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Fuzzy I look way better in this than Lwaxana.
Admiral Dunsel And yet another bad "Prom Picture".
The Geek Here we see The Geek doing ANYTHING to win another Caption Competition...
C. W. Perkins Troy: (snickering) Well, it does say something about your inner child, Will. I mean playing dress-up like this so late in life could explain some the repressed angry feelings about you childhood.
Ricker: Thanks.
Miss Marple Cabana Boy, "Number One" -the least requested holo-program, except for a brief time when the title was mistranslated.
Miss Marple He was young.
He needed the money.
The photographer said no one would ever see the private "glamour shots".
...Now he would never be able to reign as "Miss America"!
Miss Marple Adam & Eve's free MYSTERY GIFTS:
...ONE SIZE REALLY DOES FIT MOST!
Miss Marple What he really enjoyed about the Richard Simmons' weight loss program was wearing the cool "Clubhouse" outfits!
Bird of Prey Deanna: ''May I come in?''
Riker: ''I am... not dressed properly. But come in anyway!''
Nutso Oh the 1980's, when chest hair was sexy.
Nutso Somehow this is still not on the level of exploiting Jerri Ryan's body.
Nutso Enjoy it while you can. By season 4, I'll be too fat to show my body.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "I'm here for my Brazilian, Mr. Mott!"
N'tran DS 12 "Number One, what are you wrapped in? A savage curtain?
11001001 I'll take "Things I didn't want to see on Star Trek" for 200, Alex.
Miss Marple Humming to himself:
Am I a man or am I Muppet?
Miss Marple Humming to himself:
Am I a man or am I Muppet?
Miss Marple He remembers thinking that, after he scored this sweet TNG gig, his days of dressing like a stripper were over...
jessica 'opps nip slip'
Bird of Prey Riker: ''I am feeling kinda... nude without my beard...''
Troi: ''I don't think that's because your beard is missing...''
Bird of Prey 23rd century: James T. Kirk is tearing open his shirt on multiple occasions.
24th century: Progress! William T. Riker is wearing a shirt that is open in the first place!
seanwoj Unfortunately in the future, but fortunately for us, Will Rikers remake of "Simply Irresistable" by Robert Palmer starring just himself wasn't as successful as he hoped.
seanwoj Unfortunately in the future, but fortunately for us, Will Rikers remake of "Simply Irresistable" by Robert Palmer wasn't as successful as he hoped.
seanwoj This ladies is what's called bringing sexy back in the 24th century.
Bird of Prey See my vest, see my vest, made from real Riker chest...
Jonesy Clubbin' in the 24th century
Bird of Prey Riker clearly prefers 'Frame of Chest' over 'Frame of Mind'...
Bird of Prey William T. Riker in '007 - Golden Ear'
Bird of Prey Riker: ''Really? You think that all that hair on my chest would look better on my face?''
jg Behold, the smirk that launched a thousand births.
jg I came here because someone told me that there was a sexy topless picture. Not the kind of topless picture I was hoping for.
jg Riker: Anybody can wear this, but I make it look good.
Admiral Dunsel "I didn't want to be a Star Fleet Officer! No. I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!"
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Bow-Chicka Bow Wow, Number One!"
Riker: "Captain??"
Bird of Prey Riker: ''That Ferengi from last week's contest was neat - but look at MY lobe!''
Bird of Prey Although Riker is a trombonist, this scene looks more like there should be saxophone music in the background...
canary wharf Hzeisj Great article.Really thank you! Keep writing.
mwhittington Riker: Note to self: Never get drunk with a bunch of Ferengi and get a "Prince Albrox".
Miss Marple Riker WOULD have gotten away with this outfit, if it weren't for us MEDDLING KIDS!
Bird of Prey Is it only coincidence that the words 'Riker' and 'Risa' are beginning with the same syllable?
Sir Joseph Bazooka Riker liked "Games"....this evening it was
Bajoran slave,Cardassian Mistress, and this time he was the slave.
Bird of Prey Riker forgot to close his bathrobe. Deanna... doesn't mind.
Miss Marple No one has noticed it makes his ass look big!
