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Bird of Prey Archer: ''Say, is that really a Vulcan uniform, or are you just enjoying to wear your pajamas all day?''
Horta not Vorta Attempting to contain a Vulcan Death Fart.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: “Wow!”
T’Pol: “What? What is it? What do you see?”
Archer: “I can't describe it... it's almost like a little Nativity scene...!”
Miss Marple No, Captain, I do not believe you could “out dance” Patrick Swayze... even though he is dead.
Miss Marple Jolene, to self: Don't think about his nose hair... don't think about his nose hair... don't think about his nose hair...
Miss Marple T'Pol: No. From what I see here, you would not "make a great Chippendale dancer."
Miss Marple T'Pol, to self: I'm TRYING to care, but nothing is happening.
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "You really can't fathom how difficult this is to do with you hovering over my shoulder like that."
Archer: "I considered sitting on your lap, but I thought that would be even MORE disturbing."
Frankie Chestnuts T'Pol: "You really can't fathom how difficult this is to do with you hovering over my shoulder."
Dunharrow Well, Cntl-Alt-Delete didn't work
jg T'Pol: I just don't understand the fascination with this video Tripp sent me. He said I must watch it to truly understand human behavior.
Archer: What video is it?
T'Pol: 2 girls, 1 cup.
Archer: Don't watch that and Tripp, see me in my ready room now.
jg After yet another warning e-mail from the internet provider, Archer had to find out who kept downloading pirated movies.
Bird of Prey Archer:''Wow! That was the fastest speed run through Super Mario Bros. that I have ever seen!''
B Computer glitch.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "How about we head back to my quarters and play a little 'slap and tickle'?"
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "T'Pol, please tell me... Who are these birds, and why are they angry?"
ilandra Don't look round, he's still looking
AJ Tell me, T'Pol, what is the logic behind having the worst haircut in the universe?
Bird of Prey Archer: ''OK, who replaced T'Pol with a lifelike mannequin? And where did you get a mannequin with pointy ears?''
Bryan Moore "Why don't you come to my quarters after shift and we'll make a 'Quantum Leap'!"
MR. WORF Archer : Ahhh ! Hmmmm ! T'pol did you just cut the cheese .... gasp !!! Cough !!!!!
T'pol : Sir you wanted my to try some of your famous Chilli !
EMH_MkI T'Pol: Did you try rebooting it?
Archer: At least a dozen times.
T'Pol: Did you unplug and replug it back in?
Archer: That was the second thing we did.
T'Pol: How and WHY on Earth would you operatate a starship to on Windows 95?
Archer: *eyes Tucker*
AJ Yes, captain, the minecraft world is now officially larger than the known universe.
N'tran DS 12 If you examine this picture very carefully, you may notice a Starship Captain.
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''What is this?!''
Archer: ''This is called a screen saver.''
T'Pol: ''Flying toasters are illogical!''
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Captain, what -''
Archer: ''Surprise browser history inspection!''
jg when Archer saw that Big booty Andorans was on T'pol web searches, Archer immediately knew he would have to have a talk with Tripp.
Mr. Worf Hmmm....Ah Topal , are you aware that starfeet regualations allow me to do a full breast inspection.?
Captain ! If you need to do this .... meet me in my quarters after my shift.
stevewd If he calls "cut" one more time, I'm going to scream!!!!!!
Bird of Prey ''T'Pol's anthropological log, day 465. The alpha silverback tries to groom me again.''
Chromedome "Here we go, Scott. I've hacked the studio payroll system. That is how much Trineer is getting paid!"
"WHAT? He's getting paid more than us!"
"And he didn't even stand his round at the bar!"
Bird of Prey Archer: ''Are Vulcan kids already born with pointy ears, or...''
T'Pol: ''Captain, right now I have to focus on running your ship. Now get back to your seat.''
Chromedome "I am unable to detect any sign that Commander Tucker has any kind of dress sense."
Niall Johnson Call Microsoft. I did not want to upgrade to Windows 10.
Niall Johnson Does anyone know what "do you want to continue running the script means?"
Niall Johnson You're telling me they cancelled us and put out these movies instead?
Niall Johnson Why did we go HD again?
