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Bird of Prey Reed: ''I know this ship like the back of my hand. Mainly because I have drawn a map of the former on the latter. Let's see... This should be Deck C, Corridor 11...''
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Sometimes, I am just lying here and watch the stars...''
Trip: ''These are not stars. They are the lamps on the ceiling.''
Reed: ''Party pooper.''
N'tran DS 12 1960's had the British Invasion.
2150's had the British Inversion.
Rictheron Sudden Political Ad Dementia is a terrible disease striking more and more citizens everyday. SPAD is characterized by apathy, cynicism, sarcasm, and seizures must be combated with education and thought otherwise victims can end up rolling around like sick Targs.
SpaceTruckin "Yeah, we sat him down and made him watch the entire series. He kind of went comatose after the Borg episode......."
N'tran DS 12 Decked
Mr. Worf I think the gravity needs some adjustment .
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Woah! That damn cook used too many jalapeños again!''
mwhittington Most British people are all "stiff upper lip". Reed took it a step further with "stiff upper body ".
N'tran DS 12 "I was sure there was no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip."
Bird of Prey Trip: ''I thought that this is only a stereotype, but it's apparently true. You Brits ARE all incredibly stiff!''
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Have... to... open... collar.. button...To... tight... Can't... breath...''
N'tran DS 12 Every alien seem to beat up the Captain easily.
I get decked in the first round of sparring with him.
Not good.
N'tran DS 12 NO! Porthos NO! Bad dog.
Mr. Worf I'LL RIGHT CAPTAIN !!! YOU WIN , I'LL BE THE WOMEN THIS TIME .
N'tran DS 12 Lower Decks
Miss Marple Et tu, Brute?
Frankie Chestnuts The results of an encounter with an anti-social clown and a 220V joy buzzer.
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What do you get if you cross a Security Officer with one of those little fainting goats?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What was the line voltage used on the early NX-Class Starships, prior to the major safety changes in the late 22nd century?
AJ T'Pol: I find your lack of logic disturbing.
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Hey, Captain, check out our new carpet! It's so heavenly comfy!''
Bird of Prey Trip: ''Malcolm! Are you okay? What happened!?''
Reed: ''Have... seen... Dr. Phlox... NAKED...''
Miss Marple No matter how far we come in terms of tolerance and empowerment, there are still consequences when you call someone a bitch, REED!
Frankie Chestnuts An aficionado of mid-twentieth century New Wave Music, Malcolm would entertain the bridge crew with his "Rock Lobster" dance.
Miss Marple May god strike me dea…
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Since I have to stay down here for a while, I can as well use the time to practice the dance moves to the Ketchup Song.''
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Since I have to stay down here for a while, I can as well use the time to practice the Macarena.''
Bird of Prey Malcolm learned the hard way that you should not feed Dr. Phlox after midnight!
Mr. Worf Damn .... If I can just reach my camera , I can get a shot of T'pol bending down at me. What a shot !!!!
Miss Marple Smitten... to the EXTREME!
AJ He insisted on watching Star Trek V.
Horta not Vorta Ride Him Ho shi!
Bird of Prey He stunned himself! You'd think that if someone knows how to handle a phase pistol with care, it would be him...
ithekro Oil can. Oil can.
Guinness.
Miss Marple Trump said WHAT?
Frankie Chestnuts Reed: "Rowdy Roddy Piper was here, and he was all out of gum."
RIP
Miss Marple "Fainting Goat-boy" -the nickname he was never able to shake off.
Of course, "Trip" was really no prize either.
Miss Marple Overacting… IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Admiral Dunsel Frank: Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator and step up the reactor power input (audience: THREE MORE TRIANGLES!) three more points!
Janet: Oh Brad!
Brad: It’s all right Janet!
Frank: Oh, Rocky!!
Reed: Unnngggghhhh!
Premonition_45 Reed: "My only regret... is that I have... boneitis!"
Premonition_45 Trip: My only regret... is that I have... boneitis!
Premonition_45 Trip: My only regret... is that I have... boneitis!
Bird of Prey When there is absolutely nothing to shot, ignite or to blow up, Reed's only other hobby is intensely starring at the ceiling for hours.
Jonesy "....my....pills...."
AJ Apology accepted, mr Reed.
AJ Not shown in this image: T'Pol in black leather, wielding a riding crop.
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Klingons can spend the whole night sleeping on bare metal. And am lying on this floor for only five minutes, and I get horrible cramps in my back!''
N'tran DS 12 You are vertical, this is horizontal, it's best not to confuse the two.
Chromedome But what is his OTHER hand doing? That's what we REALLY want to know!
Chromedome It's all very well telling me to lie on the floor and writhe about, but WHAT is my characters motivation for this scene? I'm a method actor, darling, I need something to work with!
Chromedome Don't ... gasp ... use ... wretch ... the ... shudder ... head!
hgirl4848 well since all the other red shirts are doing it
Bird of Prey Reed: ''Note to self, never again ask T'Pol if she will be your hand-to-hand combat sparring parter. Being thrown onto the ground within the first five seconds is just too embarrassing...''
