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Miss Marple You say: "demagogue ", I say po-TAH-to...
Miss Marple Frederick Frankenstein: ♪“If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go, why don’t you go, where fashion sits…”♫
Garak: "POO TMMM ANNGH MA RIIITZ!!”
Miss Marple Little known fact: Garak's command of the "third wave ska" scene, along with his stint as a back-up singer for the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, made him a "favorite" on DS-9 Talent Nights. Here we see him doing his ♫ ♩... putting on the Ritz... / Zoot Suit Riot! medley.
Miss Marple Thirty days hath September... oh, thank GOD!
Miss Marple Which month has 28 days? -They ALL do, get it?
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Whoa, hang on. Put that gun away... I don't write these stupid captions...
I just have to stand here all month!
Frankie Chestnuts CRIMES OF FASHION...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
ilandra I didn't even touch the donuts!
Miss Marple Sorry, Frankie, but if the Beatles are a better band than the Stones, how come aren't they still together? -Am I right? Listen, the Stones are sill on tour ...IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
EMH_MkI Unfortunately, Gul Dukat's mosquito clapping abilities were less than impressive.
EMH_MkI No, no, and no, everyone. I'm holding up FOUR fingers.
EMH_MkI The Fonz lives on in the 24th century.
EMH_MkI "Not I," said the Cardassian.
Drakey FAAAABULOOOOOOUS!
Frankie Chestnuts "No, no... I'm serious. I hear Terry's thinking about leaving the show at the end of the season."
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Hey, hey, hey... I'm not saying that the Stones aren't a great band... I just like The Beatles better."
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Hold on there. I'm not Cardassian. I'm French... I surrender. "
Miss Marple ♫ Happy Birth-day, Mister President ♫... -Everybody LOVES a Marilyn Monroe impersonator.
N'tran DS 12 Enemy Mime
Miss Marple If you like my tiny vest, you're gonna love my chaps.
Bird of Prey Garak: '' There may be four lights, but there are ten fingers!''
Bird of Prey Garak: '' There may be for lights, but there are ten fingers!''
Miss Marple Remember when you were a kid...
and aunts and uncles would visit...
and after they left, Mom or Dad would close the door, turn around, and say:
"IF YOU KIDS EVER ACT LIKE THAT AGAIN IN FRONT OF ONE OF MY RELATIVES..."
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I didn't do it, I swear!''
Odo: ''Do what? I didn't accuse you of anything.''
Garak: ''In this case.. Uh... Never mind, forget that I said anything!''
jg Station personel found Garak's body three days after the picture was taken. Multiple stab wounds and blunt force traua was the cause of death. Actual cause of death was the fact Klingons hate mimes more than humans do.
Bird of Prey Odo: ''Can I throw Garak into the brig for his annoying new hobby?''
Sisko: ''What is his annoying new hobby?''
Odo: ''Yodeling!''
Miss Marple STOP PRETENDING YOUR RACISM IS PATRIOTISM ...just sayin' ...
Wankie Chestnuts "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time girl!"
AJ I'm well versed in human customs. Now that I've washed my hand in innocence, you cannot do anything to me!
What do you mean Pilate got executed in the end anyway?
MR. WORF Listen everyone !!! LISTEN !!!! Ok ..... It was I that befouled the washroom ; must have been Quarks " Quadurant Chilli "
Thhhhhhhaaa ...... Oh that stinks !!!!
Frankie Chestnuts ELIM GARAK:
He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians.
Fr ELIM GARAK:
He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians.
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: No, No, No... I'm NOT a Trump supporter. ALL Cardassians are racist, xenophobic, misogynistic bullies.
Miss Marple It is "visual cacophony" like this that make you miss the old black and white TVs.
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I 've tailored my clothes myself, why do you ask?''
N Who called the fashion police?
Bird of Prey Garak: ''Have you ever heard... of the Cardassian mind trick?''
*awkwardly waves his hands around*
Captain Redbeard Cornered, Garek remembered his Obsidian Order training. He raised his hands and aimed the mini-phaser in his fake pinky finger.
Captain Redbeard Everybody STOP! It's Hammer time.
Dee I do love keeping up with the Cardassians, I said Cardassians not Kardashians.
Dee Look if you are going to fight please do it outside and through the airlock.