Miss Marple Santorum means WHAT?!?!?!
Passerby It was hard not to notice Riker's earwax problem.
Skipbear Goes better with a beard.
Bird of Prey Chief O'Brien considered it being very suspicious that Commander Riker was wearing his wife's kimono...
Mr. Worf George Takei . I'll get you for this !!!!!! Nice April fools joke BUDDY !!!
Borg Riker hopes showing a little skin will get him in DITL's Caption Comp
Borg Riker, Commander, First Officer, Adult Movie Star!
Mr. Worf The Captain did say this was a casual dinner ?!
Miss Marple Riker: Move along, nothing to see here.
Everyone else: laughter
Bird of Prey Oh my, that's more chest hair than on a mugato!
Admiral ED I'm too sexy for my shirt
Bird of Prey Riker's too sexy for his shirt...
drmrs The Mike Tyson anti-biting ear guard. drmrs 7/5/2014 Rockville, MD
Frankie Chestnuts Normally, after a night of heavy drinking with his buddies, Riker wakes up with a mustache drawn on his face and his hand in a bucket of water.
.
Last night, he must have been VERY drunk.
Bird of Prey Being sexy in spite of a hearing aid - only William T. Riker can pull that off!
McFortner Hawaiian shirts don't get any better in the future.
Borg In a desperate attempt to stop the Borg something goes terribly terribly wrong!
Borg Riker is about to find out if the spots go all the way down!
Borg Nip slips INNNN SPAAAAAACE!!
Frankie Chestnuts Embarrassing visits to the proctologist...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
mikey "Set phasers to FABULOUS!"
EMH_MkI Riker: I'm sure glad I'm not in a caption contest. I mean, it would be SUPER embarrassing.
EMH_MkI Data: Smoother than a baby's bottom, Commander? I don't believe so.
Riker: Touché.
EMH_MkI Data: Commander I need to have a word with you.
Riker: Uh, now's not the time. I'm- this isn't what you think.
Data: You were waiting for Counselor Troi, were you not? To initiate intimate relations if I'm not mistaken.
Riker: Yes, I mean, no.
Troi: *walks in* ... ... ... I'm going to leave you two alone. *walks out* *snickers*
Riker: DAMMIT!!!
EMH_MkI Riker: Do you know what I have in my pocket? Well do you? DO YOU!?!?
Troi: No, I can see clearly what you have quite clearly.
EMH_MkI Riker: I hate shaving my beard sometimes... but that's not ALL I hate to shave!
EMH_MkI Riker: I don't always wear shiny robes and a huge earring. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend.
Bird of Prey Riker's dark past caught up with him when Deanna found that weird Bajoran porn movie he once stared in...
Miss Marple You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
Mr. Worf Dianna : Will !!!!! get my retainer outa your ear !!!!!
DBB Riker, his robe open.
Miss Marple Riker's character's "musical talent"
was replaced with "tromboner"
after
"singing and stripping to Gypsy Rose Lee's" Let me Entertain You"
was rejected by the Network Censors.
Miss Marple Riker's character's "musical talent"
was replaced with "trombonist"
after
"singing and stripping to Gypsy Rose Lee's" Let me Entertain You"
was rejected by the Network Censors.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear, and his constant singing and dancing to show tunes, Riker was never able to keep a roommate
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear, and his constant singing and dancing to "YMCA", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "The Girl From Impanema", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant singing of "OOPS! -I did it again", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant singing of "The Lumberjack Song", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "up all night to get lucky", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
Miss Marple Between his taste in leisure wear and his constant humming of "Bolero", Riker was never able to keep a roommate.
mikey "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Ball!"
Miss Marple Replicator? No, I whipped this outfit up myself!
Miss Marple After a long day in a RED SHIRT, how do you relax?
Miss Marple Picard: This is the LAST "Casual Friday" EVER!
jg Riker: Yes, I do look that damn good.
N'tran DS 12 Smirk of the Month club
N'tran DS 12 Precioussssss...
