|mckinneyc||See I do brush and floss!|
|Bird of Prey||Chakotay: ''Wow, you are looking much better than last week!''
B'Elanna: ''That wasn't me. That was another Klingon woman.''
Chakotay: ''Oh sorry, it is just that... Uhm...''
B'Elanna: ''What? What, Chakotay? YOU THINK THAT ALL KLINGONS ARE LOOKING ALIKE!?!?''
|Frankie Chestnuts||EMH: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
B'Elanna (through gritted teeth): "LAACK JAAA!"
|Jonesy||"An F?! Do you have ANY idea how many nights I stayed up late writing that history report?"|
|PegasusJF||B'Elanna: There is no B'Elanna only Zuul.|
|PegasusJF||You are NOT FULLY FUNCTIONAL!|
|PegasusJF||That pad is NOT FULLY FUNCTIONAL!|
|PegasusJF||B'Elanna is mad as hell and will not take Chakotay's s**t anymore.|
|MLCoolJ||And Round #47 of the Delta Quadrant Staring Contest begins...now!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||B'Elanna: "ANGRY BIRDS!!??? I have enough to deal with every day with just my ANGRY THOUGHTS!"|
|N'tran DS 12||Do Klingon females always bare their teeth?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #31:
They have a third sister working undercover on DS-9. Fortunately, she had access to excellent dental care.
|Frankie Chestnuts||B'Elanna: "Chakotay... Help me out. I was just chewing out Harry... and I think I got a piece of him caught in my teeth."|
|Miss Marple||Through gritted teeth: No, I need a "feminine pad", thank you.|
|Miss Marple||YOU WIN, Cyrus Ramsay!|
|AJ||If you show me that list ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to make you copy it onto these walls in your OWN MUSHY BLOOD!|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Have hours of fun with the "Klingon Control" app.|
|Miss Marple||My teeth? Why thanks... my father taught me to floss when I was little.|
|The Geek||Chakotay: "Okay, you're right! Your hair is fine, but if you ever think about changing it, I'll just leave this list of hairstyles right here for you, okay?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
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