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|Obama3rdterm||Ensign Kim: "That's a big wall."
Neelix: "That's a very big wall."
Seven of Nine: "Why was it built?"
Janeway: "The wall was an expression of ego by a local leader."
|MR. WORF||The 23rd Century version of " Wheel Of Fortune " . Crew of Voyager vs Crew of Uss Defiant .|
|MR. WORF||Chakotay looks in horror as he sees Mike Tyson with a similar face tattoo !!! My god no wonder people keep avoiding me !!!|
|Chromedome||Oooooo The Claw!|
|Andrew Kerr||We get home in three episodes!!!|
|Miss Marple||It's true:
No one will ever forget the atrocity of the "Trump Internment Camps for Children".
|RedDwarfian||"So... that was 'These Are The Voyages...'"|
|Chromedome||Even on Voyager they were unable to avoid the World Cup coverage!|
|MR. WORF||The crew looked totally bewildered as they watched the 2018 FIFA from the archives.|
|EMH_MkI||There was nothing much to do in the Delta Quadrant except watch reruns of Days of Our Lives.|
|Miss Marple||I understand the concept of "stoppage time", but this cannot be correct.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Broadcast: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooal"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Broadcast: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooal"
Janeway: "God... I hate that Ronaldo."
|Bird of Prey||Everone's new hobby: Watching B'Elanna playing tennis!
It's so captivating...
|thumper80||Look at the size of that thing!!|
|Obama3rdterm||Watching the continuing plane crash of the Trump Presidency.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tuvok: “What is this ‘You Tube’, and why are there so many videos of cats?”
Neelix: “Videos of cats??? I thought this was the menu choices for tomorrow’s lunch.”
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tuvok: “What is this ‘You Tube’, and why are there so many videos of cats?”|
|MR. WORF||The crew looking shocked to find President Trump IS shorter than the Canadian Prime Minister !!!|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Seven of Nine: "This is the 200th film in the series, yet you all still accept that this 'James Bond' has been the same character all along?"|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "B'Elanna is beating up that alien diplomat... Shouldn't we intervene?"
Janeway: "Later. For now, go and fetch me a cup of coffee!"
|DBB||"I don't understand. I thought we were supposed to be seeing messages from Earth. Who is this Rick Astley and what is a Rick Roll?"
"I've been through the entire upload. This is all there is."
*Tom Paris' laughter is heard through the door*
|DBB||"Well...I guess it was good."
"Yeah. You think Lando and that droid were really...you know?"
"I have no idea. That was weird."
"But it was great seeing Darth Maul again though."
|DBB||The crew watched the North Korea talks with great anticipation. Things were tense. Then they remembered that this happened hundreds of years ago and no one cared anymore.|
|DBB||Tom Paris sits alone on the bridge wondering if he was supposed to be somewhere.|
|DBB||Kim: The producers said only these specific Klingons look different-
Chakotay: Shut up, Harry. They all look like that! Truncated xenomorph skulls... Six nostrils!
Neelix: Why are there purple Klingons?
Seven: Real-time holographic communication over hundreds of light years? We don't have that.
Chakotay: A Vulcan admiral? But Spock was the first Vulcan in Starfleet.
Janeway: Let's just watch.
|Rylan Sato||The crew waiting for another Lebron James loss in the NBA Finals.|
|BigMac1212||The mood shifted when a crewmate quipped "It's only a model."|
|Locuzia Borgia||Kim: I can't wait to see Meghan's dress!|
|MR. WORF||Ensign Kim: What that on my leg ?
Seven Of Nine : Relax Ensign ..... Resistance is fultile !!
|MR. WORF||Janeway : Nelix ! Is that your hand on my ass ??
Nelix : Hmmm well , just maybe.
Janeway : Could you go a little higher please.
|MR. WORF||The crew had a blank looks on there faces as they watched the Uss Enterprise come on the screen during Star Trek : Discovery.|
|Mikey||Janeway: "...and here are a few slides from my trip to the Grand Canyon..."
