Caption Competition

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Woman: ''Is it a boy or a girl?'' Man: ''You do realize that some species have more than just these two options?''
Bird of Prey	Woman: ''Look, he has the ears of his father!'' Man: ''Unfortunately, his father is a Ferengi.''
Frankie Chestnuts	Waking up in the "Bad Trip Tent" at Woodstock... You shouldn't have taken the "Brown Acid".
Frankie Chestnuts	Waking up in the "Bad Trip Tent" at Woodstock.
Frankie Chestnuts	Waking up in the "Land of Floating Heads".
Miss Marple	How many fingers am I holding up? THOSE ARE YOUR FINGERS?!?!?!
Miss Marple	Ocompans always secure their straight jackets in the back. That way we can ALL pretend we are not crazy.
Miss Marple	Ocompans, out of courtesy, always secure their straight jackets in the back. Canadians look rude by comparison!
Miss Marple	Ocompans, out of courtesy, always secure their straight jackets in the back.
l8ton	pov thinks: either i've just farted or i've landed on the planet smug
Bird of Prey	Woman: ''Oooh, beautiful! What is this? A marble?'' Man: ''No, it's a dwarf planet!''
Chromedome	It is the perfect solution. We will send the baby back through time to the early 21st century where he can fulfill his destiny as ... THE STIG!
Chromedome	Willya look at the state of those hemarroids!
Captain 8472	"These two will determine you credit rating. I hope you like mac and cheese."
Captain 8472	Doctors who use Scientology to heal. May Xenu have mercy on us all.
Captain 8472	These two are the doctors, you are the patient. House is not in today.
Captain 8472	These two are your doctors, you are the patient. This is not Princeton Plainsburro.
Captain 8472	These two are the doctors, you are the patient. This is a 'Heal by Prayer' hospital.
Captain 8472	These two are the doctors, you are the patient. I hope your Blue Cross bills are up to date.
Captain 8472	If these were my parents, I would be like Dick Chenney too.
Captain 8472	If these were my parents, I would be like Mitt Romney too.
Captain 8472	The more these two look at you, the less creepy it is, and that is the creepiest thing of all.
Miss Marple	It's a MIRACLE! In SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Ty.G	Their mugging scarred him, their love of science consumed him, their doctorates inspired him, but the glasses blinded him. He became DR. INSANO!!!
Ty.G	The parents of Dr. Insano.
silkdragon	welcom to heaven
sentinel64	Kirk: Oh no... someone transferred my mind into someone else again... but who am I now? Wait, what is that cushiony feeling on my butt... and wait... who are these weird people staring at me? NOOOOOO... I've traded minds with my neighbors baby... and I have to go poopy.
C. W. Perkins	What was their favorite rock album? The White Album of course.
C. W. Perkins	I'm going to kill my agent the next time I see him for letting them put a no blinking clause in my contract!
C. W. Perkins	We'll let you get up once you can see the green light that's above you.
Jacob	Excuse us Sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?
l8ton	welcome to heaven, thats god and i'm the woman in charge
l8ton	move your heads, that ceiling looks waaaay familiar
l8ton	woman: my name is cowell, my fellow judge is simon. welcome to interstellar x-factor man: it is already a no from me
Captain 8472	Cultists births, IN SPACE!
Captain 8472	This is the face of the NSA watching US citizens.
Captain 8472	"Damn it! Reincarnation was supposed to be a pipe dream!"
Captain 8472	This is not the sight I would want see when born.
kent	Well hello little fella
RedDwarfian	"He has your best friend's eyes..."
Bird of Prey	In Soviet Russia, Star Trek is watching YOU!
DaCaptain	Doctors: "There there.. you're going to be all white."
Bird of Prey	And in the next movie, the Enterprise crew will be wearing completely new uniforms, in design more fitting to the Abrams-Trek Enterprise bridge!
Bird of Prey	''See, Professor? I TOLD you my shrinking ray will work!''
Ty.G	Their mugging scarred him, their love of science consumed him, their doctorates inspired him, but the glasses blinded him. He became DR. INSAINO!!!
Ty.G	The parents of Dr. Insaino.
mwhittington	Woman: Fascinating! Just look at that! Man: This will need extensive study! Woman: Indeed, I look forward to it! Paris: (in background) Seriously, do you have to look in the toilet every time I use the bathroom? It's really creepy!
mwhittington	Man: What is it? Woman: It's ugly! Man: What should we do with it? Woman: Let's hit it in the head with a rock, then we can eat it!
mwhittington	Woman: Hey, there sleepy head! Man: Ah, good, he's regaining consciousness. Woman: How're ya doing? Are you ready to accept the teachings of the Church of Scientology, or do we need to watch "Threshold" again? Man: He's remarkably strong willed, we may need something stronger, like "The Final Frontier".
