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Bird of Prey Plomeek soup: Too spicy for non-Vulcans!
Horta not Vorta The Next Penetration.
SpockosBrain McCoy: “What do you MEAN Chekov wasn’t in this season at all… That makes no sense! How does Kahn recognize him in the second movie? This is just plot hole after plot hole. Next thing you’re going to tell me is his accent is fake and Scotty’s Canadian!.
WHAT!?!?”
Horta not Vorta Fully Functional!
[ow]
SpockosBrain McCoy: "This is the last time I agree to take the late shift after baked bean night!!"
Frankie Chestnuts I guess it was inevitable... Donald Trump finally insulted his last group of supporters: Cantankerous Old White Guys.
Frankie Chestnuts "Donald Trump said WHAT???"
Frankie Chestnuts A mere 14 seconds after Bones told the Bridge Crew to "Watch this".
Chromedome It's worse than that, he's overacting Jim!
Chromedome McCoy tests out the new method of inserting suppositries via the transporter.
KMS My God Jim! When is that BATHROOM going to be fixed from that disaster the Vulcan had us do to his chili LAST NIGHT!!
Miss Marple There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
The crew began to hate each other the day after watching "Signs" on movie night.
Miss Marple If it bleeds, we can kill it...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
Miss Marple Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
=NoPoet= My face, when I see a comment about "heroin condoms bursting" or "IN SPAAAACE!" actually winning. Because they'll suddenly become funny after the fifty thousandth entry.
=NoPoet= How every Star Trek fan felt when they saw the hippie episode.
Miss Marple You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f@(k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK...
The crew began to hate each other the day after "movie night".
=NoPoet= "McCoy, don't sit down too fast in those tight trousers!"
*SPLAT*
"Oh well, he's old, he's probably fathered all the kids he needs."
=NoPoet= "Spock just taught me a new martial arts technique: 'The Mount Seleya Nut-Crush'. Here, let me demonstrate on McCoy."
Pravda McCoy couldn't understand what Kirk liked about Yeoman Rand's special skill.
Bird of Prey Bones doesn't take it very well whenever Spock wins one of their arguments.
C.W. Perkins Spock's aim with his Vulcan pinch was just a little bit LOW.
Miss Marple The crew suffers from PMS: Puttin' up with McCoy's Shi... er, Stuff.
Admiral Dunsel Oh My God, Jim! What Abrams has done to us is Wrong! Horribly Wrong!
He must be stopped, Jim! Do something. Do anything! You have to stop all this from happening!
Frankie Chestnuts It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it;
Frankie Chestnuts O-Face
IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!
Miss Marple "Whoomp! (There It Is)"
Mr. Worf OOOOPSS !!! .... I CRAPPED MY PANTS !!! DAMN IT JIM THAT COFFEE WAS LACED WITH EXLAX !! BLEH !!!
MR. X OMG !!!!!!!! THIS VIAGRA IS REALLY WORKING !!!
Samus Leonard McCoy's Shatner happens face
C.W. Perkins Bones: Oh no! I just killed Kenny!
Crew: You bastard!
Frankie Chestnuts "Leonard... you got some 'splainin' to do!"
MLCoolJ Oh, God! I forgot to turn the stove off!
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. Please don't make me force Scotty to enter a 12-Step Program... Again!
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or Sulu has a new friend.
Frankie Chestnuts ...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Acting!
Rylan Sato When Jim Kirk was dead at the end of Generations I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!
PegasusJF "PAIN!"
PegasusJF One mind meld later, Spock yells out "PAIN!!!"
PegasusJF Bones never mastered his poker face, but found that this wasn't all that bad either.
PegasusJF "Gee, it really is tiny"
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model for botox treatments
PegasusJF "You know what the difference between you and me is: I make this look good"
PegasusJF Stage fright: It's no joke.
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model that claims he's also a patient for a jaw surgery commercial
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a taste-tester
PegasusJF As your mother said, if you keep your face like that long enough....
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a dentist school training patient
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model for wrinkle removing facial cream
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a horror film actor
PegasusJF "These are the voyages" post-mortem.
PegasusJF "My God, it's full of stars"
PegasusJF Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
PegasusJF Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
PegasusJF DITL:"From now on Caption Competition updates will only be on a monthy basis"
Bones: 0.0
PegasusJF "Time for an EXTREME CLOSEUP!"
Bones: "WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH!"
C.W. Perkins The day that McCoy, who likes his coffee3 black, mistakenly took a sip of Kirk's, heavily doctored with cream a sugar, coffee.
Not seen was Spock rolling on the floor laughing...Again.
C.W. Perkins Five minutes after Spock tried his experimental time-delayed neck pinch.
C.W. Perkins One of the many reactions when TOS was taken off the air.
mwhittington Where will you be when your bowels evacuate uncontrollably?
C.W. Perkins SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK!
=NoPoet= McCoy fails to be the first man in Starfleet to fart the first seven notes of the Eastenders theme without following through.
=NoPoet= Behold, the reason trousers in the future no longer have zips.
Miss Marple Trump supporter.
Miss Marple He's a WHINER, not a doctor!
Miss Marple In a rare moment, here we see McCoy 'out of his Vulcan mind'.
Miss Marple Before TOS was digitally re-mastered in HD, McCoy looked "merely annoyed" in this scene.
jg Intercom: This is your Captain speaking. I shall now do a rendition of Rockerman.
McCoy: NOOOOOO!
Miss Marple Mr. President is back?
Miss Marple HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mister President....
jg I think I just found where that last tribble went.
Frankie Chestnuts Kelley: "He wears a toupée???
Seriously???"
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "IBS... IBS!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kelley: "He put out an album???
Of singing???"
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Frankie Chestnuts SULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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