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jg Where will you be when diarrhea hits you.
jg It is a little known fact that, while Klingon women are fierce warriors, they are easily distracted by shiny objects.
jg Looks like Riker might have picked up a thing or two that wasn't shown on TV while serving on that Klingon ship.
jg First the mating call, then the biting, scratching and throwing heavy objects will soon follow.
Bird of Prey Still waiting for the kiss, unaware that he did run away over ten minutes ago.
Bird of Prey Now that Praxis is rubble, to what are the Klingons supposed to howl to each night?
Bird of Prey In Klingon fairy tales, there never is a damsel in distress - only a damsel OF distress.
Blaston Phools Another quite night at Quarks.
'Oh by Kahless he's hit the post! You Baktag!! get down in front my teams getting pumped 'ere! keep it on the deck! That linesman is a blind Pahtak!!'
Blaston Phools Klingon fluffers are the finest at thier profession than any other race we know of, they train constantly in oral flexing techniques considered to dangerous for other races - except species 8472, they got mad skills.
Blaston Phools NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I left the bathroom light on at home!
Blaston Phools "there eating him! And then thier going to eat ME!! OOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!"
Blaston Phools Whoever screen captured this has way to much time on his hands.
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''I want that blue dress, please. It will give a good contrast to the blood stains, that it will inevitably have after wearing it a few days onboard a Klingon ship...''
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh....''
*window glass shatters, Klingon gets sucked out into vacuum of space*
Acid How on Earth are we supposed to keep this fairly clean?
Bird of Prey The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
Admiral Dunsel Forehead-Spice never did seem to fit in with the rest of the group's concept, and was dismissed shortly before the girls recorded their first album.
Admiral Dunsel When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..., I get the sensation of being a lone artic wolf, standing atop a cold, snowy mountain range. The vast tundra spread below...!
I am Master of all the land and creatures before me! All must now bow down before me!
I raise my head and proclaim my rule over all...,
Ah-Ohoooooooooooo! Ah-Ohoooooooooooo!
Horta not Vorta Cleavage!
McFortner Qoooooooo-'nos, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!
McFortner (singing) Qooooooooo-'noS, sweepin' down the plain!
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?''
Mirror: *shatters into 1000 pieces*
Bird of Prey ''Ah-hooooooooooooo...''
The night of the living Were-Klingons!
Joel Hail to the leader
Bird of Prey The secret revealed at last: How all this cool sound effects in Star Trek are made!
Admiral Dunsel Miley Cyrus..., IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
Will Again with the boob jokes?
admirai,M Bator displaying her discomfort with the Klingon push up bar bra
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's... the USS Enterprise!''
admrial.M Bator singing (gotta love boobs a lot boobs a lot)
Bird of Prey If you ever have the opportunity to see a Klingon opera, make sure to get a seat in the front row - the view there is very stimulating!
Sentinel64 Even the Klingon gals just cannot take wearing a bad bra without howling.
jg Even Klingons find stubbinh a toe very painful.
Bird of Prey The Cardassian torture master uttered a sigh of frustration. Instead of engaging in a discussion concerning the number of lights, his Klingon prisoner just stared at them as if mesmerized.
Jr Stop, stop, stop! I just don't think a Klingon will cut it as Annie. Thank you for trying out.
Horta not Vorta They aren't real. They aren't even silicone. They're latex like the forehead ridges.
Bird of Prey Sela (out of frame, a worm-like creature dangling from her hand, raised above her head): ''Do you want this gagh? Do you want this gagh? You want it, do you? Then you must attack that Federation outpost for me.''
AJ When Chang said you should see Shakespeare in 'the original Klingon', he didn't mean it literally.
RogueSkyknight On second thought, maybe I don't want to see her "O" face.
Borg When you see Riker in Risan clothes.
Borg Unfortunately she just can't get the hang of whistling.
Borg That face when someone says J.J. Trek is better!
Borg The worst performance of "Three little maids from school are we" ever...
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Ketracel White burst?
Borg Klingon women sometimes flash their breasts to get into DITL Caption Comp
Q Allow me to sing you the song of my people.
N'tran DS 12 Stare at this picture very carefully and you will see a Klingon female's face.
N'tran DS 12 A sexy Klingon in black
Impulsive opera attack
High decibel aria
to a Cardassian tailoria
"Uncover your ears, you pe'TaQ."
Frankie Chestnuts
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
Aaa-OOOO!
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
Aaa-OOOO!
Imperium What do Klingons dream about?
N'tran DS 12 Fashion watch 2374...Klingon necklines are going lower this year.
Ithekro Aside from Shakespeare of Earth, the Klingons also embraced Lady Gaga, with interesting results.
Miss Marple Klingons do not fear cartoons.
Miss Marple Don't you carry ANYTHING in a "duct tape" palette?
Miss Marple ♪ Ahhhhh-ve Mari-i-ahhhhh... ♪
Miss Marple The quality of Victoria's Secrets' models went down hill after they got all those embarrassing endorsements from Neil Cavuto.
