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|Horta not Vorta||"Gorch."|
|mwhittington||Stadi: Tom, you know I'm Betazoid, and no, I won't play with your "stick shift".
Paris: Well, would you...
Stadi: No, I won't "pop your clutch" either!
|mwhittington||Paris: You. Me. Hot tub. Champagne.
Stadi: You. Alone. Hot tub. Plasma conduit.
|Frankie Chestnuts||A romantic evening on the Holodeck. It seems harmless enough. Until Mr. Paris becomes a bit too forward and ends up wearing a plate of Neelix’s Talaxian worm hair pasta. This ultimately results in Mr. Paris’ evening… and uniform, to be a total loss.
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|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''I appreciate your concern about my otitis media, but the Doctor gave me a hypospray that has been working quite well so far.''|
|AdmiralM||"Tom I a certified pilot stop being a backseat driver"|
|Chromedome||I said ... please can I borrow a cup of sugar?|
|MR. WORF||Paris : I just wanted you to know .... Good Luck ... We're all counting on you.|
|MR. WORF||Stadi : I wanted to tell you ... Good Luck ... And we're all counting on you.|
|DBB||Sexual harassment seminar video: Here we see an example of sexual harassment. If you witness such behavior, you could 'delegate' and tell someone; be 'direct' and confront the person yourself; or 'distract' and interrupt the situation somehow. A safe work environment is a healthy work environment.
Paris, watching video with crew: I really wish they'd stop using that picture...
|DBB||"I hope that's your phaser poking me."
"Of course it's my phaser. I'm offended that you would imply that I would be so unprofessional."
"I'm sorry, sir."
"I'm just kidding. It's my junk."
|Ilandra||"I've never played 'Chopsticks' this way"|
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''If you don't happen to be a space vampire, go away from my neck.''|
|Rylan Sato||Stadi: I need an adult.
Paris: I am an adult.
|MLCoolJ||Paris: Now put the black 8 on the red 9.
Stadi: Yes, Paris, I know how to play Solitaire.
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''This shuttle has seats for the passengers, you know?''|
|MR. WORF||Poor Tom Paris ; Little did he know Belana had , had herself cosmetically altered to look like Lt. Stadi.|
|MR. WORF||Stadi : Tom , What are you doing ?
Paris : Trying to stop a Warp Core Dump .
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''No, I won't let you fly the shuttle!''
Paris: ''But you are about to crash it!''
Stadi: ''That's only because you keep blowing into my ear!''
|MR. WORF||Is that a Phaser in your pants ?! Or are you glad to see me?|
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''Guess from which planet I am!'
Paris: ''Hmmm... Judging from your ears, it's probably not Ferenginar.''
|Miss Marple||-Ever wonder why they “pay” us in credits? Well, it all started out when Trump, as a businessman, refused to pay his creditors… Yeah, all part of Trump’s Legacy.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Stadi... What are you thinking?"
Stadi: "I'm trying to figure out if that unnatural relationship you have with Harry is a really freaky friendship or a seriously scary Bromance."
|LB||Lefftenant Expository Dialogue reporting for duty.|
|Optimuskr||"You know, I've been in prison for a long time"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Hey, Stadi... I ate Neelix's Jibalian Garlic Stew for lunch. Should I brush my teeth before my shift?"
Stadi: "You should spend a couple of hours in the decontamination chamber... Starting NOW!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Hey, Stadi... I ate Neelix's Jibalian Garlic Stew for lunch. Should I brush my teeth before my shift?"|
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''What are you about to do? Examining my ear for Ceti eels??''|
|MLCoolJ||Paris: Hey...didn't I see you on "JAG"?|
|Mikey||"Tom, why are you biting my neck?"
"Well, how exactly did you think the crew survived unchanged all these years in the Delta Quadrant?"
|Chromedome||(Outrageously fake French accent)
"Can I tempt you with one, small, wafer thin mint?"
|Chromedome||"Is that fake news?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Tell me, Stadi... Who does your hair?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Stadi... do you like movies about gladiators?"
Stadi: "What the hell are you talking about?? LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"
Paris: "So, you DON'T like movies about gladiators?"
|Mikey||Stadi: "Tom, watch it with your hand!"
Paris: "Both my hands are on the panel."
Stadi: "Then what's th- *barf*"
|Mikey||"... I don't know - fly casual!"|
|MLCoolJ||Paris: You're definitely an officer, Stadi, because you make my privates stand at attention.
Stadi: Your privates are about to get busted.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: ♪"There's Klingon's off the starboard bow, starboard bow..."♫
Paris: "Technically, I'm off the port quarter..."
Stadi: "Shut up... you're still a Klingon."
|Miss Marple||Paris: ♫ A dream is a WISH your heart makes ♫
Stasi: Well, how 'bout I rip your heart out?
|mckinneyc||Red Alert! Shields up! We have a Paris coming up fast from behind|
|MLCoolJ||Paris: I spy with my little eye...something that is sexy.
Stadi: So which little eye would you care to lose first?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: "Tom, will you LEAVE ME ALONE."
Paris: "Wait a sec... YOU'RE the one in the Men's Room."
Stadi: "Fine. At least use a different urinal."
|MLCoolJ||Paris: I know I've been a bit of a playboy and I've never taken relationships seriously...but for you, I'm willing to go "Stadi". (laughs) Get it? "Stadi"?
Stadi: Must...resist...urge...to kill...him...
|Miss Marple||Tom: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Stadi: It doesn't take a Betazoid to know what YOU are thinking.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: "Tom... I'm Betazoid. I hear EVERYTHING you are thinking. ...and you're a dirty, dirty little man."|
|Miss Marple||Sexual harassment ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Miss Marple||Sorry, Tom, but blowing into my ear does nothing for me. You would probably have to blow the whole ship into the Delta Quadrant for me to notice anything.|
|AJ||I understand, I truly do, but literally shoving his clarinet up his ass was a bit much, don't you think?|
|Miss Marple||The "red shoulder", as lethal to some as the "red shirt”.|
|Silent Bob||Creepy shoulder lurker|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: “Listen… You’ve GOT to go out with him… I’ll give you a weeks replicator rations. He’s driving me NUTS! He was in my quarters this morning. He woke me up playing “Everybody Hurts” on his clarinet!”|
|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''You want a kiss? I would rather kiss a Klingon!''
Paris: ''So would I, but I still have to wait a few seasons for that.''
|MLCoolJ||Paris: I know I've been a bit of a playboy and I've never taken relationships seriously, but for you...I'm willing to go|
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