Tuvok: (rethinks logic of suicide)
|AdmiralM||Seven just noticed the guy behind her in the 2nd row is more interested in her heavenly body.|
|Mikey||Many of the crew were disappointed to see that Neelix' presentation was simply a cap of the new Fortnite emote he purchased.|
|Mikey||"Wait... who's driving?"|
|AJ||Why is Seven checking out Neelix's butt, while everyone else is staring at the screen?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The entire crew... Simultaneously... Realize the Neelix and Netflix are not the same thing...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Chakotay: " I need EVERYONE without a regulation uniform or a Y chromosome to leave the room IMMEDIATELY.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Chakotay: "What's this called again?"
Janeway: "The Final Frontier."
Chakotay: "Hopefully it WAS the final."
Janeway: "Not even close..."
|Frankie Chestnuts||To the shock of the crew, Neelix broadcasts the long lost Kes fantasy video diary. Consensus is that he should have previewed it prior to the event.|
|Dunharrow||That moment when you realize Voyager is the last "real" Star Trek series.|
|PegasusJF||The Voyager all hands staff meeting proceeded as usual: A couple people snickering at the presentation, Seven staring a Chakotay's butt, and a lady in back wondering what in the heck she was doing there.|
|MR. WORF||The crew's jaws drop when they see the Premier Of Ontario : Kathleen Wynne !!!|
|MR. WORF||The crew look puzzled as they watch some video from Call Of Duty .|
|MR. WORF||The crew receives a video message from Earth , but some idiot filmed it vertical so the crew had to squint to see it.|
|ilandra||And tonights Thunderball number is ....|
|Frankie Chestnuts||First Row (R to L):
Second Row (R to L)
"Telaxian... Species 218... Dense musculature. He will make an excellent drone."
Third Row (R to L):
|MR. WORF||The crew was completely floored when they found out Donald Trump XXV was elected head of Starfleet Command !!!|
|mckinneyc||The Royal Wedding was even transmitted to the Delta Quadrant!|
|EMH_MkI||Seven of Nine: Resistance IS NOT futile afterall.|
|mwhittington||Janeway: What the heck is this!?
Neelix: I was rummaging around in the computer looking for information on Cardassians, but I believe I spelled the name wrong and found this old Earth program about something called Kardashians.
Kim: Hard to tell either species apart, really.
|ktasay||Voyager crew gathers to watch the 2016 election returns.|
|Bird of Prey||Chakotay: "Any idea who installed that camera in B'Elanna's shower?"
Janeway: "No, but you may rest assured that I'll order to investigate this very thoroughly... eventually."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "And, how do you like it?"
Janeway: "Well, it's a very abstract kind of movie. Just colors and shapes and stuff. How did you create this spotted pattern?"
Neelix: "Oh, it's just a closeup of my butt while I am twerking."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Nelix: "Good God! What IS this??"
Janeway: "No worries, Mr. Nelix. Just a Federation Sexual Harassment Training video."
Neelix: "Why do I need to go through this training... I ALREADY know how to do all this."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Lieutenant in Back Row: "Come on... Sea Biscuit!"
|MLCoolJ||Super Bowl CDXI: The Voyager crew is awestruck by the first Super Bowl appearance of the Detroit Lions.|
|Lt. Leland T. Lynch||Seven of Nine: "I have already assimilated this holo-episode."
|Skipbear||Seven, "I did some research into what a 'Dirty Neelix' is.|
|Mikey||"Honestly, captain, is it completely ethical to use the internal sensors to broadcast from Tom and B'elanna's quarters?|
|Mikey||There were mixed reactions from the crew when Neelix presented his exploration of what humans term a "snuff film."|
|Mikey||"So NOBODY brought any folding chairs?"|
|Mikey||Suddenly, Seven noticed something worthy of her interest.|
|Mikey||"It appears to be logic and common sense... we're headed right for it, but I guarantee I'll find a way to steer us clear of it."|
|Miss Marple||Janeway suddenly realizes that Netflix just immediately starts the next episode before you even notice...|
|MLCoolJ||It's been a slow week, so our heroes have been passing the time by binge-watching "The Orville".|
|MLCoolJ||"Keeping Up With The Cardassians" finally reaches the Delta Quadrant.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kirk: “Split up! You look like a cadet review!"|
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