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C.W.Perkins There's something odd that I sense in you in this connection. Something about stealing...of which you're really proud of. Stealing...uh...yes stealing...hhhooommmeee. Stealing home?! Whose home did you steal?! Tell me or I'll yank this ear of yours off!
Frankie Chestnuts Due to the lack of vulcans on DS9, the regulars had to make due. Here we see a rather pitiful attempt at a nerve punch.
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''Hmmmmm! I begin to understand why the Ferengi are so fond of that!''
Frankie Chestnuts The keeper of the Orb of Magic performs the ritualistic pulling of a slip of latinum out of Sisco's ear.
Next, she will steal his nose.
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''It is confirmed! You are indeed the Ear-missary!''
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''This ritual used to also involve screaming into one's ear. But this was abolished 200 years ago, because it was considered too brutal.''
Rylan Sato Kai: This was not the expression I was expecting while pulling on his ear to inflict pain.
Rylan Sato Sisko remembers when the caption competition had different winners and not the same ones every month.
Captain Redbeard On Bajor, Ceti eel removal requires less screaming and phasering than Chekov's ordeal.
Captain Redbeard A typical Starfleet promotion ceremony. Here an admiral pulls a captain's pip out of Commander Sisko's ear.
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...''
Sisko: ''You're not Vulcan. This is illogical.''
EMH_MkI "They're not lobes but they'll do."
EMH_MkI "The off switch must be here somewhere..."
"Oh baby, it's on! It's definitely on!"
N'tran DS 12 "Commander, have you explored your Pagh?"
Sisko nearly shouts "Aaahh!"
Hard pinch to the ear
Brings out a tear
The Kai has fingernails like a claw.
MR. WORF Hmmm.... that feels good . Oh Oh I think it's working !!! Damn !! Where the washroom .!!!!! This really works for constipation !!!
Adam Oop! Found a penny!
MR. WORF We are now one , connected . You will obey my wishes .
Sisko : Not in your life time.
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko (to self): "Think about baseball... Think about baseball."
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''Quark's are bigger.''
Sisko: ''You don't say!''
PegasusJF The Bajoran religious observance for pinching the ear led to a rather interesting set of intimate rituals in Bajoran society.
mikey Iman, offscreen: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place!"
mikey "...and that is why I think it's unbecoming for the commander of this station to wear a 'Playboy bunny' earring."
McFortner All I need is the right ear and my life-sized Sisko model will be complete!
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''Sigh... And Dr. Bashir will be so confused when he sees that I have a bruised ear AGAIN..."
ithekro Lobeplay became standard practice in the mid-24th century.
MR. WORF OMG !! It's getting bigger and harder. ...... Stupid Blackhead.
Sondak "Just be glad you're human, Sisko. Whenever I try to read a Ferengi's pagh, things get...weird..."
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''Ever thought about piercing your ear? You would look quite dashing with a huge golden ear ring! Like a pirate!''
PegasusJF A frame from the very obscure sci-fi film "Invasion of the Ear Snatchers"
Bird of Prey Kai Opaka: ''Did you know that your right lobe is a few millimeters longer than your left lobe?''
PegasusJF Sisko: What the hell are you doing?
Kai: Uh, Vulcan Neck Pinch?
Sisko: No, stupid, you're touching the wrong spot, it's where the shoulder reaches the neck
Kai: Like...this!
Sisko: Yeah! (collapses)
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''No offense, but the Vulcan method of pinching someone into unconsciousness is far more effective.''
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''Pull as many coins from behind my ear as you want. I know that this is just a slight of hand bit of stage magic, not a special power granted to you by the Prophets!''
Miss Marple Proof that airplane seats are getting more and more cramped.
N'tran DS 12 Fistful of Lobes
N'tran DS 12 Deep Space 9's version of Spock's Brain....
Sisko's Ear
PegasusJF You know what the difference between you and me is: I make this look good.
Frankie Chestnuts Kai Opaka: "Who's the best non-voluntary Emissary of the Prophets??? Who's the best? YOU ARE!!! YES, you are!!"
AJ Get ready for the Star Trek version of Reservoir Dogs!
N'tran DS 12 DS 9's version of "Wink of an Eye"...
"Pinch of an Ear".
Admiral Adam Sisko: "Hey... now I see why the Ferengi love this!"
woodside "There's a certain Vulcan I know that should be your next target -- I mean, guest."
DBB Opaka: I learned this from that Ferengi bartender. He had me do it to him. He seemed to like it.
Sisko: need to stop what you're doing.
DBB Is he asleep? He fell asleep. Wake him up. Poke him or something. Grab his ear.
DBB Not every one keeps their genitals in the same place.
Cyrus Ramsay The smaller the mind, the less contact you need for a mind-meld.
Cyrus Ramsay Data isn't the only Starfleet officer to have a conveniently placed "on/off" switch.
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''I am not a Vulcan.''
Kai Opaka: ''Uh... What's your point?''
Sisko: ''Exactly. There is no point.''
Bird of Prey Sisko was expecting something different when he was ordered to attend a hearing...
Cyrus Ramsay I'd like to see how the Kai can pluck a coin from Sisko's ear in a cashless economy.
McFortner Oh, keep still, it's normal for a pierced ear to bleed a little. Don't be such a baby.
PegasusJF Sisko had to get over his kaciraffphobia very quickly.
Bird of Prey Sisko (thinking): I'll ask Kai Winn if she wants to feel Quark's pagh too. She has probably never heard of oo-mox - that will be funny!
Macrozz77 Ahh that feels good.
Jonesy Accupressure...IN SPAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!
PegasusJF I just love your lobes, they are so soft and gooshy!
PegasusJF The Kai gets a lot of Ferengi converts this way
PegasusJF As a reward for years of service, the prophets surrendipitously changed Siskos ears to act like Ferengi ears.
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and lick my feet."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and brush my teeth."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and carry me back to my quarters."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "I REALLY don't get it... WHAT does Quark see in this?

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