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EMH_MkI Say hello to my little friend!
EMH_MkI Here's one pen that's definitely mightier than the sword.
Miss Marple The article in Prevention Magazine on "10 Natural Ways to Boost Your Torpedo" was obviously misinterpreted.
Miss Marple Torpedoes = scary
Lobedos =scarier
Miss Marple He is suffering
from the delusion
of being
Captain Kirk.
Frankie Chestnuts "Overcompensation?? What chu talkin' bout Ulis?
Miss Marple Laser pointers... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple You think THAT is bad? You should see his "strap on" LOBES!
N'tran DS 12 Saddle up. Lock and Load.
AJ The holodeck version of Warthunder is still in the Beta version.
N'tran DS 12 IPBM: Interplanetary Ballistic Missile
Bird of Prey ''Why did you buy a torpedo!?''
''Torpedo? I thought that's an exotic fruit!''
Richrocker Ferengi: "Let's get out of here, before anybody notices that Ferengi have no business whatsoever to be in this show!"
Premonition_45 Brunt: Listen, I think we got started off on the wrong foot. Brunt, FCA. Uh - Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"?
Kurn: I don't like soft-ass sh*t.
Brunt: Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh. Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi Exterminators:
"Roaches check in, but they don't check out!"
Frankie Chestnuts ORKIN:
Bugs want in... Ferengi's keep them out!
Miss Marple Ferengi, to self: I'll teach that dog to "fetch".
Optimuskr First day problem, finding the torpedo tube.
OptiumusKR Biggest firework show ever!
MR. WORF Janitors work is now made easier with this new weapon for unclogging toilets . Flush'em Out Of Space !!
Jasonsoago SUBJ1
Bird of Prey Never point your weapon at your friends!
Ferengi: ''But... I don't have any friends...''
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''Delivery by torpedo! Why didn't I think of that sooner!? This way, the customers will ALWAYS get their slug pizzas on time!''
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi: "Ulis... You've got to see this. It looks like numbers, slowly decreasing... And what's that ticking sound?
N'tran DS 12 Rule of Acquisition # 34: War is good for business.
MR. WORF Returns are down the corridor and to your right . Please have a receipt ready.
Bird of Prey ''Look what I just bought!''
''A torpedo? What are we supposed to do with that? You are so easy to dupe into buying worthless junk! Like that one time you gave away half of your latinum for this stupid whip!''
''Hey, the price was totally worth it! The salesman told me that this is the original whip of the real Indiana Jones!''
AdmiralM "Lets play hide the Torpedo hehehe."
Miss Marple Nowadays most 'mericans celebrate Easter by blowing up Peeps® in their microwaves.
Different cultures have different Peeps® practices.
How else would you explain "Peepshi"?
Thomasrot SUBJ1
AdmiralM "Can someone tell me where the bathroom is I have to drop a bomb?"
N'tran DS 12 M.O.A.B.
Miss Marple This is what that "little voice of reason” looks like in Bill O’Reilly’s head.
Miss Marple TWIMC,
It’s probably just a coincidence, but this photo of “an idiot with a bomb” is a frightening parallel to the current world situation.
Please consider a light, charming, and whimsical selection for next month:
Archer getting a humiliating beating could work;
Golfing would be ok, (if we don’t have to foot the bill for security).
Thanks, Sincerely, The Whole Universe
Bryan Moore Magnificent!
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''Hello, who ordered this torpedo? Nobody? Hrm, damn prank calls...''
Mikey Indiana Ferengi and the Torpedo of Doom (when you see it, you'll get it.)
Mikey (muttering:) "Who's got small lobes now?!"
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''That thing is incredibly heavy, but luckily they have these shopping carts around here...''
Miss Marple He had waited outside that "occupied" toilet LONG ENOUGH.
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi: "We have the best torpedoes. They're BEAUTIFUL! They're 10 times better than everyone else's torpedoes."
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi: "We have the best torpedoes. They're BEAUTIFUL! They're 10 times better than everyone else's torpedoes."
Frankie Chestnuts ...but does it come with a cup holder?
Frankie Chestnuts Kim Jong-un, just prior to Korea's latest missile test.
Frankie Chestnuts The Ferengi unveil their MOAT: "The Mother Of All Torpedoes"
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''Too phallic for you? Well, too bad, all Ferengi products are like that!'')
Bird of Prey Ferengi: "...and if they got a peace treaty before we arrive at the planet on time to sell these weapons to them, we'll just rebrand them as celebratory fireworks!''
AJ They see me rollin', they hatin'
Admiral Dunsel Constipation? I've got just the thing you need. This'll clear it right up!
AJ I am here to kick ass and eat slugs. And I'mm all out of slugs.
Miss Marple Targeted SPAM ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
Cyrus Ramsay Amazon drones just can't compete with Ferengi delivery systems.
Bird of Prey ''Oh, no! Not again! Whenever the negotiations with our business partners are about to reach a favorable conclusion, YOU have to step in and torpedo everything!''