Phoenix Tragedy struck when Reed saw the intro to Enterprise...
Samus Reed: "Kiss me Trip"
N'tran DS 12 Officer down.
Borg Reed can't handle the canon inconsistencies ethier...
Borg When the beat drops
EMH_MkI Malcolm calls this dance move "The Torpedo."
TS He just saw the preview for the final episode of "Enterprise."
Miss Marple J-J-J-jon....Stu...Stewart.... Jon Stewart... Jon, Jon...
I can't believe he's gone!
Frankie chestnuts Reed, always the scholar, demonstrates primitive sign language. Here he shows the sign for "constipation".
Bird of Prey Reed: ''I really should have told the Captain about my arachnophobia, before he sent me on the mission to meet the ambassador of Tarantula IV...''
Talyere Rosat Malcolm to T'pol: Looks like pon farr came early.
AJ As the series prgressed, Reed's attempts to work the stick out of his ass became more and more desperate.
AJ "What happened to him?"
"Oh, nothing, it's just that Mayweather had more than one line in this episode."
AJ No, please don't hurt me! I'll never say anything good about 'these are the voyages' again.
PegasusJF Reed's hand: "Stop hitting yourself", , "Stop hitting yourself"...
PegasusJF A "bitch slap" is degrading, doubly so when it is your own hand that slaps you.
N'tran DS 12 "Petrificus Totalus."
The Geek Reed (thinking): "Why do I even keep the phase pistol next to my shaver?!?"
The Geek The surprise colonoscopy on the Bridge rendered Reed unable to leave his "Happy Place".
The Geek Poor bastard. If had read the appropriate entry in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, he would have known better than to chug a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
The Geek The reaction of every Democrat in America if Trump actually becomes President.
Miss Marple Slide #11 from the Federation’s “Bullying in the Workplace” presentation.
Miss Marple Yes... I AM wearing a red undershirt... why do you ask?
Tobias You went full Shatner, man. Never go full Shatner.
mckinneyc I've left the stove on!
Miss Marple Bitch slapped... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey Phlox: ''Rigor mortis? What is that?''
Reed: ''I don't believe it! You claim to be a doctor, and you have never even heard of rigor mortis!?''
Phlox: ''Well, no. Can you perhaps describe it to me?''
Reed: ''Well, it looks sorta like this.''
Miss Marple If only he had heeded his mother’s advice… but it was too late, and he froze that way.
Miss Marple Charades... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
PegasusJF Sad as it was, the hand did what it had to do, for Reed's addition to Poetry Night on the Enterprise would have drove the crew insane.
PegasusJF Phlox: Ah, there you are Lieutenant, don't worry, the paralysis and mind blowing pain you feel is simply the Denobulan Soul Crusher parasite doing its work. You'll be right as rain in about a month.
PegasusJF Just remember kids: Never....EVER...listen to Vogon poetry.
PegasusJF The Ministry of Silly Walks finally lost the last of its funding after what happened to Lt. Reed.
PegasusJF Some people just choke under pressure, for Reed his entire body collapses and his hand tries to strangle himself.
PegasusJF I used to be the tactical officer for Earth's mightiest ship, but then I took a phaser blast to the knee.
PegasusJF "I NEED TO STOP HITTING MYSELF!"
PegasusJF It finally dawned on Reed that he simply must stop hitting himself!
Guybrush "Our ratings are down here somewhere!"
Frankie Chestnuts Always the cut-up... Reed loved to entertain the bridge crew with his Michael Jackson "Thriller" routine.
Bird of Prey Reed: ''That's it! It's over! The end! My back has touched the ground, and thus I have lost the limbo contest!''
MLCoolJ Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time!
EMH_MkI Malcolm (thinking): Note to self: No more pressure point sessions with Trip.
Miss Marple … I find that sometimes it’s just easier to find the contacts if you lie on the floor and look around at an oblique angle …
Miss Marple When he said "you could knock him over with a feather", he wasn't joking!
Miss Marple Ever the exhibitionist, Malcolm always took the "Hokey Cokey" too far.
DBB Must undo top button...can't breathe...room darkening...
DBB Reed: "This new carpeting is so plush. Really, feel it."
Archer: *tired* Reed. Just get back to your station.
DBB T'Pol: Mr. Reed. This is the third time I've caught you wriggling toward me on the floor. Does this have anything to do with my decision to wear a dress today?
Reed: What?! No. No, uh... I, um, dropped a, uh... You only saw me three times?
DBB Producer: Hey, everyone! They renewed us for a 5th season!
Dominic Keating: *thump, gurgles*
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone hears Shatner singing.
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone first watches "The Final Frontier"?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when Mayweather gets more than three lines in an episode?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox cutting his toenails?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees T'Pol naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
MLCoolJ Hearing that a creature called a "basilisk" had come aboard Enterprise, Malcolm Reed decided to confront the beast--with tragic results.
Miss Marple Much to the entire crew's envy, Reed won every breakdance competition by ending with his signature "freeze".
Bird of Prey Trip: ''You were complaining that the artificial gravity on this ship is too low, so I have adjusted it. Is it more to your liking now?''
Reed: *can barely breathe*

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