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| Name | Caption |
| sentinel64 | For the gentleman, the Klingon buffet may have turned him green and hit the gut hard... but for the lady... she realized that what goes does easy also come also easier... and quicker. |
| TTP | Woman: oh my god he's GREEEEEEEEEEEN (screams) Man: I am? Oh I am. |
| Bird of Prey | Woman: ''Finally I have found a suit that matches the color of my husband's skin!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Woman: ''It's green!'' |
| Bird of Prey | I totally hate these overacting salespeople in Bajoran informercials! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ricky: "Lucy... You got some splainin' to do..." Lucy: "WAAAAAaaaaaaa" |
| EMH_MkI | I believe this is a case of St.Patrick's day gone horribly wrong... |
| Miss Marple | Lactous intollerance... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | She is curious (yellow). |
| Miss Marple | Pulp Fiction... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Bird of Prey | Man: ''I, uh... seem to have lost the key to our shuttle...'' Woman: ''By the Prophets! Now we are stuck in this godforsaken space station!'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
| Bird of Prey | Man: ''There is a tiny stain on the floor!'' Woman: ''This hotel is unhygienic!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Man: ''Wait, where is my latinum?'' Woman: ''THIEVES!!!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Bajoran comedy: Really weird and hard to understand for outsiders. |
| mckinneyc | He is, he is green |
| Ithekro | It's not easy being green. Yeah, well try being yellow! |
| Yearling | The only difference between men and women in the future? The depth of their V-necks. |
| Bird of Prey | ''Ugh, my stomach! Damn that Quark! The Saurian Brandy he sold me was definitely spoiled!'' |
| McFortner | Oh, girl, where did you get those shoes? I'm green with envy! |
| McFortner | Very funny, O'Brien. Now beam us our pants. |
| Sandusky | Vinny suddenly realized he was missing his iso-quantum handheld massager. |
| Bird of Prey | Wife: ''I'll divorce you! You have an affair with that Orion girl!'' Husband: ''How did you find out?'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Early entries into the "DS9 Annual Kermit and Miss Piggy Look-Alike Contest" The perennial favorites are Quark and Odo. (Quark would be Miss Piggy) |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Female: "WOW!! I haven't had gas this bad since I last had pickled gagh at Quark's." |
| Bird of Prey | HULK... CAN'T FIND HIS KEYS! |
| MLCoolJ | Okay, who the [BLEEP] put green dye in the swimming pool? |
| Miss Marple | An out-take from the dance scene in Beetlejuice. |
| synthetic commander | it is... it is .... it is green |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Another one of those things, once seen, can never be un-seen: "Walking in on Quark in a Holo-Suite" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Green Guy: " Wow!! Is that my spleen?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Woman: "Oh my God!!!! Justin Bieber!!!!" Man: "I do believe I'm going to be sick..." |
| Miss Marple | Woman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's NEVER easy being green. |
| Miss Marple | It isn't easy being green... |
| Haiku | (very poorly done Haiku) Man and wife on date Both have eaten way too fast Belch and gas begin. |
| Foxbat | "Honey, if I can't find my wallet soon, you're going to have to wash dishes..." "No!!!!!" |
| Foxbat | OH MY GOD! I ATE THE BONES!!! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Male: "No... I'm not Orion... Why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | GREEN!!! Why is it ALWAYS GREEN?? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Non-Green Female: "Oh my God!!! YOU ate the fish!!?? I ATE THE FISH ALSO!!!" |
| Jonesy | Don't take the brown acid. |
| Jim | I think that I am pregnant |
| MLCoolJ | *insert bad porn music* |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Miles: "I'm an engineer, not a doctor!" |
| Ktasay | While playing a Kira piano, Miles hits the fabled 'G-note' |
| Ktasay | Why didn't you warm your hands up first Miles! |
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