MR. X UGH !!! I FEEL A DRAFT !!!!
EMH_MkI I-I can totally see my ridges!
EMH_MkI By Sto-vo-kor, it's fully FUNCTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
Frankie Chestnuts B'Etor: ""We Klingons tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else. We have no need for such frivolous nonsense as dresses and oth-
OOOH, LOOK!! Chiffon!! Is that available in pink??"
mwhittington Is that a "volume up/down" button on her throat!?
mwhittington The carpet might match the drapes, but at least the cleavage doesn't match the cranium!
mwhittington Yeah, I'm the same way when I stub my toe.
N'tran DS 12 Open wide.. wider... wider still....
Frankie Chestnuts Victoria Secret models had definitely deteriorated over the years... As did the the swimsuits.
MLCoolJ Oppan Klingon style!
Frankie Chestnuts "Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?"
Frankie Chestnuts Another graduate of the Shatnerian School of Acting
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Frankie Chestnuts Worf may not have been a "Merry Man"...
But this is one "Merry Woman".
Kent Looks colder than a Klingon's tit in there...
Kent WHERE DID YOU P'TAGHS LEAVE MY BRA!!!!!!!!!
Jey B'tor gets to see Worf's Ba'tleth
Jey When you gotta go, you gotta go
Bird of Prey Question: When is it safe to stare at a Klingon woman's boobs?
Answer: Only when she is distracted with something else!
Miss Marple Mot'loch Spice ... The LEAST popular Spice Girl.
EMH_MkI Klingon: I have a favor to ask of you.
Kenny: What is it?
Klingon: Die.
Kenny: That's not a questio-*vaporizes*
Klinon: That's because I don't do requests!
EMH_MkI Klingon: FOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
*echo* HEAD!!!...head...hea... *echo*
Klingon: Wha... *gasping*
EMH_MkI Worf: When you told me you liked her, I told you to hold nothing back, but... DAMN brother! *snickers*
EMH_MkI When a Klingon has to go, they REALLY have to go.
EMH_MkI Klingon: Open the door!
Picard: No.
Klingon: OPEN THE DOOR!
Picard: No.
Klingon: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your ship away!
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "OK... So maybe the 'Spicey Gagh Wings' are a little too hot... But Morn liked them!"
Bird of Prey What would you do if the kiss cam is showing you, and the only one near you is a Klingon?
Rylan Sato I would appear that someone got the best of this Klingon off screen.
Admiral Dunsel For some strange reason, Klingons who visit Earth absolutely love the Disneyland ride "It's a Small World", and often just start singing along with it as they ride.
Admiral Dunsel
Some Wherrrre.., overre the rainbow...,
The Geek "Dear Penthouse..."
NASCARTographer While overpriced and rather limited in its uses, the Promenade Adult Novelty Hutch found its "Cloaked Phallus" to be a hit with visitors.
MLCoolJ From "DS9: The Musical" comes a new melody composed for "Warrior Women at the River of Blood."
Bird of Prey Even the Klingons themselves often have problems with pronouncing Klingon words!
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Come now, that's no way to react... Blue is the new... er... 'mop-water' gray."
The Geek Looks like Quark is getting some tonight!
(A moment of silence for soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-life-in-pain-and-terror-Quark.)
Jonesy "Booooooobs!"
Miss Marple She was banking on the fact that you can have poor dental hygiene and STILL BE an international woman of mystery, in order to nail this interview. Still, a little prayer never hurt.
Miss Marple ... Happy Birthday, Mister President...
Miss Marple Up next on "Klingon's Got Talent"...
Miss Marple Unfortunately, Victoria's Secrets translated very poorly into Klingon.
Admiral Adam "OOOOODIIIINNN!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Klingon Female: "NO, NO, NO!!! I want GRAY!! It's traditional for Klingon brides."
PegasusJF Watching the new year fireworks outside DS9
PegasusJF Klingon: "TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!"
PegasusJF "I, the shiny ball of Omicron Lyrae, has much to teach you young one"
PegasusJF One need not smile at a Klingon musical
PegasusJF BRIDEZILLA!!!
PegasusJF Wedding planers have learned the hard way that one must handle Klingon brides very carefully.
PegasusJF Bad wedding gowns can bring out the bridezilla in everyone.
The Geek The Cardassian tailor has to go, but the gorilla in the Klingon suit can stay!
mckinneyc Klingon mating rituals, when the mood takes you you have to howl!
Frankie Chestnuts
"vaSDaq Ho'lI tI tIHuSmoH
va va va va va va va va va
DaH qaS QuchmeH bov wIbuSbogh
va va va va va va va va va"

"Hang the H'oli vegetation at the hall"
Traditional Klingon Xmas carol.
Frankie Chestnuts
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
Aaa-OOOO!
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
Aaa-OOOO!
Miss Marple The burka never goes out of style.

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