|Blaston Phools||Another quite night at Quarks.
'Oh by Kahless he's hit the post! You Baktag!! get down in front my teams getting pumped 'ere! keep it on the deck! That linesman is a blind Pahtak!!'
|Blaston Phools||Klingon fluffers are the finest at thier profession than any other race we know of, they train constantly in oral flexing techniques considered to dangerous for other races - except species 8472, they got mad skills.|
I left the bathroom light on at home!
|Blaston Phools||"there eating him! And then thier going to eat ME!! OOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!"|
|Blaston Phools||Whoever screen captured this has way to much time on his hands.|
|Bird of Prey||Klingon: ''I want that blue dress, please. It will give a good contrast to the blood stains, that it will inevitably have after wearing it a few days onboard a Klingon ship...''|
|Bird of Prey||Klingon: ''Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh....''
*window glass shatters, Klingon gets sucked out into vacuum of space*
|Acid||How on Earth are we supposed to keep this fairly clean?|
|Bird of Prey||The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!|
|Admiral Dunsel||Forehead-Spice never did seem to fit in with the rest of the group's concept, and was dismissed shortly before the girls recorded their first album.|
|Admiral Dunsel||When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..., I get the sensation of being a lone artic wolf, standing atop a cold, snowy mountain range. The vast tundra spread below...!
I am Master of all the land and creatures before me! All must now bow down before me!
I raise my head and proclaim my rule over all...,
|Horta not Vorta||Cleavage!|
|McFortner||Qoooooooo-'nos, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!|
|McFortner||(singing) Qooooooooo-'noS, sweepin' down the plain!|
|Bird of Prey||Klingon: ''Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?''
Mirror: *shatters into 1000 pieces*
|Bird of Prey||''Ah-hooooooooooooo...''
The night of the living Were-Klingons!
|Joel||Hail to the leader|
|Bird of Prey||The secret revealed at last: How all this cool sound effects in Star Trek are made!|
|Admiral Dunsel||Miley Cyrus..., IN SPAAAAAAAACE!|
|Will||Again with the boob jokes?|
|admirai,M||Bator displaying her discomfort with the Klingon push up bar bra|
|Bird of Prey||Klingon: ''It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's... the USS Enterprise!''|
|admrial.M||Bator singing (gotta love boobs a lot boobs a lot)|
|Bird of Prey||If you ever have the opportunity to see a Klingon opera, make sure to get a seat in the front row - the view there is very stimulating!|
|Sentinel64||Even the Klingon gals just cannot take wearing a bad bra without howling.|
|jg||Even Klingons find stubbinh a toe very painful.|
|Bird of Prey||The Cardassian torture master uttered a sigh of frustration. Instead of engaging in a discussion concerning the number of lights, his Klingon prisoner just stared at them as if mesmerized.|
|Jr||Stop, stop, stop! I just don't think a Klingon will cut it as Annie. Thank you for trying out.|
|Horta not Vorta||They aren't real. They aren't even silicone. They're latex like the forehead ridges.|
|Bird of Prey||Sela (out of frame, a worm-like creature dangling from her hand, raised above her head): ''Do you want this gagh? Do you want this gagh? You want it, do you? Then you must attack that Federation outpost for me.''|
|AJ||When Chang said you should see Shakespeare in 'the original Klingon', he didn't mean it literally.|
|RogueSkyknight||On second thought, maybe I don't want to see her "O" face.|
|Borg||When you see Riker in Risan clothes.|
|Borg||Unfortunately she just can't get the hang of whistling.|
|Borg||That face when someone says J.J. Trek is better!|
|Borg||The worst performance of "Three little maids from school are we" ever...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Ketracel White burst?|
|Borg||Klingon women sometimes flash their breasts to get into DITL Caption Comp|
|Q||Allow me to sing you the song of my people.|
|N'tran DS 12||Stare at this picture very carefully and you will see a Klingon female's face.|
|N'tran DS 12||A sexy Klingon in black
Impulsive opera attack
High decibel aria
to a Cardassian tailoria
"Uncover your ears, you pe'TaQ."