Niall Johnson Trip, you taped over the Bridge log with you Risa vacation video?
Niall Johnson Back at Starfleet, HR has a fit.
Niall Johnson That makes me a Saaad Panda.
Chromedome "Yes Captain, you put the jack of hearts on the queen of spades and then the six of clubs goes over here ... isn't that obvious?
"Ummm."
Chromedome "Captain, I have hacked into Trip's Amazon account as you ordered. What do I do now?"
"Order him the Big Norgs Deluxe Inflatable Doll."
"Hmmmm, it appears that he has already done that, Captain!"
"What?"
"Yes, on the same order as a stirrup pump, a yak and a vat of Nutella*."
"No wonder they call him Trippy!"
* = To avoid product placement bias, note that other nut based spreads are available!
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Captain, what was the password again?''
Archer: ''vUlcAns-R-5tup1d!''
Bird of Prey Archer: ''Where is the 'any key'? Really!? That is your question? It simply means that it doesn't matter which key you press to proceed, only that you press one.''
T'Pol: ''A software that is actually encouraging random button smashing is illogical!''
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''I know that you humans are fascinated by our ears, but I you HAVE to stare at them, at least try to do it more subtly.''
N;tran DS 12 Another alien with a bumpy forehead?...
No ... A worried starship captain.
Mr. Worf What was that you said Trip , she's enduring the Pawn Far ? I'm feelin' lucky !!!
ehass40062 Chanel de Plomik Soup? Sorry, it just doesn't do it for me.
McFortner Archer: So tell me, T'Pol, you ever seen a grown man naked?
ilandra How many seasons did your agent manage to negotiate?
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Captain, why have you replaced the buttons of my console with piano keys?''
Archer: ''We are about to make first contact with an alien species, and I need you to play a series of five tones.''
Admiral Dunsel Archer: (whispering) " Jefferies tube 3, 15 minutes. Be careful, Trip looks like he's suspicious."
EMH_MkI Archer: Alright, T'pol. Let's show them we mean business. Release the kraken!
Gambit36 Archer: "Why are you viewing footage from that bridge security camera?"
T'Pol: "It is apparently being used for a highly illogical waste of talent called a 'Caption Competition'...
Bird of Prey Archer: ''What is this? 'Space Invaders'? Ha! I KNEW you Vulcans are up to something!''
T'Pol: ''This is just a computer game!''
Cyrus Ramsay "How come Jolene can read her lines of this monitor while we have to learn ours?"
"Scott, your're the only one who ISN'T using a monitor."
Cyrus Ramsay "I've shown T'Pol every episode of 'Quantum Leap' and she still won't accept the possibility of time travel."
Bird of Prey Archer: ''Are you playing Tetris at work again?''
T'Pol: ''This isn't Tetris. It is a Vulcan mind training program that -''
Archer: ''To me it looks very much like Tetris!''
Horta not Vorta Over the shoulder boulder holder.
N'tran DS 12 "No, Captain, that is not how you do the Vulcan eyebrow."
Cailus Starfleet gave Captain Archer a nice, comfy chair to work out of during bridge shifts. They apparently forgot that Archer thihks he's an action hero. Sitting isn't cool.
Cailus Archer: ...Wait. Is that a Tellarite...in a harness...with that Andorian's antennae in her-
T'Pol: It is part of my education on alien interaction.
Archer: ...On the next bridge, the captain will be able to see all stations from his chair.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "It's alright, Commander... Calm down. Just tell me... Who gave you the haircut?"
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "Yes Commander... I'm CERTAIN we need to be spending the afternoon in the Decon Chamber."
EMH_MkI T'Pol: I've found the problem. You're still running Windows 2100. And it has never been updated.
Archer: Malcolm....
Reed: *ducks behinde console*
Miss Marple Often Jolene would mutter "Now YOU keep a straight face" to co-workers while flashing them a little sideboob.
PegasusJF Archer: Look, I got one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I gotta do it!
PegasusJF Captain Archer is not afraid to have a word with his subordinates publicly
PegasusJF Johnathan Archer, Captain, Savior of Earth, micromanager.
PegasusJF Archer: Sorry T'Pol, we didn't know the Trekfansian ambassador would have such a fixation on your ears.

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