue reporting for duty.
"You know, I've been in prison for a long time"
Paris: "Hey, Stadi... I ate Neelix's Jibalian Garlic Stew for lunch. Should I brush my teeth before my shift?"
Stadi: "You should spend a couple of hours in the decontamination chamber... Starting NOW!"
Paris: "Hey, Stadi... I ate Neelix's Jibalian Garlic Stew for lunch. Should I brush my teeth before my shift?"
Stadi: ''What are you about to do? Examining my ear for Ceti eels??''
Paris: Hey...didn't I see you on "JAG"?
"Tom, why are you biting my neck?"
"Well, how exactly did you think the crew survived unchanged all these years in the Delta Quadrant?"
(Outrageously fake French accent)
"Can I tempt you with one, small, wafer thin mint?"
"Is that fake news?"
Paris: "Tell me, Stadi... Who does your hair?"
Paris: "Stadi... do you like movies about gladiators?"
Stadi: "What the hell are you talking about?? LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"
Paris: "So, you DON'T like movies about gladiators?"
Stadi: "Tom, watch it with your hand!"
Paris: "Both my hands are on the panel."
Stadi: "Then what's th- *barf*"
"... I don't know - fly casual!"
Paris: You're definitely an officer, Stadi, because you make my privates stand at attention.
Stadi: Your privates are about to get busted.
Stadi: ♪"There's Klingon's off the starboard bow, starboard bow..."♫
Paris: "Technically, I'm off the port quarter..."
Stadi: "Shut up... you're still a Klingon."
Paris: ♫ A dream is a WISH your heart makes ♫
Stasi: Well, how 'bout I rip your heart out?
Red Alert! Shields up! We have a Paris coming up fast from behind
Paris: I spy with my little eye...something that is sexy.
Stadi: So which little eye would you care to lose first?
Stadi: "Tom, will you LEAVE ME ALONE."
Paris: "Wait a sec... YOU'RE the one in the Men's Room."
Stadi: "Fine. At least use a different urinal."
Paris: I know I've been a bit of a playboy and I've never taken relationships seriously...but for you, I'm willing to go "Stadi". (laughs) Get it? "Stadi"?
Stadi: Must...resist...urge...to kill...him...
Tom: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Stadi: It doesn't take a Betazoid to know what YOU are thinking.
"Yeah, whatever!"
Stadi: "Tom... I'm Betazoid. I hear EVERYTHING you are thinking. ...and you're a dirty, dirty little man."
Sexual harassment ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Sorry, Tom, but blowing into my ear does nothing for me. You would probably have to blow the whole ship into the Delta Quadrant for me to notice anything.
I understand, I truly do, but literally shoving his clarinet up his ass was a bit much, don't you think?
The "red shoulder", as lethal to some as the "red shirt”.
Creepy shoulder lurker
Paris: “Listen… You’ve GOT to go out with him… I’ll give you a weeks replicator rations. He’s driving me NUTS! He was in my quarters this morning. He woke me up playing “Everybody Hurts” on his clarinet!”
Stadi: ''You want a kiss? I would rather kiss a Klingon!''
Paris: ''So would I, but I still have to wait a few seasons for that.''
Paris: I know I've been a bit of a playboy and I've never taken relationships seriously, but for you...I'm willing to go

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