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|MR. WORF||Oh Jesus , give me strength to talk to the horta . Wait ! What the hell that's not Vulcan !!! That's Christian !!!!! Jesus Christ !!|
|Miss Marple||... and God, please help me understand Rothko ...so I don't look like an ass out in public ...again.|
|Miss Marple||♫ Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
♫ Ooooh that smell
|primoz||Spock was kicked out of Vulcan Science Academy for being too emotional.He was later seen praying to human god: God please let me into the starfleet, I promise to annoy the captain of the ship.|
|DBB||Spock: They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.|
|DBB||Nimoy collects himself in his trailer after Shatner's latest prima donna rant.|
|DBB||Why do my fingers smell like cheese?|
|DBB||Spock looks like someone's opening his search history.|
|Miss Marple||Before digital remastering, that background looked FLAWLESS.|
|Horta not Vorta||Out of his Vulcan Mind.....Back in Ten Minutes|
|PegasusJF||"And that is what Christmas is all about Jim."|
|AJ||Yes, I am absolutely sure. These really are fingers.|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Pffft! Pfffft! Oh, I seems that I lost the blade of grass!''|
|Niall Johnson||Hmmm.... Biscuit or cake....|
|Bird of Prey||Figure A: Vulcan male, meditating in order to refill his logic battery|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock (to self): "Well, I do love plomeek soup... and I know nurse Chapel did it out of kindness... I think it's just logical that I throw the bowl at her."|
|Miss Marple||Spock sniffs quietly, trying to remember if he used deodorant today.|
|Miss Marple||Spock sniffs quietly, trying to discreetly check if it is just "wet paint” on his fingers.|
|Miss Marple||Spock sniffs quietly, trying to remember if he used deodorant today.
SMELL-fies, in SPAAAAAAAAACE!
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Hmmm... It would be logical to cut my fingernails at the next available opportunity....''|
|AJ||Please, please no lense flares!|
|MLCoolJ||Move over, Philosoraptor!|
|EMH_MkI||All those years on set and Nimoy FINALLY saw "Shatner was here" scratched onto the floor...|
|EMH_MkI||On a desolate ice planet far, far, away... scribbled onto the floor were the words "Pray for Santa."|
|N'tran DS 12||T'was called the Time of Amok
This wedding and challenge of Spock's
Set up by T'Pring
Ends with Kirk dying
Except for McCoy and "Tri-Ox"
|Lt What||My mind to Santa's mind: for Christmas I would like a Vulcan action figure with a nerve pinch grip and flying enterprise ship and 3D chess set. Thank you Spock|
|The Geek||Saavik: "Any advice, Admiral?"
Kirk: "Prayer, Mr. Saavik; the Klingons don't take prisoners."
Spock: "Hail Mary, full of grace..."
Kirk: "THANK YOU, SPOCK."
|The Geek||In a rare fit of irrationality, Spock prays for the existence of Santa Claus.|
|Miss Marple||Scenery painted by Mark Rothko's less successful cousin, Chuck.|
|Miss Marple||... and Please, God, don't let those crazy captioneers mock me in my moment of...|
|Miss Marple||... and Please, God, make me a better singer than Shatner.|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Dear Surak, I know it is illogical to pray to a long deceased mortal individual, but...''|
|Mikey||"Dear Lord, please make Bill stop singing."|
|MLCoolJ||What IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?|
|dat guy||"don't let uhura be pregnant"|
|C.W.Perkins||"My mind to your mind."
Spock's way of getting in touch with himself.
|The Geek||"Yes... logic dictates that I engage in photography. And my subjects shall be women... large women."|
|The Geek||As Kirk walks to his quarters with a girl on each elbow, Spock begins calculating the odds of the night not ending in a "diplomatic incident".|
|Miss Marple||... and Please, God, could I get a less creepy paint job...|
|MLCoolJ||This is the church...this is the steeple...|
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