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Cailus This never happened. Did you hear me! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS HERESY
Bird of Prey Mysterious booming voice: ''I AM THE GARDEN OF FOREVER!''
Borg This anti-drug video is brought to you from starfleet:
Drugs make vulcans smile
Bird of Prey Spock: ''This is a leola plant. Contrary to popular belief, its roots are absolutely inedible.''
Miss Marple Dr Oz says these will cure EVERYTHING!
Bird of Prey ...and that's how Captain Pike got the idea to write the song ''The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog''.
GreenLanternMD "That's right, these ARE on the menu at the Interstellar House of Pancakes."
GreenLanternMD "Yes, I understand the Bolians eat thousands of these every day."
Bird of Prey Pike: ''Why are you acting so... un-Vulcan-like today, Mr. Spock?''
Spock: ''I am in plant farr.''
Bird of Prey In ''The Cage'', Spock wasn't yet the strictly logical and emotionless Vulcan we all know and love. Instead he was the dude who annoyed all his comrades by constantly laughing because of every trivial thing he sees.
mwhittington Even Spock couldn't help but chuckle at the strange noises coming from the Blue Whoopie Cushion plant of Flatula Prime.
Miss Marple Betcha can't eat just one!
Admiral Dunsel Pike: Spock, what can you make out of this?
Spock: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
Mr . Worf So what do we do with the 3 leaves ??
AJ 'People, I know our special effects budget is low, but do the wires have to be THAT visible?'
Frankie Chestnuts Pike: "It's obvious Spock... They are the scales of the Giant Blue Lizard of Ajilon Prime...
.
You go first.
Miss Marple Pike: I agree: the FREDERICK‚ÄôS OF HOLLYWOOD models must have gone in this direction.
Jonesy "Captain...it tingles!"
Miss Marple Pike: She loves me... she loves me NOT...
Bird of Prey Spock: ''I once knew an Andorran female who's skin had this exact color...''
Pike: ''Too much information, pal...''
Mr. Worf These would make a nice accessory on our uniforms !
Bird of Prey Pike: ''Let's prepare a blue salad for Yeoman Colt - that'll freak her out!''
ehass40062 Spock discovers the Vulcan version of "the herb"
GreenLanternMD "It says, 'You will become a major character'. Oh, boy, now you open mine!"
GreenLanternMD "Wow, you're right, these just might solve our toilet paper shortage."
GrenLanternMD "Hey, wanna have some fun? Let's have one of those guys in the red shirts hold these for us and see what happens."
Frankie Chestnuts Dr. in Background: "Hey there Captain Starshine... don't bogart that blue acid and put 'American Beauty' back on."
Miss Marple Panama Red ain't got nuthin' on this!
Chromedome "I know Viagra is blue, but this isn't what I imagined."
Chromedome "Don't look the blue things, Spock!"
"I can't help it. They're so beautiful!"
Chromedome (Extra in centre thinks) The 15th take! How much longer can these guys mess about? I need to empty my leg bag.
(Extra on right thinks) I wonder if I can brain these guys with one of the fake rocks behind me?
(Extra on the left thinks) Oooooo pretty flappy things!
McFortner Spock: Hot damn, Talosian Blue! Imagine the spliffs we can roll with this!
Frankie Chestnuts Pike: "I'm going to play along, and not even LOOK at that personal vibrator that Spock is carrying."
Defiant688 Its soo good, makes even a Vulcan smile!
C. W. Perkins Doctor in background: Must be something very special about that plant if it can make a Vulcan smile.
Frankie Chestnuts The WORST Rave Club in the Universe!
Bird of Prey Spock: ''I think I can cook something out of this!''
N'tran DS 12 Now in a Happier Place.
mwhittington Spock: Hey, Chris, you ever just rub these plants, you know, just feel them? *man, this feels awesome!*
Pike: (to people in background) So, when is the ecstasy supposed to wear off?
mwhittington Spock: Fascinating! And you're sure you can pick up as many as 180 channels with this?
Pike: That's what the infomercial stated.
Spock: SO COOL!! I'm saying good bye to my satellite bill!!
Bird of Prey Spock: ''Oooh, it feels like velvet!''
Ithekro I can feel it back in my fillings.
jg White haired guy: Back in my day, we also had a plant that made you happy. We smoked it and it was legal in Colorado.
Miss Marple Spock having a rare moment of youthful exuberance ...before the that dreadful mechanical rice picker incident.
Frankie Chestnuts Interesting fact: Leonard Nimoy was an aficionado of incredibly simple origami.
Frankie Chestnuts On the rare occasion that Nemoy broke character on set, it was usually when they were "feeling up" the props.
(You can interpret that any way you'd like.)
Frankie Chestnuts On the rare occasion that Nemoy broke character on set, it was usually when they were "feeling up" the props.
(You can interpret that any way you'd like.)
Frankie Chestnuts Pike: "SPOCK!! Give it a rest... or get a room!"
Adm Adam Spock: "Captain, I believe this it the exotic blue laughing Lilly."
Chromedome DON'T EAT THE BLUE SMARTIES!!!!!
Frankie Chestnuts Dr. Boyce in Background: "DUDES!!! Stop bogarting those vibrating plants!!"
Miss Marple Spock! SPOCK! Stop pinching the wings off the Fairies!
Frankie Chestnuts "...to get back to the warning that I received. The brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"
Miss Marple Safety training slide #18:
Remember: always visualize the "loaded chamber indicator" and engage the phaser's external safety BEFORE touching any hallucinogenic flora.
RK_Striker_JK_5 Blue abi-di abi-di I'm BLUE!
Bird of Prey Spock: ''The leaves of this plant are blue! BLUE!!! Fascinating! Just... Fascinating! The most incredible thing I have ever seen in the whole galaxy!''
Pike: ''You Vulcans are very strange people.''
PegasusJF The harvested implants from planet Siloconia where greatly valued by the Federation.
MLCoolJ It turns out that Spock can mind-meld with plants as well as animals.

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