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I wash my hands in innocence! Or the blood of the innocent. I can never tell those two apart.''
jg Garak: Oh sure, blame the Cardassian. I didn't choke the Bolian last month.
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Sure, Sure... I realize bow ties are cool. It's just... Where do I put it??"
Mr. Worf ALRIGHT Gentlemen !!!!! Calm down , the store sale isn't on today , It's Free clothing all day tomorrow.
Bird of Prey Garak: ''That's the advantage of being a tailor! You always have a good excuse when they find your fingerprints all over the clothes of the murder victim!''
mikey (To Baltimore police) "I don't have anything in my hands! I'm not resist-" *shots fired*
Bird of Prey Garak: ''Vic Fontaine gives everyone else advice concerning their personal problems. But the only thing he has showed me so far was how to do jazz hands.''
Bird of Prey Garak: ''On Cardassia, only the cool people wear suspenders, not the dorks!''
Admiral Dunsel "Take my wife ... please".
Miss Marple If we don't do something about the Cardassian immigrants, there is gonna be a tailor shop on every corner…
N'tran DS 12 Parallels, Equilibrium, Body Parts, Balance of Terror, In the Hands of the Prophets...
Have I missed any?
Catspaw.
Miss Marple Garak auditions for a role in a remake of Absolutely Fabulous -DS9.
Miss Marple I don't THINK I'm color blind, why do you ask?
Miss Marple Fashion Week ...IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
C.W.Perkins Garak: Don't leave me hanging boys.
Odo: Hmmm...Hanging...I like the vision that phrase gives me.
Garak: You would.
DBB Garak: So, I'm just to stand here like this until someone patties my cake?
O'Brian: It's Patty Cake, Garak. It's a kids game.
DBB Here's another joke. I heard this one from O'Brian. It features a man from a city on Earth called Nantucket who has some very interesting physical attributes.
DBB "Now, now. The USS Discovery doesn't look all that bad, guys. Right?"
Frankie Chestnuts Unfortunately for EVERYONE on the Promenade, Garak supplemented his income with street performances every Friday evenings.
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Hey, back off! I MAY have an abrasive personality... but hands are NOT small.... and I DON'T have that glowing orange skin."
Random Garak: it wasn't me, you can ask Quark. Not that he's trust worthy but it wasn't me
whoami "I'M JUST SAYING!"
Miss Marple I tell you: it's like Casablanca, but without the Nazis...
Miss Marple I refuse to wear Spanx. What you see is what you get.
Miss Marple I refuse to wear Spanx. What you see is what you get.
Miss Marple It's always about the vest with you. (cf google "Why Men Love Lingerie: Rat Study Offers Hints")
MeisterUmbreon I am not saying that it has been the Bajorans, but it has been the Bajorans!
Nedge Easy, now, I'm not the one who brought up Cardassian circumcision; I simply added an experienced voice to the conversation.
N'tran DS 12 Hands Up, Don't Shoot works very well when the local Constable doesn't carry a weapon.
layni Okay guys
I said leave EU was a possibility, not something to do absolutely
N'tran DS 12 Cardassian Spy...Not Kardashian Shy
mwhittington Garak: You haven't seen anything until you've seen...Cardassian JAZZ HANDS!!
PHRobertson "Stop... Garak Time!"
Miss Marple Garak's "Blue Steel" pose fail.
Miss Marple Now, now... I'll get to each one of you...
Bird of Prey Garak: ''I decided to make use of some of my non-tailor related skills for my new promotional campaign. Buy two suits from me, and you get one assassination for free!''
Admiral Dunsel Before DS9, Garak had tried out for various roles in many other TV series.
Here's a shot of his screen test as Mork for the 'Mork & Mindy' show, doing the "Na-Nu Na-Nu" routine.
Niall Johnson There are ten lights!!!!
Niall Johnson It's not mine!
jg Garak: Can't we all just get along?
Miss Marple That wasn't me.
Bird of Prey Garak: ''And what is the name of this completely ridiculous Earth dance?''
Bashir: ''It's the Macarena!''
Bird of Prey Garage: ''And what is the name of this completely ridiculous Earth dance?''
Bashir: ''It's the Macarena!''
Frankie Chestnuts Garak does his best "Frenchman" imitation: A combination of Mime and "Surrender Monkey".
