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Caption Competition

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Name Caption
Bird of Prey Nobody believed T'Pol's claims that the Vulcans had been a very savage race in the past, until she bit off Archer's fingertip.
N'tran DS 12 TZAP TZAP TZAMP TZAMP
"Lieutenant Uhura cease firing your phaser into my back."

Tzap.
Horta not Vorta If a Vulcan holds in toxic flatuence
for seven years,
would it be a Pon Fart?
Jim I slaved over that dinner you WILL eat it!
Mr. X DAMN IT !!!!!! THIS ITCHING IS DRIVING NUTS !!!!!
N'tran DS 12 "Preciousssss."
Nerd907 She that smelt it, dealt it.
Mr. X Damn you "Trip" , that wasn't a chocolate bar , it was Exlax !!!! Where'd they put the ladies room on a Starship !!! RED ALERT !!!
Chromedome NO! No, no, no. Over my dead body. I am NOT going to kiss Wesley Crusher!
Chromedome Do you think if I got fangs to go with the ears then I could get a part on "Twilight"?
Bird of Prey It's sometimes VERY hard for T'Pol to suppress her emotions around all those illogical humans...
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons:
Trip: "Show me Fear! ...well, ok... I'M scared."
Bird of Prey Trip: ''Hello T'Pol!''
T'Pol: ''Nisssssse to ssssssssee you, Mr. Tucker.''
Trip: ''Er... Why are you talking like that.''
T'Pol: ''We are about to enter Gorn sssssspace, ssssssso dessssssided to practisssssse their language.''
mwhittington Phlox: Let's see, Vulcan menstruation... Ah ha! It says here the best treatment is a compound called Terellium D...
mwhittington Trip: Note to self: never give T'Pol alcohol, she's one mean drunk!
Ithekro Romulan ale*
(*ale not included)
Q Here Jolene demonstrates the general reaction fans had to Enterprise
EMH_MkI T'Pol: No, I did not wake up on the wrong side of the warp reactor.
EMH_MkI Vulcans don't flatulate. They have the incredibly powerful sphincter muscles to prove it.
EMH_MkI Archer: What's wrong with your face?
T'Pol: Nothing.
Archer: But your teeth are showing.
T'Pol: It's 'Happy Hour.'
Mr. Worf SSSSHHHHHIT !!!! I forgot to put on one of those human female things ......br......bra !!!!!
mwhittington Trip: What are you doing, T'Pol?
T'pol: I am attempting to emulate human emotional expressions. This one is arousal.
Trip: Uh..., I've never felt such a strange sensation of arousal and... fear.
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''There is a plasma conduit leaking on deck C. It sounds a bit like this: Hissssss...''
Sokratis Moments earlier, Phlox removes his "enamel brightening eels" from T'Pol's teeth. Little did he realize the adhesive quality they would bestow on her Vulcan saliva.
Frankie Chestnuts Another satisfied customer of the Joan Rivers Memorial Facelift Clinic.
Bird of Prey Whenever Porthos was displeased with something, he growled, and Archer did whatever he could to comply with his wishes. Thus, T'Pol considered it quite logical to try out this strategy too.
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
jg I have the same reaction when I find out someone messed with my computer settings.
jg and another user of Windows 8 realizes that the start menu is missing.
Bird of Prey Always brush your teeth, kids! It's the most logical course of action.
N'tran DS 12 It is unwise, you devil of Denebian slime
To tease a Vulcan in rhyme
Revenge, I am told
Is best served cold
So I'll get you back this time.
[with reference to one of my previous Caption Comp entries]
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons:
Trip: "Show me apathy! ...hmmm... How about Indifference? Wow... Are you actually TRYING to look like Porthos?"
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons:
Trip: "Show me arousal! ... Yes! YES!! -NO!!! NOOOO!!!"
Miss Marple My, what BIG TEETH she has!
My, what BIG EARS she has!
My, what BIG BR- BR- BROWN EYES she has!
Miss Marple "Selfies" never improve.
Mr. Worf DAMN YOU !!!! CAPTAIN ! You have no right to tempted me during Pon Farr . Take a number .
donna That Pok Tar was amazing. . . is there any stuck in my teeth?
Joe G Vulcan dentistry: The logical choice for attaining the whitest teeth and freshest breath in the galaxy.
N'tran DS 12 Subcommander rank pin stabbing my neck.
Bird of Prey ....GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD....
mckinneyc Never come between a Vulcan and her logic!
Bird of Prey ...but in the 2150, the humans pushed through their Warp Five Project, and there was lots of teeth gnashing on the Vulcan's side.
MtK T'Pol Jenkins!
Admiral ED NOBODY CALLS ME "ELF"!!!!
Nerd907 And you thought YOUR driver's license photo turned out bad.
Nerd907 Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Bird of Prey Always vaccinate your Vulcans against rabies!
McFortner PMS is NOT logical.
Chromedome Don't. Call. Me. EMOTIONAL!
Chromedome You'd better give me a good caption or I'll hunt you down and get emotional on your sorry butt!
Chromedome Ooooo bitch! scratch your eyes out!
Sondak Cheeeeeese!
R S Gilliver I find your lack of Trek disturbing.
