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RedDwarfian "So... that was 'These Are The Voyages...'"
Chromedome Even on Voyager they were unable to avoid the World Cup coverage!
MR. WORF The crew looked totally bewildered as they watched the 2018 FIFA from the archives.
EMH_MkI There was nothing much to do in the Delta Quadrant except watch reruns of Days of Our Lives.
Miss Marple I understand the concept of "stoppage time", but this cannot be correct.
Frankie Chestnuts Broadcast: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooal"
Frankie Chestnuts Broadcast: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooal"
Janeway: "God... I hate that Ronaldo."
Bird of Prey Everone's new hobby: Watching B'Elanna playing tennis!
It's so captivating...
thumper80 Look at the size of that thing!!
Obama3rdterm Watching the continuing plane crash of the Trump Presidency.
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: “What is this ‘You Tube’, and why are there so many videos of cats?”
Neelix: “Videos of cats??? I thought this was the menu choices for tomorrow’s lunch.”
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: “What is this ‘You Tube’, and why are there so many videos of cats?”
MR. WORF The crew looking shocked to find President Trump IS shorter than the Canadian Prime Minister !!!
Cyrus Ramsay Seven of Nine: "This is the 200th film in the series, yet you all still accept that this 'James Bond' has been the same character all along?"
Bird of Prey Neelix: "B'Elanna is beating up that alien diplomat... Shouldn't we intervene?"
Janeway: "Later. For now, go and fetch me a cup of coffee!"
DBB "I don't understand. I thought we were supposed to be seeing messages from Earth. Who is this Rick Astley and what is a Rick Roll?"
"I've been through the entire upload. This is all there is."
*Tom Paris' laughter is heard through the door*
DBB "Well...I guess it was good."
"Yeah. You think Lando and that droid were really...you know?"
"I have no idea. That was weird."
"Yeah."
"But it was great seeing Darth Maul again though."
"Yes!"
DBB The crew watched the North Korea talks with great anticipation. Things were tense. Then they remembered that this happened hundreds of years ago and no one cared anymore.
DBB Tom Paris sits alone on the bridge wondering if he was supposed to be somewhere.
DBB Kim: The producers said only these specific Klingons look different-
Chakotay: Shut up, Harry. They all look like that! Truncated xenomorph skulls... Six nostrils!
Neelix: Why are there purple Klingons?
Seven: Real-time holographic communication over hundreds of light years? We don't have that.
Chakotay: A Vulcan admiral? But Spock was the first Vulcan in Starfleet.
Janeway: Let's just watch.
Rylan Sato The crew waiting for another Lebron James loss in the NBA Finals.
BigMac1212 The mood shifted when a crewmate quipped "It's only a model."
Locuzia Borgia Kim: I can't wait to see Meghan's dress!
MR. WORF Ensign Kim: What that on my leg ?
Seven Of Nine : Relax Ensign ..... Resistance is fultile !!
MR. WORF Janeway : Nelix ! Is that your hand on my ass ??
Nelix : Hmmm well , just maybe.
Janeway : Could you go a little higher please.
MR. WORF The crew had a blank looks on there faces as they watched the Uss Enterprise come on the screen during Star Trek : Discovery.
Mikey Janeway: "...and here are a few slides from my trip to the Grand Canyon..."
Tuvok: (rethinks logic of suicide)
AdmiralM Seven just noticed the guy behind her in the 2nd row is more interested in her heavenly body.
Mikey Many of the crew were disappointed to see that Neelix' presentation was simply a cap of the new Fortnite emote he purchased.
Mikey "Wait... who's driving?"
AJ Why is Seven checking out Neelix's butt, while everyone else is staring at the screen?
Frankie Chestnuts The entire crew... Simultaneously... Realize the Neelix and Netflix are not the same thing...
Frankie Chestnuts Chakotay: " I need EVERYONE without a regulation uniform or a Y chromosome to leave the room IMMEDIATELY.
Frankie Chestnuts Chakotay: "What's this called again?"
Janeway: "The Final Frontier."
Chakotay: "Hopefully it WAS the final."
Janeway: "Not even close..."
Frankie Chestnuts To the shock of the crew, Neelix broadcasts the long lost Kes fantasy video diary. Consensus is that he should have previewed it prior to the event.
Dunharrow That moment when you realize Voyager is the last "real" Star Trek series.
PegasusJF The Voyager all hands staff meeting proceeded as usual: A couple people snickering at the presentation, Seven staring a Chakotay's butt, and a lady in back wondering what in the heck she was doing there.
MR. WORF The crew's jaws drop when they see the Premier Of Ontario : Kathleen Wynne !!!
MR. WORF The crew look puzzled as they watch some video from Call Of Duty .
MR. WORF The crew receives a video message from Earth , but some idiot filmed it vertical so the crew had to squint to see it.
ilandra And tonights Thunderball number is ....
Frankie Chestnuts First Row (R to L):
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
Second Row (R to L)
"Dear God!"
"Cool!"
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
"Telaxian... Species 218... Dense musculature. He will make an excellent drone."
Third Row (R to L):
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
"Dear God!"
...
MR. WORF The crew was completely floored when they found out Donald Trump XXV was elected head of Starfleet Command !!!
mckinneyc The Royal Wedding was even transmitted to the Delta Quadrant!
EMH_MkI Seven of Nine: Resistance IS NOT futile afterall.
mwhittington Janeway: What the heck is this!?
Neelix: I was rummaging around in the computer looking for information on Cardassians, but I believe I spelled the name wrong and found this old Earth program about something called Kardashians.
Kim: Hard to tell either species apart, really.
ktasay Voyager crew gathers to watch the 2016 election returns.
Bird of Prey Chakotay: "Any idea who installed that camera in B'Elanna's shower?"
Janeway: "No, but you may rest assured that I'll order to investigate this very thoroughly... eventually."
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Bird of Prey Neelix: "And, how do you like it?"
Janeway: "Well, it's a very abstract kind of movie. Just colors and shapes and stuff. How did you create this spotted pattern?"
Neelix: "Oh, it's just a closeup of my butt while I am twerking."
Frankie Chestnuts Nelix: "Good God! What IS this??"
Janeway: "No worries, Mr. Nelix. Just a Federation Sexual Harassment Training video."
Neelix: "Why do I need to go through this training... I ALREADY know how to do all this."
Frankie Chestnuts Lieutenant in Back Row: "Come on... Sea Biscuit!"
All: "Sussssh!"
MLCoolJ Super Bowl CDXI: The Voyager crew is awestruck by the first Super Bowl appearance of the Detroit Lions.
Lt. Leland T. Lynch Seven of Nine: "I have already assimilated this holo-episode."
Everyone: "Shh!"
Skipbear Seven, "I did some research into what a 'Dirty Neelix' is.
Mikey "Honestly, captain, is it completely ethical to use the internal sensors to broadcast from Tom and B'elanna's quarters?
Mikey There were mixed reactions from the crew when Neelix presented his exploration of what humans term a "snuff film."
Mikey "So NOBODY brought any folding chairs?"
Mikey Suddenly, Seven noticed something worthy of her interest.
Mikey "It appears to be logic and common sense... we're headed right for it, but I guarantee I'll find a way to steer us clear of it."
Miss Marple Janeway suddenly realizes that Netflix just immediately starts the next episode before you even notice...
MLCoolJ It's been a slow week, so our heroes have been passing the time by binge-watching "The Orville".
MLCoolJ "Keeping Up With The Cardassians" finally reaches the Delta Quadrant.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “Split up! You look like a cadet review!"

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