N'tran DS 12 And here is Mr. Alaska in an aqua Tholian silk lounging robe and a Bajoran earring collection
MLCoolJ If you think this is tacky, you should see the other ear.
woodside Forego the manly beard or forego kissing Deanna Troi; quite the dilemma.
woodside How to tell if you're watching a good TNG episode:
Step 1: does Riker have a beard?
The Geek Hairy-chested metrosexual... IN SPAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts When sweeps week goes wrong...
Terribly wrong.
Miss Marple THIS is why Riker can't keep a roommate.
jg Here is a rare glimpse at an ego inhibitor implant.
jg When Riker wakes up, hungover and broke, he'll look back at this moment and regret saying, "any piercing will do."
11001001 Deanna: "I know that you want to be a captain more than anything but do you really have to be on your Bluetooth right now?"
11001001 *Views caption comp. Looks around the room. Deletes web browsing history.
Nerd907 Do a Google Image search for this. Have fun!
Nerd907 Commander William Riker, here demonstrating everything wrong with TNG Season 1
Nerd907 Hey Deanna! I got a mistletoe earring! Good thing I'm taller than you.
Nerd907 Hey Deanna! I got a mistletoe earring!
Miss Marple Another "showing more cleavage for ratings" gone wrong.
Admiral Adam Riker was nearly court-martialed from Star Fleet for his inappropriate "Dress like a Bajorian"-Day parody costume.
Admiral Adam Early in his intelligence training Elim Garak has some spectacular fashion failures, not to mention a chance encounter with the Enterprise's First Officer.
Admiral Adam The Fabulous hair-styling of Mr. Mot (barber of the stars)
Admiral Adam Picard: You're look FABULOUS, Number 1!
Mr. Worf These new ear communicators are not going to work out for most of the men , and they new uniforms are a bit drafty.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Please, Deanna... You said that what happens on Risa, STAYS on Risa!"
Frankie Chestnuts ...and from the "Wesley Crusher Collection"... Here we have Willy looking smart in a very delicate demi-coat in powder blue, Romulan silk.
.
Thank you, Willy.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Please Deanna... PLEASE don't make me do this again!"
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Number One??? I got your Number One... RIGHT HERE!!"
Miss Marple ...and you thought your annual physical exam was humiliating!
Miss Marple "Make it so!" only works for Picard.
Miss Marple In the future contraception is easy
because people voted intelligently in the NOW.
MLCoolJ I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
Miss Marple Jonathan Frakes: You wanna talk smack about how I'M dressed? Well, first move your LARPing asses out of your parents' basements, and THEN we'll talk.
Miss Marple Zoolander... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple Male models... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple I call this look "The Ali Baba".
Miss Marple I call this look "The Ali Baba", and I've got your "Open Sesame" right here.
CLOSE SESAME!
Miss Marple All too late he realizes: Star Trek has made him its bitch...
Miss Marple All too late he realizes: Star Trek has made him its bitch...
We knew the whole time...
Miss Marple I call this look "The Fabio".
Miss Marple Wardrobe malfunction ... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Holosuite Romance Novels gone bad.
Miss Marple -a little wax here? -anybody?
Miss Marple Metro-sexualization gone bad-der.
Miss Marple "Ear worms" in the bright & shiny future: still as annoying, still as hard to ignore.
C. W. Perkins Now, not only did Riker have absolute proof that Data was fully functional, but he also had proof that the android's aim as well as his sexual preference was a little off.
Frankie Chestnuts ...and yet ANOTHER rejected Holosuite program.
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Ooooh, my!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Well hello, there!"
Frankie Chestnuts Riker: "Greek massage??? Anyone?? Greek massage?"
Frankie Chestnuts Rejected Prototype Borg Implants
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE...!!
Frankie Chestnuts Rejected Prototype Borg Implants
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE...!!
The Geek "I don't always get my ears pierced, but when I do, I get one ear pierced 47 times. Stay freaky, friends."
mckinneyc The inspiration for all future Bajorans!
The Geek Troi (offscreen): "Imzadi, somebody poured molten aluminum on your ear."
Riker: (scoffs) Really? Again? Boy, if I had a bar of gold-pressed latinum for every time somebody poured molten aluminum on my ear..."
The Geek Oh yeah, ladies. He's single.

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