Ty.G	Woman: The Zen Riddle: What is so hot they're cool, yet so cool they're hot? Man: Uh... Pop Tarts? Woman: IT'S NOT POP TARTS!!!
Ty.G	Inner Monologue: You know... ever since I mentioned I was an organ donor... these two have been looking at me... very uncomfortably...
Ty.G	Man: As I was saying; the red zones in the parking area are for immediate unloading and loading ONLY, there is no parking in the white zone. Woman: No! It's the red zone is a no parking zone! sigh This is because you want me to have an abortion isn't it? Man: It really is the only sensible thing...
Frankie Chestnuts	Woman: "We are the Emergency Medical Holograms... Please state the nature of your medical emergency." Man: "What do you mean WE. I am the EMH!! YOU are just a collection of semi-organized photos." Woman: "SEMI-organized??? YOUR photons are BARELY cohesive!!" Patient: "Could I please have some help here... I'm bleeding quitebadly." Man & Woman: "SHUT UP!!!"
Captain 8472	I am confused. Are they Scientologists or Mormons...
Captain 8472	Big Brother and Big Sister are watching.
Captain 8472	"Are you going to use any measuring devices for my eye exam?
Captain 8472	I know I am a cat, but I will not mew on command.
Captain 8472	This is what you look like when looking at cat videos.
Captain 8472	Riker: I told you I wanted to be 'longer', not shorter.
Captain 8472	The perspective of one who has been on the wrong end of a shrink ray.
Captain 8472	This is what I see when the Jahova's Witnesses knock on my door.
Miss Marple	This is what it looks like in the lab the day before leaks of Apple's latest product start.
Premonition_45	"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!"
Spockinator	Breathtaking -- Seinfeld
Phil	We can see you!!
Phil	It's a boy! No it's a girl! Just smile and it will be all okay.
Miss Marple	Now I know why babies cry.
Jonesy	Proctology exam...IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
Cyrus Ramsay	If this is Heaven I am so gonna sue Dignitas.
Ruby on Rails v3.2.13 Module	Ruby on Rails v3.2.13 Module ActiveRecord::Calculations activerecord/lib/active_record/relation/calculations.rb Methods A average C calculate, count M maximum, minimum P pluck S sum Instance Public methods average(column_name, options = {}) Link Calculates the average value on a given column. Returns nil if there’s no row. See calculate for examples with options. Person.average('age') # => 3
PegasusJF	Song and dance routine in 5...4...3...
DBB	The new Parental Controls on Internet Explorer will display a pair of somewhat disappointed looking parents when sites of an adult nature are visited.
DBB	In the unpopular Voyager episode "No Fourth Wall," the characters would stop the scene and talk to the home viewer. Sometimes for several minutes.
DBB	Woman: He's got your eyes. Man: You're looking at the potted plant, dear.
DBB	Woman: "Hello, new life. We are from the Church of Scientology." Newborn: "Oh, for crying out loud."
Frankie Chestnuts	Woman: "I'm not sure if I like the White... Maybe we should have gone with the Green... or even the Yellow." Man: "I think they just look ♫ Fab-u-lous ♫ !!"
Admiral Dunsel	Rarely seen test shot for a ST: Voyager episode that was never filmed, that had been adapted by B. Bragga from an Irwin Allen script, entitled "Voyage to the Land of the Giants!"
Jason T	We're glad you've joined us. Now sit back and enjoy 7 seasons of mediocrity.
Miss Marple	Nurse: Hi. I'm going to be your nurse today. How can I give you excellent care? Patient: ahhhhnnnngg. Nurse: Well, I'll try to make that happen for you...
Frankie Chestnuts	Seven of Nine: "Doctor, does there always have to be an audience during my annual vaginal exam?" Doctor: "I'm sorry Seven... They won the lottery." Seven: "But why do I ALWAYS have to say 'We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own'?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Seven of Nine: "Doctor, does there always have to be an audience during my annual vaginal exam?" Doctor: "I'm sorry Seven... They won the lottery."
Frankie Chestnuts	Man: "I think he's coming out of it now..." Woman: "Tom... Can you hear me? ...There's been an accident..." Paris: "... Oh, my head... Are you a doctor?" Woman: "No... But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
Frankie Chestnuts	Man: "I think he's coming out of it now..." Woman: "Tom... Can you hear me? ...There's been an accident..." Paris: "... Oh my head... What happened?" Woman: "You were another victim of the 'Double Talaxian with Cheese'."
Miss Marple	OB-GYN Examinations.... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	It has been said that people can't remember much about the first three years of their lives. Here we see two reasons why.
Miss Marple	Another rejected cover for the White Album.
Miss Marple	In the future meth labs became MUCH MORE sophisticated.
MLCoolJ	Both: Ooooooooh Male: Strangers. Female: From the outside.
Miss Marple	This photo reminds me so much of the Woody Allen movie Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask).
mckinneyc	How you doin?

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