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
|Imperium||What do Klingons dream about?|
|N'tran DS 12||Fashion watch 2374...Klingon necklines are going lower this year.|
|Ithekro||Aside from Shakespeare of Earth, the Klingons also embraced Lady Gaga, with interesting results.|
|Miss Marple||Klingons do not fear cartoons.|
|Miss Marple||Don't you carry ANYTHING in a "duct tape" palette?|
|Miss Marple||♪ Ahhhhh-ve Mari-i-ahhhhh... ♪|
|Miss Marple||The quality of Victoria's Secrets' models went down hill after they got all those embarrassing endorsements from Neil Cavuto.|
|MR. X||UGH !!! I FEEL A DRAFT !!!!|
|EMH_MkI||I-I can totally see my ridges!|
|EMH_MkI||By Sto-vo-kor, it's fully FUNCTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||B'Etor: ""We Klingons tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else. We have no need for such frivolous nonsense as dresses and oth-
OOOH, LOOK!! Chiffon!! Is that available in pink??"
|mwhittington||Is that a "volume up/down" button on her throat!?|
|mwhittington||The carpet might match the drapes, but at least the cleavage doesn't match the cranium!|
|mwhittington||Yeah, I'm the same way when I stub my toe.|
|N'tran DS 12||Open wide.. wider... wider still....|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Victoria Secret models had definitely deteriorated over the years... As did the the swimsuits.|
|MLCoolJ||Oppan Klingon style!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Another graduate of the Shatnerian School of Acting|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
|Frankie Chestnuts||Worf may not have been a "Merry Man"...
But this is one "Merry Woman".
|Kent||Looks colder than a Klingon's tit in there...|
|Kent||WHERE DID YOU P'TAGHS LEAVE MY BRA!!!!!!!!!|
|Jey||B'tor gets to see Worf's Ba'tleth|
|Jey||When you gotta go, you gotta go|
|Bird of Prey||Question: When is it safe to stare at a Klingon woman's boobs?
Answer: Only when she is distracted with something else!
|Miss Marple||Mot'loch Spice ... The LEAST popular Spice Girl.|
|EMH_MkI||Klingon: I have a favor to ask of you.
Kenny: What is it?
Kenny: That's not a questio-*vaporizes*
Klinon: That's because I don't do requests!
*echo* HEAD!!!...head...hea... *echo*
Klingon: Wha... *gasping*
|EMH_MkI||Worf: When you told me you liked her, I told you to hold nothing back, but... DAMN brother! *snickers*|
|EMH_MkI||When a Klingon has to go, they REALLY have to go.|
|EMH_MkI||Klingon: Open the door!
Klingon: OPEN THE DOOR!
Klingon: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your ship away!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Quark: "OK... So maybe the 'Spicey Gagh Wings' are a little too hot... But Morn liked them!"|
|Bird of Prey||What would you do if the kiss cam is showing you, and the only one near you is a Klingon?|
|Rylan Sato||I would appear that someone got the best of this Klingon off screen.|
|Admiral Dunsel||For some strange reason, Klingons who visit Earth absolutely love the Disneyland ride "It's a Small World", and often just start singing along with it as they ride.|
Some Wherrrre.., overre the rainbow...,
|The Geek||"Dear Penthouse..."|
|NASCARTographer||While overpriced and rather limited in its uses, the Promenade Adult Novelty Hutch found its "Cloaked Phallus" to be a hit with visitors.|
|MLCoolJ||From "DS9: The Musical" comes a new melody composed for "Warrior Women at the River of Blood."|
|Bird of Prey||Even the Klingons themselves often have problems with pronouncing Klingon words!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Garak: "Come now, that's no way to react... Blue is the new... er... 'mop-water' gray."|
|The Geek||Looks like Quark is getting some tonight!
(A moment of silence for soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-life-in-pain-and-terror-Quark.)
|Miss Marple||She was banking on the fact that you can have poor dental hygiene and STILL BE an international woman of mystery, in order to nail this interview. Still, a little prayer never hurt.|
|Miss Marple||... Happy Birthday, Mister President...|
|Miss Marple||Up next on "Klingon's Got Talent"...|
|Miss Marple||Unfortunately, Victoria's Secrets translated very poorly into Klingon.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Klingon Female: "NO, NO, NO!!! I want GRAY!! It's traditional for Klingon brides."|
|PegasusJF||Watching the new year fireworks outside DS9|
|PegasusJF||Klingon: "TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!"|
|PegasusJF||"I, the shiny ball of Omicron Lyrae, has much to teach you young one"|
|PegasusJF||One need not smile at a Klingon musical|
|PegasusJF||Wedding planers have learned the hard way that one must handle Klingon brides very carefully.|
|PegasusJF||Bad wedding gowns can bring out the bridezilla in everyone.|
|The Geek||The Cardassian tailor has to go, but the gorilla in the Klingon suit can stay!|
|mckinneyc||Klingon mating rituals, when the mood takes you you have to howl!|
"vaSDaq Ho'lI tI tIHuSmoH
va va va va va va va va va
DaH qaS QuchmeH bov wIbuSbogh
va va va va va va va va va"
"Hang the H'oli vegetation at the hall"
Traditional Klingon Xmas carol.
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
|Miss Marple||The burka never goes out of style.|
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