Frankie Chestnuts Garret does his best "Frenchman" imitation: A combination of Mime and "Surrender Monkey".
Miss Marple So I said: "Wait a minute, yes, they ARE cakes, but you need to leave'em in the urinal."
AJ No, NOOOOO, I will not let Kira perform the Bayoran Death Pinch on me!
Miss Marple Garak embraces his inner Marcel Marceau...
Miss Marple Just wait until you read "Harry Potter, Book 10"
Miss Marple Little known fact: Playing "Charades" remains incredibly popular... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Chromedome "10 syllables? You gotta be joking! You don't even know any words that long!"
jg Garak: Look buddy, I swear I didn't know she was married. Good catch for a Klingon.
C.W.Perkins Garak: Do these look like the hands that could've killed Kenny?
Odo: Yes.
Sisko: You bastard.
Garak: I'm boned.
ncc1701bulldog Kira: "What is Garak up to?"
Odo: "He's been studying the Federation cultural database again."
Kira: "What was he looking up?"
Odo: "Some form of ancient entertainment used on Earth. I forget what it's called--"
Sisko: "It's called 'miming', Constable."
ncc1701bulldog Garak: "I'm a little teapot short 'n stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout!"
Nerys: "For the love of the Prophets, Garak shut up!"
ncc1701bulldog Garak: "I'm a little teacup short 'n stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When i get all steamed up then I shout!"
Nerys: "For the love of the Prophets, Garak shut up!"
ncc1701bulldog Garak: "I'm a little teacup short 'n stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When i get all steamed up then I shout!"
Nerys: "For the love of the Prophets, Garak shut up!"
Miss Marple Unfortunately, 'Hands Up, Don't Shoot' endures...even into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
McFortner OK, stop me if you heard this one. A monk, a clone and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together...
McFortner ♫ And now it's Springtime for Founders and
Dominion!
Winter for the UFP.
Our ships are ruling outer space,
Conquering your entire race! ♪
N'tran DS 12 For a fashionable tailor, your ensemble is not particularly attractive.
N'tran DS 12 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy,
Two out of four,
Not bad Mr. Garak
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "WHOA... Back off! Put that knife down! I never touched her. And how was I to know she was only 14??"
Bryan Moore While durable, easy to clean, and allowing a better view of his merchandise from the Promenade, Garak quickly regretted redesigning his shop with transparent aluminum walls.
Bryan Moore "And we killed 'this many' Weyoun clones!"
Bryan Moore "And so I say to the ghost, 'No, THESE are spirit fingers!'"
Admiral Adam "JAZZ HANDS!"
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "I swear to God... The vole was THIS BIG!"
Frankie Chestnuts TONIGHT!!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
SHOWTIME ON THE PROMENADE!!!
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Hey, hey, hey... Calm down... I'm not saying that Picard was a better captain than Kirk. Let's just look at the facts."
Miss Marple Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
Miss Marple "They're baaaaaa-aaaack!"
C.W.Perkins Wax on...Wax off.
ncc1701bulldog Garak: "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me..."
DS9 crew in chorus: "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!"
ncc1701bulldog Bashir: "Garak, remind me how many women you impregnated during the Cardassian Occupation."
Garak: "Ten doctor, including your mother."
ncc1701bulldog "Do these colors make my breasts look big?"
*DS9 senior staff nods in agreement.*
Bird of Prey Garak: ''Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...''
ncc1701bulldog Bad hair. Small hands. Xenophobic tendencies. Donald Trump is definitely part Cardassian.
ncc1701bulldog Bashir and O'Brien demonstrate "two girls, one cup" for Garak.
ncc1701bulldog "Patty cake, patty cake, tailor's men. Sew up a suit as fast as you can. Thread it, and stitch it, then smile with glee. This tailor's more than the eye can see."
ncc1701bulldog "The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout..."
ncc1701bulldog "... and then I grabbed her breasts, like so..."
C.W.Perkins See? I washed my hands.
C.W.Perkins Whoooaaa now Bud! Be careful where you point that phaser! I made a perfectly legal move!
Miss Marple So now you know the "color of the girl" in THIS month's caption competition.
Miss Marple It's gonna be YUUUUUUUUUUGE!
Frankie Chestnuts Jazz Hands....
IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!

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