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Miss Marple Bitch slapped... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey Phlox: ''Rigor mortis? What is that?''
Reed: ''I don't believe it! You claim to be a doctor, and you have never even heard of rigor mortis!?''
Phlox: ''Well, no. Can you perhaps describe it to me?''
Reed: ''Well, it looks sorta like this.''
Miss Marple If only he had heeded his mother’s advice… but it was too late, and he froze that way.
Miss Marple Charades... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
PegasusJF Sad as it was, the hand did what it had to do, for Reed's addition to Poetry Night on the Enterprise would have drove the crew insane.
PegasusJF Phlox: Ah, there you are Lieutenant, don't worry, the paralysis and mind blowing pain you feel is simply the Denobulan Soul Crusher parasite doing its work. You'll be right as rain in about a month.
PegasusJF Just remember kids: Never....EVER...listen to Vogon poetry.
PegasusJF The Ministry of Silly Walks finally lost the last of its funding after what happened to Lt. Reed.
PegasusJF Some people just choke under pressure, for Reed his entire body collapses and his hand tries to strangle himself.
PegasusJF I used to be the tactical officer for Earth's mightiest ship, but then I took a phaser blast to the knee.
PegasusJF "I NEED TO STOP HITTING MYSELF!"
PegasusJF It finally dawned on Reed that he simply must stop hitting himself!
Guybrush "Our ratings are down here somewhere!"
Frankie Chestnuts Always the cut-up... Reed loved to entertain the bridge crew with his Michael Jackson "Thriller" routine.
Bird of Prey Reed: ''That's it! It's over! The end! My back has touched the ground, and thus I have lost the limbo contest!''
MLCoolJ Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time!
EMH_MkI Malcolm (thinking): Note to self: No more pressure point sessions with Trip.
Miss Marple … I find that sometimes it’s just easier to find the contacts if you lie on the floor and look around at an oblique angle …
Miss Marple When he said "you could knock him over with a feather", he wasn't joking!
Miss Marple Ever the exhibitionist, Malcolm always took the "Hokey Cokey" too far.
DBB Must undo top button...can't breathe...room darkening...
DBB Reed: "This new carpeting is so plush. Really, feel it."
Archer: *tired* Reed. Just get back to your station.
DBB T'Pol: Mr. Reed. This is the third time I've caught you wriggling toward me on the floor. Does this have anything to do with my decision to wear a dress today?
Reed: What?! No. No, uh... I, um, dropped a, uh... You only saw me three times?
DBB Producer: Hey, everyone! They renewed us for a 5th season!
Dominic Keating: *thump, gurgles*
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone hears Shatner singing.
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone first watches "The Final Frontier"?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when Mayweather gets more than three lines in an episode?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox cutting his toenails?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees T'Pol naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
MLCoolJ Hearing that a creature called a "basilisk" had come aboard Enterprise, Malcolm Reed decided to confront the beast--with tragic results.
Miss Marple Much to the entire crew's envy, Reed won every breakdance competition by ending with his signature "freeze".
Bird of Prey Trip: ''You were complaining that the artificial gravity on this ship is too low, so I have adjusted it. Is it more to your liking now?''
Reed: *can barely breathe*

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