Bird of Prey Phlox: ''I will call this new disease I have diagnosed in T'Pol 'space rabies'!''
The Geek Vulcans do show their emotions, should the need arise. For example, T'Pol here is expressing both anger and embarrassment as Archer gets his ass kicked for the 147th time.
Borg T'pol is thinking of all then lens flares that will appear in the next J.J. Abrams movie.
Borg T'pol is practising looking happy and nailing it!
Borg Looking at picture the of Riker from a few months ago...
Miss Marple For clarification:
"PMS" stands for Putting up with Men's Shit.
Continue.
PHRobertson For that extra shine, try new DentaPlus Toothpaste.
PHRobertson "I am T'Pol. Hear me roar!"
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Glue in my toothpaste? I will never understand where the humor lies in those destructive acts the humans call 'pranks'...''
electronic cigarette qFAVRt Thank you for your article. Keep writing.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons:
Trip: "Show me happy! ...HAPPY!! Think about puppies! -WHOA... Let's work on social interaction today."
Admiral Dunsel The real reason that Vulcans only mate once every seven years is that Vulcan females have PMS for the other six years.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons:
Trip: "Show me angry! That's it, angry! ...no, no, not constipated... ANGRY!"
Miss Marple ... breathe through the mouth & I won't smell their stench...
breathe through the mouth & I won't smell their stench...
... breathe through the mouth & I won't smell their stench...
Miss Marple Where will you be when your Trellium-D runs out?
Miss Marple Where will YOU be when your Pa'nar Syndrome symptoms act up?
Frankie Chestnuts Jolene Blalock after first reading the script to "These are the Voyages..."
DBB "Come on, T'Pol. Show us a smile."
*T'Pol tries to smile*
"Oh. You know what? Nevermind. Stop smiling."
adastra42 Bye Bye Oooze! Seabond: the denture adhesive wafer with no ooze like paste. Now with a vegan formula for those toothless Vulcans out there! Because an oozing denture just isn't logical!
datasoong18 "That ship? With those transporters??"
lexxonnet Vulcan toothpaste commercial. Because smiling would be illogical.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "Uniform.... to... tight!"
Jonesy PMS....IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
PegasusJF I took a couple runs of plastic surgery to unset T'Pol's repeated attempts to smile.
PegasusJF Funny thing is, it actually takes more muscles for a Vulcan to smile than frown
PegasusJF Colgate lost 50% of their market share when this magazine ad was released
PegasusJF It took a few tries until T'Pol learned how to smile
Frankie Chestnuts ...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Acting.
Frankie Chestnuts Stereotypical pissed off Irishman.....
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
...sort of.
MLCoolJ T'Pol showing off her flawless teeth. Flawless thanks to brushing with Colgate.
Miss Marple Damn theeth whitening thrips!
Frankie Chestnuts Austin Powers: "OK, you're an animal! Yes, there we go. You're a tiger! You're Tony the Tiger! You're grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you're a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There's a predator out of the jungle. What's going on? Burrow! That's right, you're a lemur. That's all you've got. You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting. It's crazy.... And I'm spent."
The Geek Ferengi: "Computer, begin 'Vulcan Love Slave, part two'."
(This appears)
Ferengi: "Lovely."
The Geek Archer: "You got a war face?"
T'Pol: "Sir?"
Archer: "AAHHH!! That's a war face! Now let me see your war face!"
T'Pol: "This is most illogical..."
Archer: "You didn't convince me! Now let me see your REAL war face!"
T'Pol: (gives this face)
Archer: "You don't scare me! Work on it!"
T'Pol: "Yes, sir."
The Geek T'Pol just determined the situation warrants a colorful metaphor.
The Geek And for the next few days, Trip was the woman (but didn't we kinda suspect that anyway?).
The Geek T'Pol, her Pon Farr peaked.
The Geek "... AND YOU WILL KNOW I AM T'POL, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"
C. W. Perkins Where's Trip? I need Trip...NOW!!!
Niall Johnson Do it like they do on the Klingon erotic channel.
Niall Johnson Take your hands off Trip and nobody gets hurt!
Miss Marple The follies of Botox...
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Sure... I like the pan flute. Maybe a little Zamfir-"
T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Sure... I'd love something pan fried. How about some catfish-"
T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!"
woodside "I'm going to be topless or naked HOW often on this show?!?"
liquidcross Let's see you grit those teeth! Vulcaaaaannnnnn LAGAAAAANNNNN!!!
Miss Marple My, what big ears she has!
Miss Marple My, what big teeth she has!
Miss Marple My eyes are up here, buddy.

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