|PegasusJF||Neelix: What lovely cheekbone you have.|
|PegasusJF||When Kes left, Tuvok regrettably found himself the nearest shoulder to cry on.|
|PegasusJF||Neelix (voiceover): So I find myself on this Federation tub ya? It was passing through so I try to introduce myself. They let me in, but then send these living statues with gazes so cold they bleached half my face. I tell ya, I get no respect!|
|PegasusJF||The Talaxian ambassador gets no respect.|
|Chromedome||Neelix: "Don't criticise my quiff when you appear to be wearing a carpet tile on your head!"|
|Chromedome||Nyah! nyah! nyah! My ears are pointier than your ears!|
|Chromedome||Fagin to Oliver Twist: "You got to pick a pocket or two, my boy!"|
|Admiral Dunsel||No Mr. Neelix, after examining the similar structure of you ear, as compared to that of the typical Vulcan ear, I think it is safe to say with certainty that the Talaxian race and the Vulcan race are in no way related.
I do however suggest that you look into the uses of an Old-Earth invention called, I believe, a "Q-Tip".
|MR. WORF||Nelix : Mr. Vulcan , do I see an eyebrow hair out of place ?
Tuvok : My god ! what is that awful smell !!! This creature needs a bath bad time . Bleh !!! Barf !
|Admiral Adam||Nellix: Nice ears...
Tuvok: Nice hair...
|Admiral Adam||Nellix: "You blinked first"
Tuvok: "No I didn't"
|Admiral Adam||Nelix: "DUDE!"
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: ''We have tribbles here in the Delta Quadrant too. But we never let them procreate so much that they become a problem. We kill them all on sight, and then we make coats out of them.''|
|C.W.Perkins||Ah Mr. Vulcan, though your face says no, I'll bet you're the joker of this crew.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: "Of course I don't have my underwear.
Neelix: "I'm definitely not wearing my underwear."
Tuvok: "I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?"
Neelix: "They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here."
Tuvok: "I don't want them back."
|DBB||Tuvok: I do apologize if I am standing on your foot.
Neelix: That's not my foot.
|McFortner||Damn, I can't see where they they glued on those ears....|
|AJ||Tuvok had mastered the human trick to winning staring contests: look at a spot just above your opponent's eyes.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: "How much for the little girl. The women, how much for the women?"
Neelix: "Your women, I want to buy your women, the little girl, your captain. Sell them to me, sell me your women!"
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: ''Are you sufficiently prepared for the way mission to the ice planet?''
Neelix: ''Of course! Lt. Torres even lent me her mother's old targ fur coat!''
|MLCoolJ||Neelix: So how much for the life-size Tuvok action figure?|
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