Caption Competition

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Man: ''I have to tell you a secret. My great-grandfather was a Gorn!'' Woman: ''Wow, I would've never guessed that!''
Avatar	Funny thing is... our clothes had the same colour a moment ago.
jg	Woman: That's not an Orion Slave man, that's my husband!
jg	This poor guy. After a long night of drinking, he finds out that she wasn't an Orion slave girl he made out with, just a regular girl with green make-up. Also, his wallet is missing.
jg	and Neelix's Warp Core Chili claims another victim
eieio44	man: My god i need to lay off the coniferous vegtables. Woman: NOOOOO. NOT VEGTABLES!!!
Bill	Don't make him Angry! You won't like him when he's Angry!
Frankie Chestnuts	Female: "DEAR GOD!!! Civet Cat Coffee is made of WHAT??"
Bird of Prey	The Bajoran is always greener on the other side!
Varthikes	Always be sure you're clean before you kiss someone.
Chromedome	Now THAT is how you do a wedgie!
Bird of Prey	Not even the Bajorans themselves can digest hasperat that well...
Bird of Prey	Man: ''Don't look so shocked, I've told you all about my health problems when we married!''
EMH_MkI	Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOD THE HORROR!!!
EMH_MkI	Director: Now we just apply the green screen filter aaaannnd... OH GOT THE HORROR!!!
EMH_MkI	"Baby I think I've left my keys in the car!" "QUICK SOMEONE CALL POP-A-LOCK!"
Bird of Prey	The fans' varying reactions to Star Trek: Into Darkness.
sentinel64	For the gentleman, the Klingon buffet may have turned him green and hit the gut hard... but for the lady... she realized that what goes does easy also come also easier... and quicker.
TTP	Woman: oh my god he's GREEEEEEEEEEEN (screams) Man: I am? Oh I am.
Bird of Prey	Woman: ''Finally I have found a suit that matches the color of my husband's skin!''
Bird of Prey	Woman: ''It's green!''
Bird of Prey	I totally hate these overacting salespeople in Bajoran informercials!
Frankie Chestnuts	Ricky: "Lucy... You got some splainin' to do..." Lucy: "WAAAAAaaaaaaa"
EMH_MkI	I believe this is a case of St.Patrick's day gone horribly wrong...
Miss Marple	Lactous intollerance... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	She is curious (yellow).
Miss Marple	Pulp Fiction... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey	Man: ''I, uh... seem to have lost the key to our shuttle...'' Woman: ''By the Prophets! Now we are stuck in this godforsaken space station!''
Frankie Chestnuts	Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Bird of Prey	Man: ''There is a tiny stain on the floor!'' Woman: ''This hotel is unhygienic!''
Bird of Prey	Man: ''Wait, where is my latinum?'' Woman: ''THIEVES!!!''
Bird of Prey	Bajoran comedy: Really weird and hard to understand for outsiders.
mckinneyc	He is, he is green
Ithekro	It's not easy being green. Yeah, well try being yellow!
Yearling	The only difference between men and women in the future? The depth of their V-necks.
Bird of Prey	''Ugh, my stomach! Damn that Quark! The Saurian Brandy he sold me was definitely spoiled!''
McFortner	Oh, girl, where did you get those shoes? I'm green with envy!
McFortner	Very funny, O'Brien. Now beam us our pants.
Sandusky	Vinny suddenly realized he was missing his iso-quantum handheld massager.
Bird of Prey	Wife: ''I'll divorce you! You have an affair with that Orion girl!'' Husband: ''How did you find out?''
Frankie Chestnuts	Early entries into the "DS9 Annual Kermit and Miss Piggy Look-Alike Contest" The perennial favorites are Quark and Odo. (Quark would be Miss Piggy)
Frankie Chestnuts	Female: "WOW!! I haven't had gas this bad since I last had pickled gagh at Quark's."
Bird of Prey	HULK... CAN'T FIND HIS KEYS!
MLCoolJ	Okay, who the [BLEEP] put green dye in the swimming pool?
Miss Marple	An out-take from the dance scene in Beetlejuice.
synthetic commander	it is... it is .... it is green
Frankie Chestnuts	Another one of those things, once seen, can never be un-seen: "Walking in on Quark in a Holo-Suite"
Frankie Chestnuts	Green Guy: " Wow!! Is that my spleen?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Woman: "Oh my God!!!! Justin Bieber!!!!" Man: "I do believe I'm going to be sick..."
Miss Marple	Woman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's NEVER easy being green.
Miss Marple	It isn't easy being green...
Haiku	(very poorly done Haiku) Man and wife on date Both have eaten way too fast Belch and gas begin.
Foxbat	"Honey, if I can't find my wallet soon, you're going to have to wash dishes..." "No!!!!!"
Foxbat	OH MY GOD! I ATE THE BONES!!!
Frankie Chestnuts	Male: "No... I'm not Orion... Why do you ask?"
Frankie Chestnuts	GREEN!!! Why is it ALWAYS GREEN??
Frankie Chestnuts	Non-Green Female: "Oh my God!!! YOU ate the fish!!?? I ATE THE FISH ALSO!!!"
Jonesy	Don't take the brown acid.
Jim	I think that I am pregnant
MLCoolJ	insert bad porn music
Cyrus Ramsay	Miles: "I'm an engineer, not a doctor!"
Ktasay	While playing a Kira piano, Miles hits the fabled 'G-note'
Ktasay	Why didn't you warm your hands up first Miles!

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