Jasonsoago SUBJ1
mwhittington This is the Ferengi cure for hangovers. You just firmly bite the pointed end and press the remote deto... I mean the time release button and BOOM! Your hangover is gone!
mwhittington When the Ferengi haven't cleaned their ears for too long they have to take extreme measures.
mwhittington "Good news! It's a suppository!"
mwhittington "Say hello to my LITTLE FWIEND!
Miss Marple James Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”
Gold-pressed-latinum-finger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
Yes Nazi spies invade US submarine and steal game changing missile (Colorized 1944)
AJ "Nuclear weapon for sale! Nuclear weapon for sale! Who wants to buy a nuclear weapon?"
MLCoolJ Ferengi: Mine's bigger.
Admiral Dunsel Marvin, using the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator, attempts to destroy the Earth because "it obstructs my view of Venus".
EMH_MkI Director: "...and then he rams his torpedo into the tube..."
Miss Marple This is what you see when you're at the dentist's, and he says he needs to drill...
Bird of Prey Never point the weapon you want to sell at a potential buyer. Yes, he may buy it, simply out of fear - but he certainly won't be a return customer!
Miss Marple This is what that "little voice of reason” looks like in Donald Trump’s head.
Dan C. "Hey Muk, could you tell me where to stick this?"
Dan C. The Ferengi's early models of the Universal Translator weren't exactly what you'd call portable.
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''Your ship needs more windows? Well, I can sell you the solution to your problem!''
RedDwarfian Gentlemen, stand back. I got this.
N'tran DS 12 Hope he doesn't hit a bump.
MR. WORF Dr. Sam Becket hopping his next leap would be the leap home .... ended up here . Wait till he looks in the mirror !
Winstonked SUBJ1
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''I wonder what this button does...''
*presses button*
Torpedo: ''10, 9, 8, 7...''
Ferengi: ''Uh oh...''
MR. WORF And ! The next item up for bids on This Weapon Is Yours ; A 22nd Century torpedo , Fully functional !!
AJ The new tactical missile had a series design flaw, which this Ferengi discovered when he pushed the launch button, which is located directly behind the missile.
N'tran DS 12 The day I learned to love The Bomb.
N'tran DS 12 Go on punk, make my day.
Miss Marple Hi, Stranger...
Miss Marple Krem Jong-un
PegasusJF For frustrated Ferengi, there are alternative ways to compensate for disappointing lobes.
PegasusJF Masculine Compensation
PegasusJF "This is my weapon, there are many like but this one is mine."
MR. WORF This Ferengi won't be firing blanks !!
MR. WORF The Ferengi trader was not happy with his purchase as he was sold a dud .
AdmiralM The Dabo girls wont be laughing at me when they see size of this torpedo.
Cailus And here we have a state-of-the-art spatial torpedo, the most sophisticated guided munition in Starfleet's arsenal...and the most worthless piece of junk you'll ever find beyond Earth. That is one dumb Ferengi.
Cailus Contrary to what you might think, this Ferengi slaver is actually under-compensating.
Chromedome "Wesley Crusher is gonna get a blast outta this suppository, hehehehe!"
Chromedome "He won't negotiate, he says? Doesn't like my torpedo, he says? Doesn't like aliens, he says? I'll show that Trump fella what the Ferengi 'Art Of The Deal' is! No wall is gonna keep THIS salesman out!"
Chromedome The Ferengi eagerly prepare for Donald Trump's military spending spree.
AJ Say 'hello' to my little friend!
Bodhi "OK, listen up! You guys are going to write a good Ferengi episode or else!!!"
DBB This'll get that stupid road runner.
Bird of Prey You can take even "aggressive negotiations" too far!
Blind Mike "Say Hello to MY LITTLE FRIEND" signed The Spatial Torpedo
Miss Marple Trip: Is that a Torpedo you're stealing, or are you happy to see me?
McFortner Ferengi took their ear suppositories in the "extra-large-jumbo" size
EMH_MkI After years of searching, the Ferengi have finally found the perfect head ornament.
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi (under his breath): "...poor negotiator my ass!"
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi: "I'm sorry... I'm a bit lost. I'm looking for 1600 PENNSYLVANIA Ave."
DC Cop: "No problem... Down two blocks. Take a left. It's a couple of blocks on the right. Big white house. Can't miss it."
Ferengi: "Thanks."
Bird of Prey ''What do you mean, the Ferengi immediately broke off the negations and left in a huff? What on Earth did you say to him that was so insulting that it causes a Ferengi to forgo a lucrative business opportunity?''
''I just asked him if he was compensating for something...''
Frankie Chestnuts "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Cyrus Ramsay "I knew it was a mistake to buy a prosthetic arm from Quark."
Cyrus Ramsay "We're out of liquorice torpedoes. Will this do?"
Cyrus Ramsay "Say 'Hello'to my little friend".
MLCoolJ Unfortunately for him, this torpedo was made by the ACME Corporation.

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